Fender Bender Car And Bike Show, Pro Wrestling

Onset Harbor To Host Gala Affair This Saturday, July 27th....

Onset Harbor People, Representin' Hard...

Come one, come all to the third annual Fender Bender car and bike show! It goes down rain/shine on July 27th, which is this Saturday. Admission is free. Yes, they do indeed have a Facebook page.

The Fender Bender will feature a large collection of all sort of anything that can travel. You'll have vintage cars, hot rods, modified current cars, bad-ass motorcycles, and other goodies. I don't really know anything about cars (I tend to know them by their celebrity names, like "Love Bug" or "General Lee" or "ZZ Top car"), but I still have a good time there.

At worst, you can eat yourself silly and do some people watching. Car shows are great places to people watch, as they tend to attract a colorful crowd. Everyone loves cars, so car shows are where you may see, say, a Korean War veteran happily talking shop with some 17 year old thug. I can guarantee that you'll have fun, your kids will have more fun, and you can be home by suppertime.

They will be awarding trophies in 10 classes of car/bike. Someone will also win a free photoshoot of their sweet ride via Ronin Photographics. All cars and bikes, broken or new, are welcome. Registration runs 8 AM-11 AM. I'm not sure if the event is limited to cars and bikes- If you have an Abrams tank or a Zamboni, bring it by!

Vendor booths ae still available. This is especially goes for people who make fried dough... as I want some, but don't feel like cooking with oil in this weather. Contact Roger at 508-295-1366.

There is also a wrestling show, put on by New Bedford-based Top Rope Promotions. No expense was spared, as top stars like Spike Dudley and disgraced WWF referee Danny Davis (Dover, New Hampshire's own!) will be in the house. Also appearing will be Maria Kanellis, who you know from wrestling/jobbing, Celebrity Apprentice and Playboy. Lots of fighting happens in Onset, but very little of it involves a woman of the caliber of Miss Kanellis.

The fights start at 1 PM, but you can meet the stars from 11 until the opening bell.

Big ups to Marc Anthony's pizza, Sinners and Saints tattoos, and many others for sponsoring the show.

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