Missing Afghans Caught

Soldiers Were Trying To Sneak Into Canada

Stop worrying, y'all.... the three missing Afghan soldiers were captured as they tried to cross the border into Canada. They were seeking asylum.

Details are scarce, but they aren't going to blow up the Sagamore Bridge or anything.

It's funny... our latest immigration problem is illegals trying to sneak OUT of America. 

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