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Sorry Boston - you're the joke, and worldwide at that

Boston is the laughing stock all over the US as this Mike Peters' cartoon in the Sunday NY Times indicates.
When Mumbles Menino & Merciless Martha can't tell cartoons from Al Qaeda
We're in deep do-do & Armageddon outta here
Ten cities in America were subjected to another piece of guerrilla marketing this month.
Only Beantown went berserk.
The Hub's perpetual mayor Tom "mumbles" Menino shouted his anxious alarms for hours after someone in our state constabulary must have noticed these were rather amateurish and childish toys, not terror devices.
Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis alerted the nation at a press conference while usually wiser Governor Deval Patrick frowned in the background with Mumbles.
And our humorless Attorney General Martha "pull the switch" Coakley made public announcements offering her grim face to an unsuspecting public.
Greatest Prank Ever
What seemed to be a possible national emergency turned out to be just the tenth city visited by these same merry pranksters.
What is ludicrous is that a “terror emergency” continued after it must have been obvious to those who found and deactivated the first one early in the day that it was just a hoax.
However, "Madame La Farge" Coakley told us of the government’s expert appraisal of the dire situation. As she said on CNN, "It had a very sinister appearance. It had a battery behind it, and wires." Wow, just like your i-Pod, Martha.
A photo caption on Yahoo! described the sinister object thus; “The device consists of light emitting diodes on a circuit board forming the shape of a gesturing character which is part of a promotion for the TV show 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force,' a surreal series about a talking milkshake, a box of fries and a meatball…”
Same hoax got "ho hum" in nine other cities
The only meatballs in Beantown were our leaders and law enforcement personal who allowed a million bucks to be spent protecting Boston from an obvious hoax.
Last night MSNBC's "Countdown with Keith Olberman" lampooned the debacle as did countless other national and international media. The devices have been in place for two to three weeks in 9 other US cities - New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco; and Philadelphia. As soon as the company realized the problem law enforcement officials were told of their locations in all 10 cities. There were no reports from police of residents in the other nine cities spotting similar devices.
See the video of the devices being placed here.
Only The Alliance could act nuttier
It really frightens one to consider how Charlie Vinick, Sue Nickerson and the Alliance to Protract Nantucket Sound might react if they returned to Cape Cod in a few years and suddenly came upon 130 wind turbines.
Their reaction would probably give a whole new meaning to "Chicken Little".
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Listen to any media other than Boston and you'll reaize we're the laughing stock of the country.
Hmmmm, I wonder if those children are the "lauging stock" of their countries?
They weren't all the same device, what about the fake pipe bomb at Tufts-New England, planted there by a nut with a threatening note. Only added to the craziness.
E.
"I hope they let the gorilla ad people have both barrels, using public property for their petty little TV show ad campaign."
You mean, like Doug Bennett???
As Bub's Lola states above "The first device was blown-up at 8am, that morning. Didn't anyone look at it to see that it was a battery operated device with zero explosives???"
If we can't tell the difference between a joke and a bomb, we're in for a long, hot future. The people who caused the problem and the expense were the Keystone Kops & publicity-hungrey pols.
So far four national newspapers have asked to run this as an Op-Ed piece, the Patriot Ledger ran it today, please read this Op-Ed.
You see daddy-O, the bomb sqaud operates a little differntly than....let's say, CCT. Unlike some who make the rules up as they go (e.g. Peckham) some operations have protocol and trainning in place "so nobody get killed".
Imagine that, a bomb squad that actually follows a strict agenda for dealing with suspicious packages placed in curious places.
Besides, how dangerous can it be to be a member of the bomb squad?
A milkshale, box of fries and a meatball.. sounds like your typical high-minded American pop culture.
Yeah, sorry I missed those live feeds. The best reality TV is watching these so-called "journalists" speculating to the high heavens with their expertise in breaking news stories. Bumbling bubble heads who can't even read copy are even more entertaining to watch as they fumble through without a script or having any idea of what's really going on.
"Back to you, Wolfe."
However, if something blew up and people were killed, or if a couple of planes flew into some buildings, I'm sure there'd be commissions and committees formed to figure out why nobody did anything about it before it happened.
Of course the media, latched on to this. They love nothing more than to have a breaking news report. Especially one that they can extend for days of news time. The real winners of this marketing ploy (NOT HOAX) was turner broadcasting, who received more air time then a million dollars of advertising would have given them. The real losers the people of Mass who had to suffer thru the traffic hold ups, the loss of revenue and the loss of esteem from from other states.
They really pushed the panic button this time....when I heard about it, I couldn't decide whether it was due to an unsophisticated lot who aren't prevy to electronic devices from computer geeks....or wanting to milk the commonwealth for another fat check, like another big dig. How much did this debacle cost us anyway? And will Warner pay or will they do some kind of deal with Menino and the new D.A.?
One has to wonder who are these people who are determining whether suspicious devices are actually lethal or not?
Just because it lights up, has wires and batteries doesn't mean it will explode!
I think they should have done a much better job investigating this material prior to pushing the panic buttons all over town.
Just add this one to the big dig bill!
Yeah, I mean I guess it could explode..and kill some dudes.
You don't investigate the material Crusader. You identifiy it as suspicous and blow it up. That's the way all bomb squads work.
I've seen them blow up a lunch box and a briefcase.
Then there are those of us who believe the threat from Islamic fanatics is genuine because they are quite persistent in reminding us of that and have already pulled off a catastrophic attack on our soil, an attack as unlikely as it was savage.
Is it much of a stretch to foresee that those doing the disparaging now would be among the most vocal critics that Not Enough Was Done if we get hit again?
I asked her which train station, she said orange. I proceeded to my train.
This is exactly what is going on in this country.....promoting fear, and paranoia.....I'm not buying it........I won't ever vote for a republican president....I pray for a democratic president in 2008.....no more colonization of other countries.....we need to unite instead of sending our young men off to die in a war that is only about greedy family values...and you know which families I am referring to..where is our humanity?
911 was more than it seems....open your eyes and take a look at how this country really works behind the scenes.....capitalists....greed and inhumanity continue to flourish.
If my son ever gets drafted for this war, I am forcing him to become a deserter!
Many had during the Vietnam War, another scam, and they are walking around today able to have decent lives because they deserted.
Would you want your son or daughter to fight in a war that is greed?
Sounds like lifes not so good in Somerville afterall?
Typical response...blame it all on the republicans. Shortly after Bush takes office, America is attacked. Remind you Crusader, Clinton was President when they were planning the attacks.
Also, who told your daughter there were "bombs on the train"?
Is that something "you" made up?
To the contrary, I'm quite content living in my old neighborhood once again.
I am making a heathly paycheck here as opposed to there with people who know how to respect their employees and co-workers. They also know the definition of "working as a team".
I don't miss the mean-spirted city haters. At least here, we accept all walks of life, including blacks and tolerate differences of opinion.
I like to chime in now and then just to keep you guys on your toes.
My daughter heard it on the news, one of those Warner signs must have been placed on or near a train station.
We're so happy you're "with your own" types. We're all just a bunch of backwoods, black hating, non-team playing city haters. I think you nailed it.
So, the "news" reported bombs on a train? I don't think so. Never, ever did a news organization report there were bombs on a train.
I get holidays OFF and PAID....401k and pension plan.....no commute...and those who suffer from mental illness, alcoholism and drug addiction are forced to deal with it......they are not freely roaming around disrupting other people's lives........
One former co-worker described the Cape as an asylum without bars.......not too far off.....
It's still a whaling community and always will be......soon it will become a place only the rich can afford.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2fGzmphx4U
Crusader, please tell me you aren't one of the lunatic fringe who believes 9/11 was a conspiracy. Let me amend that: it was a conspiracy -- by al Qaeda.
Your idea of unity is for Americans to huddle isolated in a cave and hope the monsters outside will go away if we ignore them. They've already made clear they won't. We've tried what you suggest twice in the last century. Pearl Harbor and 9/11 soon followed.
And in case you hadn't noticed, this particular breed of monster treats women far worse than men.
To borrow a line from great leader whose birthday I'll celebrate tomorrow, this conflict can have only one outcome -- we win, they lose.
Thanks for bringing up the truth they refuse to face.
Some time ago, I did a blog on Bush, and it caused a lot of static with the Bush lovers....on this site.....I brought up the "C" group and got an unfriendly comment from a supposed employee of the "former presidents club".....caused some to shiver in their boots......
welcome to wonderful USA--otherwise known as home to a newly formed facist government that encourages leaders to oppress the innocent through fear tactics, paranoia and martial law.
We will learn about it someday like the Kennedy assasinations.....many years later when everyone who is responsible is either dead of old age or disease, instead of rotting in jail as they should.
Even his own party is disgusted with him......that says a lot.......a president gets elected to do daddy's bidding...hires the same henchmen as daddy.....and gets the supreme court to back him up....where is Bill Maher and Michael Moore?
We need another protest march in D.C.
Did it ever occur to you that just maybe some of those monsters are U.S. citizens....Jack.....born and raised....traitors....who only care about the almighty dollar instead of humanity?
There are many questions about 911 that have yet to be answered.
Many professors in our country to visit these native lands we are at war with know the real truth about what goes on.....when this happened I felt deeply saddened for the victims and families of those who died at the World Trade Center....and I also begged the question: What did we possibly do to anger these terrorists so in order to provoke such a horrific tragedy?
Many professors I once worked with claimed this government brought this tragedy upon us, Jack.
An intelligent person takes in all and any possibilities and weighs it against the facts at hand......problem is .....we don't have all the facts....do we?
You can blame Clinton all you want....I remember feeling more financially secure and safer during the Clinton years. I can't say that now. Who knows what this bungling Bush will do next..
No kahoonas.....
Our newly formed "facist" government that's got you trembling in a cave -- are Pelosi and Reid part of the junta?
I'm not the one trembling dear heart, it's those cowards who refuse to believe we have been bush-wacked-by-the-bullying-Bush's.
So Jose Padilla, the terrorist.....what of the American terrorists Jack? The ones who put there suits on & work on Wall Street to make the big dough for their greedy bosses?
Enron ringing any bells for you?
What of the Enron terrorists who stole millions out of the pensions of many unfortunate retirees? Ken Lay is probably basking in the sun on some remote island in the South Pacific just to escape a long jail sentence like his partner in crime-- Skilling.
Hurray for Pelosi and Reid that they call Bush to the carpet for his arrogance aimed at destroying the American dream. It's been nothing but a freaking nightmare since this boob took office.
It's the fleecing of America aimed at the middle class. Yeah, Bush has learned a great deal from his facist friends hasn't he---how to make us poorer and more dependent on a tyrant who is running this country like his Enron buddies.....wake up American it's time to vote for a Democrat in 2008!
Wake up and smell reality....Ken Lay's dead!
Still blaming everyone else for your shortcomings I see.
Are we absolutely sure he is dead? Maybe he's living among the Nazi's in Brazil.
How convenient,
they guy probably faked his death just before sentencing.
We may just find him next to Hoffa and Whitey.....nothing would surprise me.....you guys are so gullible....just keep believing the BS our lame media continues to tell us.....there is no backbone in journalism anymore....just a bunch of whinning little wimps worried about saving their precious little jobs.....can't be ruffling the government's feathers now can we......
Remember, you said they claimed there was a "bomb" on the train. A claim I can't find any proof of any media outlet saying....except your daughter.
So tell me, who's gullible?
This allegedly "facist" government running the show -- are Pelosi, Reid, et al, part of cabal or are they just there for show, to dupe the sloe-eyed proles like me while only keen Machiavellian types like you can see through the ruse?
Can't remember who said this but it's one of my favorite quotes -- try to be the sort of person on whom nothing is lost. For you it's the opposite, Crusader -- just about everything is.
Live in fear and be ruled by fear. Sounds like a good plan for America orchestrated by our brave politicians. If ya get too scared just go shopping or to Disneyland. Yeah... that's the ticket.
Then again, some people have good reason to feel less threatened by this than others. Terrorists would save the useful idiots for last.
PP - I'm talking about the idyllic times where people don't throw their constitutional rights out with the bathwater cause they're so scared. "War on Terror", even Orwell couldn't have thought that up and sold it as a concept in fiction. And it looks like it could go on for 100 years are more. The question is can you assist by permeating that terror on the homefront enough to keep continued support for an already unpopular war? Doesn't look like that's going to happen.
ahhhhh.......sign of relief from someone with a much needed sense of humor......thanks for keeping things light....no one likes to be terrorized......but if you allow to be mind controlled by the terrorists.....than they've got you.
I say start with the Saudi's, nap Bin Laden and cut off the $$$$$$.....but we all know this won't happen.
I don't trust the Saudi's. They have poured way too much money into our country...just check out how many have donated and invested their blood money....they owns us.....that's the sad, but true story.....
Tell me, Capt. Courageous, as president of the US on Sept 12, 2001 -- whaddya do? It's your call.
I suggest next time you do your homework before accusing me or my daughter of making up falsehoods:
"Peter Berdovsky, 27, and Sean Stevens, 28, were released on $2,500 cash bond after each pleaded not guilty to placing a hoax device and disorderly conduct for a device found Wednesday at a subway station…………The men did not speak or enter their own pleas, but they appeared amused and smiled as the prosecutor talked about the device found at Sullivan Station underneath Interstate 93, looking like it had C-4 explosive".
http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1584698,00.html
Your daughter never heard any news orginization say there were bombs on the trains and you know it.
"Then again, some people have good reason to feel less threatened by this than others. Terrorists would save the useful idiots for last."
I have enjoyed and respected your comments on this blog. Do these folks live in the same world as we do? Is Walter still with us?
Capri for impeachment? Did George B. join Cheney in a quail hunt?
This crowd will never understand until el quada is sitting in their living room. The German subs from sixty years ago still lay on the bottom a few miles from shore all over the East Coast.
Were they here sightseeing?
That's it, videopaul, continue your slumber, like it's the '90s all over again and everything's peachy.
Thanks, Barbara, but I'd chock it up more to an opponent's self-inflicted wounds ;)
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As someone who was caught in the traffic jam on 93N, I can tell you that an electronic device attached to the support of a major artery in Boston is nothing to be taken less than serious.
Having seen a bomb explode in the face of a bomb technician in the 80's, I wonder how many changes of underwear Walter would go through doing their job?