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Man Arrested For Vehicular Indecency in Barnstable

BARNSTABLE – A Barnstable man is being held without bail for allegedly committing “Vehicular Indecency” against a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo. The vehicle was taken to a local repair shop to be examined and treated for damage. Residents of a small development called local police, reporting that a man was seen at the side of a vehicle, bent over and could be heard moaning. Police arrived on the scene to find 29 year-old Peter Paul standing up against the gas cap, with his pants pulled down, gently slapping the trunk and saying “whose tank is this?” Mr. Paul maybe charged with Statutory Vehicular Indecency as the age of consent for a vehicle is 3 years old. Police officials were not available for comment.

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09/25/07 @ 7:56 pm
cricket [Member] writes:
You just know he's gonna say the car _looked_ 3.
09/25/07 @ 8:13 pm
Buzz [Member] writes:
Look, if I'm paying fifty-bucks for something (gas) I'm going to get my money's worth.
09/25/07 @ 9:42 pm
deltaman [Member] writes:
I noticed that Mwalim had been among the missing for most of 2 wks, but apparently still attentive to just which topic will stimulate the greatest discussion…

Admittedly, late start, but you should be within a lap or two of the leaders before long, then we'll be watching for a sprint to overtake 'em…

Welcome back.
09/25/07 @ 10:10 pm
bittersweet [Member] writes:
He'll never beat that one of JC's.That thing went on forever!!!
09/25/07 @ 11:06 pm
seasider [Member] writes:
Is this funny????
09/25/07 @ 11:41 pm
deltaman [Member] writes:
just tolerably, imo - thought that it lacked character development tho…
09/25/07 @ 11:42 pm
deltaman [Member] writes:
B'sweet, should you be asleep? I know that you need far-less "beauty rest" than most mortals, but still...
09/25/07 @ 11:59 pm
bittersweet [Member] writes:
No still up...restless night, huh?
09/26/07 @ 12:07 am
deltaman [Member] writes:
Nope, folks my age need very little, but I nap frequently during day - like when pushing supermarket carriage; walking to/from mailbox, etc. Reminds me of funny/scary bumper sticker I saw way back (see? Ol' memory's still good!) Anyway, it sez:

"I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did - not like all the rest of the passengers who were kicking & screaming for him to wake up!

Still give me a jolt, to think...
09/26/07 @ 12:16 am
bittersweet [Member] writes:
yeah...that is funny/scary. that could happen easily around here...so many people shouldn't be driving.
09/26/07 @ 12:20 am
deltaman [Member] writes:
Yeah, especially those who get as emotionally involved with their vehicles as Mwalim's alleged perps!

Hey, I think that I have your email & will be testing it out shortly - turn off your twit filter, or ck spam bucket in AM, OK?

=;)
09/26/07 @ 12:33 am
bittersweet [Member] writes:
ok dm....talk to you later.
09/26/07 @ 12:32 pm
Monponsett [Member] writes:
A lonely man takes matters into his own hands....
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Mwalim, Morgan James Peters, I, is a performing artist, writer, filmmaker and educator. He currently lives in Mashpee and is the author of A MIXED MEDICINE BAG: Original Black Wampanoag Folklore (2007, Talking Drum Press), several plays which have been presented throughout the USA, Canada and the U.K.. In addition, his short stories, poetry, essays and articles have appeared in numerous periodicals, anthologies, and edited volumes. His serial column "A Modern Wampanoag's Folk-tale" appears in The Weekly Compass. Currently, he is an Assistant Professor of English and African/ African American Studies at UMass Dartmouth and the Chairman of Education for the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe.
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