Aaron Maloy's Blog

Brownnosing Manly Lesbians, Torturing Dogs, Killing Babies

What a wonderful selection of candidates Republicans have to choose from! Today's Boston Globe and New York Times revealed new information about the top 3 candidates that I would rather not know about, let a lone see pictures of. Featured in today' Globe is a picture of Romney and his wife Ann smoozing the 400+ lb beastly looking head honcho of Planned Parenthood at a pro-abortion fundraiser in Cohasset, MA.  Disgusting, absolutely disgusting. Of course it was from his Senate campaign nearly 14 years ago, but still, the image of Romney politically brownnosing and caressing the morbidly obese, manly-looking, ultra-feminist top dog at Planned Parenthood isn't sitting very well with me right now. This is going to require a lot of explaining. 

Having had enough of the Globe's perverse images I logged onto the New York Times site to scan some more political news. The first name I came across was "Huckabee." Anxious to see if he had plumetted yet I clicked on the link, which read "Huckabee Now a Candidate With Something to Lose." Instead of reading an objective political report I had to hear about how he used his political efficacy to have his son exonerated for torturing and killing stray animal and see a picture him exercising in short shorts with clear shots of his sagging breasts and chubby legs. Hold on while I vomit. If you want to see a REALLY ugly family portrait go to www.tammybruce.com. There you will find a Christmas portrait of the burly family sqeazing together on a bench in front of the Arkansas State House back when Huck was the incumbant Governor. I have never ever seen such an unhealthy-looking family in my life. Honestly! Is this how we want to improve America's image in the world? I will take Romney's beautiful family any day over these homely and unacceptably humongous slobs.

Those images of Huckabee were a bit too much. So I reopened my link to the Globe. Next I found a link with Guiliani's name. "Ok," I thought to myself, "maybe I will consider him."  Luckily this article didn't have any photos of his more embarassing moments, like when he performed in drag queen on SNL, and when he tried to convince the gay Log Cabin Republican Club to support him by dressing as a trashy bimbo drag queen. But this article was about how 11 reputable pro-life activists were arrested for peacefully holding a protest outside of his office. Coward! So is this what Rudy will do as President. Will he call the police and order them to arrest anyone who disagree with his policies? Sounds like the making of an abusive dictator. Even Bush hasn't comitted such atrocities.

With our current field of candidates it wouldn't surprize me in the least if one of them were the Anti-Christ. They all claim that they "believe in God too," in their rise to power. But underneath their sugarcoated religiosity lie many evils and Satanic rituals like torturing and killing Dogs to death, using tobacco industry money to coerce churches to promote the tobacco industries predatory interests, covert dealings with the Abortion Industry's elite, silencing Christian pro-life activists, etc. Some of them even use special markings. Beware.... the Anti-Christ may be making his........or HER debut.