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Ned Sonntag

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KA-TA-LOON-YAAAAA

The Editors asked me to describe what Chatham might look like if the Catalunya LNG tanker blew up in our harbor (or even 30 miles offshore).  I'm about 3 city blocks inland from the Fish Pier... whaddya think?  Vaporized or merely scalded?
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16 comments
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02/12/08 @ 9:37 pm
franny [Member] writes:
Mezza Luna. Rebuild. Just ask Nagin, uh, Deval. Where's Nagin at nowadays, after all his destruction? Crying on Oprah's shoulder? That was pretty. She's a good shoulder to cry on for incompetence, and mayhem, and, uh, lots of deaths. Just ask Dr. Phil, who's not a doctor, her "spiritual" advisor. Voodoo. Spraypaint SOS on your roof, and wait for the choppers.
02/13/08 @ 3:37 am
Ned [Member] writes:
franny thanks for your sensitive conflation of Nagin/Deval in honor of African-American History Month. Very 'edgy'. Without Voodoo, we'd all be listening to waltz music on the radio.
02/13/08 @ 3:43 am
mjsmom [Member] writes:
Sensitive? Ask a buffalo. Voodoo could work, you never know. What do you do to celebrate Presidents' Day? Rhetorical. Your artwork is always appreciated.
02/13/08 @ 3:55 am
Ned [Member] writes:
Voodoo definitely works, but ya gotta do it just right and be prepared to pay the piper. I spend dead presidents on President's Day. Paper money is Voodoo, isn't it?
02/13/08 @ 4:22 am
mjsmom [Member] writes:
Rupees?
02/13/08 @ 5:59 am
franny [Member] writes:
We just want the bench, the calendar, and a sculpture by Ned, if he's commissionable. And no more wide-loads. Bambi.
02/13/08 @ 7:07 am
Ned [Member] writes:
Wide-Loads? Is that a reference to my preference? In terms of circumference?
02/13/08 @ 7:11 am
Monponsett [Member] writes:
The best idea I had was the Alliance stealing the ship first while planning to either A) spin the crash of the LNG to blame CW or B) use it to extort the issue off the table.

Send money right away... I can't continue this kind creative drain without cash.
02/13/08 @ 7:14 am
Monponsett [Member] writes:
I also had an angle where Ted promises military support but backs out, like his brother during the Bay Of Pigs. He was to be subsequently assassinated by a trained seal during the Falmouth Regatta.
02/13/08 @ 7:15 am
Monponsett [Member] writes:
Not this Ted.. Ted K.
02/13/08 @ 7:17 am
mjsmom [Member] writes:
Ned, no, the reference was due to incompetent drivers on CC (CWN on CCToday). Like C&W. Not a waltz. CC drivers are a joke, not you. Read all comments, not just yours. Although, a Sonntag sculpture might be worth the bucks, or rupees.
02/13/08 @ 7:23 am
mjsmom [Member] writes:
And Ned, Monp always saves the day. He's like batman. Don't know who to commission, him or you.
02/13/08 @ 8:01 am
franny [Member] writes:
Ned, this has nothing to do with you. Declaring bankruptcy is not a crime, it's just paperwork. Happens all the time. The creditors, gone, except for their upset. Be prepared, and have your property in trust. Haven't been through it, and never will, but have seen it done. Happens to the best of them. Bambi.
02/13/08 @ 8:18 am
Ned [Member] writes:
Pffft! The late Mrs. and I did a credit-card bankruptcy in '98 that was the most enormous that our lawyer had handled... but what are YOU talking about?
02/13/08 @ 8:26 am
mjsmom [Member] writes:
too much info. but your grief--for your loved one--must be so painful. grief is impossible, sometimes, to heal. how many years? that's how many years.
02/13/08 @ 10:13 am
Ned [Member] writes:
We're talking a quarter-century... the past dozen years of that in increasingly bad health, so she's in a better place, but yeah... what you said...
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ned_196Ned Sonntag is an artist who lives and works on Cape Cod. His genre is nearly impossible to describe because it's "Sonntag-specific." It's a little like India or anchovies: you either love it or hate it. We love it. He has called himself a "Subculture-Pop Culture Crossover Cartoonist."
Ned will offer samples as often as the spirit moves him on these pages. His online gallery can be seen here, and he maintains additional art here, and you may send him an email.

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