East of Boston

Animal Shelter Fund Drive At Wareham Middle School

She doesn't look it, but she's pissed.

Once Walter and company edit this, you can link to the story of the animal shelter robbery in Wareham.

We have some of our people looking into it, and the current method of retaliation we plan to use is Keelhauling. God's work, Satan's methods. That doesn't get the money back, though...

Due to my top-notch connections with the local 6th graders, I was able to find out that Mrs. Drinkwater at the Wareham Middle School is collecting donations for the shelter.... and not only that, but she's MATCHING whatever donations the kids get.

That's a lot of commitment for a small-town school teacher. Sometimes, you have to go all out with charity. It's like Coach Billick said about the bacon+egg breakfast... "The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed."

Anywho... big ups to Mrs. Drinkwater and her kids. While I don't have an address you can send a donation to, I suppose

"Helping Paw Fund,  c/o Mrs. Drinkwater,
Wareham Middle School, 4 Viking Drive, Wareham, MA 02571

would do the trick.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but a teacher with a big heart can at least even out the damage my people do when we capture and maim the perp. That's how we roll at EOB, and it's too bad that our world sometimes crosses paths with that of the Innocents.

We could always have Coach Singletary speak to the young men...