Cheap Gas

$1.99/Gallon And Dropping Like A Ho

Monponsett cranks out a list of the lowest prices here

George Bush (under the thumb of a chastising Democratic Congress) can kill all the Muslims he wants if gas prices keep dropping like this. In fact, I'd even allow the man some wiggle room for Buddhists, Wiccan enthusiasts and Hindus if we can steal a few pennies from their oil-soaked carcasses.

Gas prices are going down like a skilled wharf girl, leaving people to wonder if $.99 a gallon is within reach. Maybe the Arabs will be paying us soon... as rightfully they should, the devious SOBs.

I'd list the prices one can find if they hunt around in Wareham and Buzzards Bay a bit, but it's easier to just tell you that it's $1.99 a gallon all around up here. So, we will instead focus on the suckers still charging over $2.00 a gallon on the Cape.

THE GAS LINE:

Delcie's Gulf, Buzzards Bay, $2.11

Gulf, Rte 28, Hyannis (the other two Gulf stations in Hyannis are $1.99 and $2.00, respectively... someone 'splain that, please)

West Main Gas and Car Wash, Hyannis, $2.01

Speedway on Willow St., $2.04

Citgo, 28A, Bourne, $2.37

Sunoco, Otis Rotary, $2.24

Irving, Rte. 28, Bourne, $2.05

Gulf, Rte 134, Dennis, $2.34

Shell, Rte 134, Dennis, $2.49

Sunoco, State Highway, Eastham, $2.21

 Mobil, Wild Harbor Rd, Falmouth, $2.29

Getty, Rte 28A, Falmouth, $2.19

 Exxon, Rte 151, Falmouth, $2.09

Gulf, Rte 6A, Orleans, $2.23

Christy's, Rte 28,  Orleans, $2.25, but there may be a Whoopie Pie discount

Going off-Cape to Plymouth is no help... they range from $2.01-$2.14 up there.

Gulf, Shank Painter Road, Provincetown, $2.29

Citgo, Rte 6A, Sandwich, $2.17

Irving, 6A, Sandwich, $2.17

Shell, Old Town House Road, Yarmouth, $2.29

Getty, Main Street, Yarmouth, $2.23

 Jay Mart (LOL), Yarmouth, $2.09