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10/07/09 @ 11:32 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Haaaaaaaaaaar 'Mateys'!!
I wonder if she realizes how completely transparent she really is. What are the odds that she convinced him to rip up the pre-nup?
09/23/09 @ 11:49 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: OMG LOL
There are many subtle ironies about this video. Most obvious is the presence of a YouTube video within a YouTube video. Slightly less noticeable is the fact that in order to make a 5 minute video about the dangers of living life in front of a glowing screen, I literally had to spend an entire summer glued to my laptop (ironically, the same laptop I was using while trapped in the virtual prison). I will not deny the fact that I am a complete hypocrite.
06/04/09 @ 10:26 pm
It won't be for long if you guys keep pumping my ego up like this ;)
06/04/09 @ 2:51 pm
Awwwww, thanks guys! Winning the Emmy wouldn't have been possible without the help and support of all my friends on the Cape. It's more OURS than mine. Thanks so much, everyone!
07/23/08 @ 12:40 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Go McCain Go!
Hey, I never said he was a GOOD ninja turtle...
07/08/08 @ 4:54 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Happy 4th of July!!
Not to my knowledge, but who knows? The Richard clan is *famous* for its drunken misadventures, so I could be related to many, MANY people that I'm not aware of :)
07/05/08 @ 9:47 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Happy 4th of July!!
I SHOULD celebrate Bastille Day, given my French heritage. To be honest, I never quite understood the connection between patriotism and blowing sh*t up anyway.
06/24/08 @ 6:47 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Reality TV
And for the record, Monpon, this is probably the easiest type of animation to do. Look at the trees in the background... they're totally South Park! You could definitely do something like this.
06/24/08 @ 6:45 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Reality TV
And here I thought Jerry Springer was the definition of reality TV... I actually made a PSA for media literacy using this video clip. Thought it was fitting.
06/23/08 @ 9:50 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Reality TV
Aw, thanks CCjon! I'm actually working on learning a new animation software now, hence the Reality TV video. I thought it would be fun to mix it up a bit.
06/22/08 @ 11:10 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Summer Traffic
Yeah, a Honda. Myrbie does most of the driving though.
06/18/08 @ 4:47 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Long-Awaited Cru Poster!
Beautiful work, Ned... you have much MUCH more patience than I :)
05/15/08 @ 10:31 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: What Would Einstein Say?
Oh, well then she's already smarter than Whitney.
05/13/08 @ 11:27 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Reviving Sgt Pepper
That jacket was actually based on one in my own wardrobe... but I justify it being totally heterosexual because several of my straight male friends have threatened to steal it while I was sleeping.
05/09/08 @ 12:01 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: God Forbid
You know I TOTALLY put this one up for you, Monpon!
05/04/08 @ 11:44 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Apathy Bear
I don't know, lions and tigers are pretty damn cute.
04/30/08 @ 12:55 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Absolutely Nuts
What has advertising come to these days?! It's like they're taking Andy Kaufman guerilla tactics or something.
04/29/08 @ 11:11 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Deathly White
Haha! "Did you hear they're trying to Florida State the Yarmouth water supply??" I'd move out of state if that were the case...
04/28/08 @ 12:38 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Deathly White
Gotta love a cartoonist that doesn't use spell check ;)
04/13/08 @ 11:11 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Caffeine Kills
Truth be told, I absolutely HATE coffee... but I'd take caffeine from an IV if I had the option. I drink the hard stuff, Jolt Cola. I even keep caffeinated gum in my purse. I'm just a firm believer in making fun of my own weaknesses.
04/03/08 @ 10:30 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Losing My Testosterone
Not a chance. Hyannis all the way.
03/30/08 @ 3:01 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: A Music Video?
Seriously. As they say in South Park, "only OLD people play REAL guitars."
03/21/08 @ 12:55 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Field Production
Maybe that one WAS a little too obscure.

I'm not so sure if Larry is supposed to be like JP. I was thinking he's more
like the 2% of the pie chart of my mind that's a middle-aged hippie.
03/18/08 @ 10:56 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Myrbie & Dax at the Media Center
Don't you worry, JP... I have enough media center humor to cover me for a freakin' lifetime :)
03/12/08 @ 11:40 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: The Artist Formerly Known as Cool
Prince is awesome in concert... especially when he uses a silhouette technique with a suggestive guitar :)
02/08/08 @ 10:51 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Myrbius, Part 1: Ablation
I see Eta and Dimensia in queen beds myself. Twin beds seem a bit snug. I imagine that Dax probably kicks a lot in his sleep, seeing as he's always having weird dreams.
02/08/08 @ 10:45 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Myrbius, Part 3: Distortion
Plus, existentialism was around LONG before Keanu...
02/08/08 @ 10:44 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Myrbius, Part 3: Distortion
Ok, I'll admit that the spoon thing is a direct reference to the Matrix... but seriously, I'd pick Myrbie's Neverwas over the Matrix ANY day.
02/07/08 @ 2:12 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Myrbius, Part 2: Confusion
What a cool picture! Myrbie's wasteland isn't quite so urban though. He wishes it was... then he could at least hit Starbucks or something.
02/04/08 @ 12:25 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Myrbius, Part 1: Ablation
Are you kidding? Dax wouldn't last five minutes sharing a room with Myrbie. He would totally suffocate him in his sleep.
01/29/08 @ 11:00 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Dax's Snowman
Aw shucks guys! I really enjoyed Eric's face when I mentioned the Cape Cod Times. For a moment there's a look of sheer panic on his face, but I kept going anyway, the ruthless bitch I am.
01/22/08 @ 7:21 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Dax Takes Over
For the record, the writer of Mary Worth actually read this comic...

Also for the record, that's how you shoot yourself in the foot.
01/22/08 @ 7:16 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Syndication?
Oh, the Myrbie & Dax animated cartoon is actually well under way. The thing is, after so many years of hard work I can't see myself handing them over to YouTube that easily. We'll see though, I might want to put up a few trailers.

Oh and by the way, the guy snogging the cantaloupe is Tim Hoffman, aspiring actor and voice of the animated Dax.
01/21/08 @ 11:50 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Syndication?
Oh, the movie's already out on YouTube... see here.
Stirring stuff, really... I hear it's up for several Golden Globe nominations, including Best Perverted Fruit Molestation Scene. I cried 'til I laughed.
01/18/08 @ 9:55 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Pink Canada Mints
"At birth I was switched with a Tums and no one could tell the difference"
01/09/08 @ 12:31 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Running Thicke
I once started a rumor that Alan Thicke had died as a test of how quickly rumors catch on. Before I knew it, everyone was saying it! Why Alan Thicke, you may be asking youself? Because he's famous enough that everyone knows who he is, but unimportant enough that it wouldn't be all over the news if he really HAD died.
01/07/08 @ 2:18 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Ringy Dingy Rag:Telemarketing th' Times Tripe
I'm glad I'm not the only creator on the Cape getting irked by all that "Cape Cod Art." I always assumed it was because I'm a bitter old hag on the inside, but now I know that I'm not alone. Power to the creative mind! Down with crappy CapeScapes and driftwood art!!
01/07/08 @ 12:12 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Something Funny
Dax works cheaper than a babysitter ;)
01/02/08 @ 1:56 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Dax Takes Over
Ned, I never pegged you for the Mary Worth type. Eric Williams was also affronted by my strong views on this issue. I won't say it's not a well-drawn comic... I'm just saying it sucks otherwise. There, I said it.
12/28/07 @ 3:24 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: sdrawkcA ssaB
It's actually the word "Dax" cleverly disguised as a fish.
12/28/07 @ 1:23 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: sdrawkcA ssaB
Technically it IS a mirror image... my penmanship is just that horrible.
12/26/07 @ 12:14 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Post-Holiday Newscast
Hilariously sacrilegious, I like that. That's going on the business cards...

I can't get into the new video games... too many buttons on the controllers! However, put me in front of some Super Mario Bros. 3 and I won't remember my own name in 45 minutes.
12/25/07 @ 7:24 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: ... But Not Manilow
Merry Christmas!!
12/24/07 @ 12:36 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Happy Festivus!
He has a prosthetic but it keeps getting caught in the car door. It's starting to look like a dog toy.
12/23/07 @ 8:21 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Happy Festivus!
Bring it.
12/20/07 @ 3:24 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Dueling Cosmos
I think that's actually a fabulous idea! What a cool power to have. I mean, some superheros can fly or walk through walls... Myrbie & Dax can smuggle illegal Mexicans into the country via 'fro. Don't be surprised if I steal that one.
12/19/07 @ 11:17 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Dueling Cosmos
Watch it dean, or you may have some poo flinging monkeys on your porch very soon, courtesy of my entourage. My peeps got my back, yo.
12/19/07 @ 11:13 am
You guys are ruthless! Probably right, but ruthless nonetheless. And the Huckabee family may have HORRIBLE fashion sense, but I don't know if I'd call them obese. And Ned's right, that lesbian is 300 lbs at best.
12/19/07 @ 10:49 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Helping vs. Saving
Sound advice. I encounter "savers" on a daily basis, helpers not so much. You hit the nail right on the head.
12/17/07 @ 10:56 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Holy Crap!
So the clergy can make their Lexus payments, silly!
12/16/07 @ 11:13 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: iChrist
Um, thanks?
12/14/07 @ 11:42 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: iChrist
For the record, I laughed for like five minutes when I saw the words "Ultimate" and "Manilow" together on the same album cover... in collaboration with that sexy picture of his, I laughed so hard I almost passed a kidney stone right then and there.
12/14/07 @ 11:40 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: iChrist
That's actually really funny, because last time I was at KMart I saw the Ultimate Manilow CD and really did consider getting it for you for Christmas. Glad I didn't now, seeing that you already have it.
12/05/07 @ 4:55 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Adam the Atom
Yeah, I wasn't sure how else to illustrate that he was an atom without making him a lot larger than usual. A microscope seemed like the obvious answer, but I can totally understand how that would be confusing.
12/01/07 @ 9:43 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Mills stabbing; Crashes
And for the record, I do believe Monponsett is a figure of all of our imaginations. I didn't see her at the party either.
12/01/07 @ 9:41 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Mills stabbing; Crashes
Dude, that guy got stabbed right down the street from my house! What's going ON in the Mills?? First a nude campground and now this...
11/28/07 @ 2:45 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: An Honest Mistake
Goteed. Much different. Although if I were a man, you'd better believe I'd be conducting some bizzare moustache experiments (...come to think of it, who's to say I'm not anyway?)
11/28/07 @ 11:23 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: An Honest Mistake
Don't look at me! I didn't CREATE the stereotype... I'm just shamelessly perpetuating it.
11/22/07 @ 10:51 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Moustache Madness
Three Men and a Baby holds up too...
11/19/07 @ 10:00 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Moustache Medley
Early stages of Monopoly guy. Chicks dig a dude with some cash.
11/18/07 @ 2:27 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Waiting for the Bus (Jazz-Hands Shush)
Thank you, thank you (takes a bow). I'm not really a bitch, I just play one in real life ;)
11/12/07 @ 4:15 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Bulldozer OD
Dean, you've never understood an episode of Frasier and you know it! Welcome Back Kotter, on the other hand...
11/07/07 @ 12:22 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Freudian Date
Pavlov works well for me too... especially at dinnertime.
11/06/07 @ 11:16 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Lyritosis
Oh, and my personal favorite line of lyritosis: "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche under the roller in the night." I actually had to Google that one to find the real lyrics, since everyone I met seemed just as perplexed about it as I.
11/06/07 @ 11:14 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Lyritosis
Personally I'd have to go with Gilligan. He may be a complete dunce, but he always made me laugh ;)
11/01/07 @ 3:31 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: "Boovall"
Thank God! I was hoping somebody would get the reference. When nobody commented, I thought either nobody got it, or it totally wasn't funny ;)
10/31/07 @ 1:33 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Dude Looks Like A Lady
That is a great album though. If only I had been alive to see Ziggy Stardust in concert (sob!)
10/29/07 @ 3:55 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Dude Looks Like A Lady
Why would anyone protest to free candy?? I'd be out there in pigtails, too.
10/26/07 @ 5:02 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Killer Benefits
Surprisingly VP, I have a lot of patience for JC. As crazy as she is, she means well. Nope, this person is FAR more aggravating than her.
10/26/07 @ 11:34 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Killer Benefits
I'm not sure, really. It's kind of a myriad things. I can't quite put my (busted) finger on it. Ask anyone here who's had to deal with her. She's definitely, unequivocally, certifiably annoying. And I have a LOT of patience, so if I call someone annoying, it's serious business.
10/26/07 @ 10:18 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Killer Benefits
I expect that the real Grim Reaper has an Austian accent, like in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. I don't know why, but I just know this to be true. And no Monponsett, it wasn't you. As far as I can tell, you're still on my good side ;)
10/24/07 @ 4:16 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Too Much Monk
If I ever have a kid, I think I'll give him the middle name Danger. That way he could tell people "Danger is my middle name!"
10/24/07 @ 2:49 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Too Much Monk
If you act strange, you're strange to begin with.
10/24/07 @ 10:49 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Too Much Monk
Haha, are you trying to say you're strange? (If A=B and B=C, then A=C)
10/24/07 @ 10:27 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Too Much Monk
I think Monk is my Hollywood crush. Is that strange? People always tell me I have strange taste in men.
10/22/07 @ 4:55 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Quantum Heap
Maybe you're right. Then I'd have one for weekdays, and one for Sunday best!
10/22/07 @ 3:53 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Quantum Heap
If there were two of me, the universe would be very, very sorry.
10/22/07 @ 3:49 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Tree Climbing
My dad skied off a cliff once. I still laugh about it.
10/22/07 @ 3:47 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Tree Climbing
You're not married to Chevy Chase, are you?
10/21/07 @ 10:07 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: The Angel-Mermaid War!
Love it. I love how you make big women so sexy. I believe you're the savior every non-anorexic woman in media has been looking for.
10/18/07 @ 10:13 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Self Portrait
Sweet. I hope the town of Eastham is ready for the Jul3ia explosion coming their way. Poor blokes won't know what hit 'em.
10/18/07 @ 10:59 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Self Portrait
I'm a musician in my "free time." Rock n' roll hair is just one of the fringe benefits of making an ass out of myself in public.
10/17/07 @ 8:16 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Real Art
I totally almost drew in a Pollock-esque painting, but I thought it might be too obvious.
10/17/07 @ 8:14 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Self Portrait
My real hair or my cartoon hair? There's a slight difference ;)
10/09/07 @ 2:16 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: New Socks
Too much time on my hands is more like it... but thank you, Ned ;)
10/08/07 @ 12:29 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Anywhere and Any When
No way, I'm not crazy enough to go with those guys!
09/30/07 @ 10:07 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Magic Toaster
Oh no, those poor souls! When I think of all those lost, innocent beings drenched in Windex and thrown into the wastebasket, it just makes my heart weep. I should have used a lemon-scented cleaner instead.
09/30/07 @ 4:19 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Magic Toaster
Yeah, leave it to Myrbie & Dax to point out the stuff that I myself cannot articulate ;)
09/19/07 @ 1:56 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Conflicting Non-Realities
Yeah... that WOULD be pretty embarrassing if I couldn't spell my own name. More embarrassing for the D-Y school system though, I'd say.
09/19/07 @ 1:19 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Conflicting Non-Realities
I wasn't sure if Existentialism and Quantum Physics would have a place in the cartoon world, but then what good is a joke if your head doesn't throb with bewilderment afterwards? (Why else would I put a 3 in the middle of my name?)
09/19/07 @ 11:43 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Conflicting Non-Realities
Wow, I wish I'd known from the start that I would get the most response from the laziest comic strip I've ever produced. I think deltaman might be onto something. I could really use a vacation ;)
09/11/07 @ 9:50 am
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Myrbie and Dax Go Shopping
They're brothers!! TWIN brothers! They just do everything together... it doesn't mean anything peculiar. Actually they ARE straight, but being teenage guys, they have pretty much a zero percent chance of getting laid anyway ;)
09/09/07 @ 2:42 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Myrbie and Dax Go Shopping
That depends... do only gay guy grocery shop?
09/06/07 @ 3:21 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Minibike Thugs, Part 4
Actually, now that I think about it, I'd probably go for Dax, but Myrbie, no friggin’ way. He's too much of a pessimist. Plus, Dax can rock a blue bouffant more tan any other guy I know.
09/06/07 @ 3:08 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: Minibike Thugs, Part 4
You're close, Ned. Mostly I imagine that Myrbie and Dax are there with me watching the Daily Show, chillin' on the couch and making smart-ass comments during the commercials. It's hard to imagine them as cartoon lovers... they're way too tall for me, and I think their 'fros would get in the way?
08/18/07 @ 1:13 pm
Jul3ia [Member]
In response to: The Missing Keys
Come to think of it, I'm not entirely sure pendular is a real word... anyway, I guess it is now ;)

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