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11/13/09 @ 10:45 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Posin' at PAAM Last Weekend!
Thanks, Ned.
Lot's to digest here. I always liked the writing and 'Bonfire' was prescient.
Have you read 'Charlotte Simmons'?
Peace.
11/12/09 @ 10:23 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Posin' at PAAM Last Weekend!
'Master of the Universe' has that Seinfeldian ring of derivaty.
Domain control aside, Ned, I'd love to hear your thoughts on the Tom Wolfe-Manhattan Institute connection.
11/04/09 @ 12:14 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Arrest for Stolen Motor Vehicle/ Child Support
The gloves, the jackboots...
Arrest me, girlfriend!
11/01/09 @ 10:20 am
Canine's make great Gulash.... if we have to import a 'biological control'; Europe has WAY to many Gypsies (Roma) and as they do not intergrate in the society they live in, nor do they recognize 'property', they would certainly take care of the coyote population in say, ten years. Though true to form, we'd have another problem..
10/21/09 @ 11:17 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: The US Mission in Afghanistan is...?
Yes, I agree. There are actually good reasons to kill people for oil. I'll get back to you after I take my SUV out to the break to toke up and think about exactly why.
Are you serious about Johnson? Were you just toilet trained, or do you think we are all stupid.
I mean, the dominoes are trying to get organized in my head over that one.
Obama is to Johnson as Oil is to Communism.
Oh yes, I understand. We were all so angry about the threat of Communism in the 60's.. kind of like we are scared about losing cheap oil? Can you help me on this one?
10/15/09 @ 3:06 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Human Condition
Monponsett is married to Confuseus...
10/10/09 @ 4:58 am
'Today's quote' is written by
Dion Dugan, not Dion Gigan.
G is to D as I is to U?
Another Brewster resident, John R. Mullaney, spoke against this school before it was built.
10/07/09 @ 2:52 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: 1808: Chatham Light is lit
There hasn't been a 'monnless' night here at this site in like, years...
09/25/09 @ 10:13 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Onion harvest
There's a really nice root cellar on Child's Homestead Road, at the Benz's old house, that was in active use in the '60's...
09/23/09 @ 12:31 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: On Birthers, Truthers and Political Paranoia
I would love to read why the Rosenbergs were rightly convicted, and then executed.
It's something I could never understand, though I've read reams...
09/17/09 @ 5:31 pm
'mind siege' sounds less than intriguing...
But I stared at the ticket a long time.
Crystally magical things are sparkening as we speak.
09/11/09 @ 6:51 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Dont like diapers? get used to it.
The best thing about living in Slovakia is public peeing. When you gotta go...
Also try 'diaper free baby'
Our boy has been almost free for three months, he'll be two next April.
09/04/09 @ 4:49 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Of Medicinal Leeches & Poisons
I'll take maggots over leeches anytime..
08/24/09 @ 11:02 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: 911 call leads to assault and battery arrest in Orleans
Good question.
But Lot's Hollow Road has how many residences? One. Unless something has changed in three years, I'm stuck on one. The owners live in the house and rent a converted garage to hard working 'out of towners', usually from Jamaica.
Giddiah Hill and Rayber, I guess you could argue for a 'triangle' there, but it would be a small fraction of the population of the Hyannis one.
08/24/09 @ 10:49 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: The Bush-wah Blues Redux
I have a dog named Torque. He is round, like a sausage. He lives in Brewster at my sister Mary's house. If you can reform him, the troops will come home before Obama's term is up.
Torque reform; what's your plan, Possee?
08/23/09 @ 1:52 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: PANIC IN CHATHAM AS BILL APPROACHES
You missed the tide there, Andy.
Can you do the same for Normal days?
How many dollars to you figure the State and Feds wasted on this one?
08/23/09 @ 1:43 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Obama! I get Scared. Don't you?
Thank God for Heritage!
)prestigious or not(
08/23/09 @ 1:33 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Obama! I get Scared. Don't you?
Where is anyone coming from? Does anyone know?
Meet the new boss, same as the old.
Most of us know we have a better chance with a Democrat, but realists admit that his hands are tied.
Wouldn't it be nice if ideas became reality? Oh wait, it's over.
08/23/09 @ 12:22 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Massachusetts Maritime Academy
I'm pretty sure I saw a woman in there... and none of them looked as serious as all that...
08/18/09 @ 4:53 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Bill O'Neill Woodstock Takedown Link Found!
YES!
08/16/09 @ 6:27 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: CCTimes:Bill O'Neill Takes on Woodstock!
Ned, can you Link to the article you're talking about? Otherwise I'll never read it and won't be able to understand what you are talking about.
Thanks in advance.
08/14/09 @ 8:03 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: There's A Sucker Born Every Minute
'Ana Paulina [Member] writes:
The "Truth" is always hidden far ahead in time.'
Waiting to be dug up and reinterpreted through rose colored glasses.
Ah, the good old days.
08/01/09 @ 5:15 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Beckoning Beams of Light
Billingsgate Light.
Minot's Ledge Light.
Any of the Three Sisters in their heyday.
07/30/09 @ 7:57 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: WHO’S THE BOSS?
Mary, your comment reminded me of the ABC conversation; C is listening to A and B. C wants to be a party to chatter, but (A or B) says, I'm sorry, but this is an AB conversation, and you're C.
Do you see? It's useful in argument or negotiation.
Buzz, I like the comic relief, but just who is the Professor? Gilligan?
I think Gates would be Maryanne before Ginger, just my two cents...
07/18/09 @ 7:08 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: What are YOUR pet peeves?
Being deleted on this site while attempting 'free' speech.
07/14/09 @ 11:49 pm
I appreciate the information, Mary, thank you again.
So when will this polymer block be successfully introduced, and why has it not been done before now?
This is not a new problem. Is it efficacy? Profit?
If someone becomes an addict through no fault of their own (it does happen) how would you help them?
Would legalizing opiates help in anyway?
A bigger problem is the toxic waste from Methamphetamine manufacturing. But that's another Pow-Wow.

07/14/09 @ 8:21 pm
Can you elucidate, Mary?
Your vitriol melted my LCD.
Thanks in advance.
07/14/09 @ 2:11 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: O'Leary and Peake to hold office hours in Harwich
That would be NEXT Friday, editor.
07/13/09 @ 6:46 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: The Big Apple for Grandkids
Yes, I agree Libby, and it was a nice vicarious escape for me.
I must add that Walter looks pretty good for his hundred odd years. I guess that makes him a centurian?
07/12/09 @ 1:18 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Try A Couple of Fori
I'll trill in... one question has always dogged me this side of the pond... why do macbooks pick up the free wifi while windows does not?
And Ned, why 'since the election'? Shouldn't your 'outing's' also be punctuated?
07/12/09 @ 9:48 am
You sure don't hear 'come a cropper' much anymore.
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-com2.htm
07/12/09 @ 9:37 am
He'd say swim on the other side of the sign.. it don't say nothing there...
or am I think of Pete Seeger?
07/06/09 @ 5:39 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Independence Day Lives - Is the Constitution Dead?
Thank you, Mr. Garfunkel.
I for one would sure like to read more from you. Who are 'The Advocates', and where can we see/hear them?
Peter, I don't know who 'Dick' is. Are you sure you haven't confused your [Member]'s?
07/04/09 @ 11:31 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Vacation Tips & a Bearded Clam Cocktail
and a perfect fifth.
06/28/09 @ 4:20 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Cindy Sheehan - A Sarah Palin Of The Left?
If Sarah is Daffy does that make Cindy Goofy?
The two of them on the same ticket, now that's intriguing.
06/28/09 @ 11:27 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Hope I'm Not Embarrassing Anyone
Love the info Ned. Could you drop some supporting links on this?
Perhaps on a related note is there some conspiracy connection with the gloved one? The boy-man stopped developing well before ten, perhaps a result of a psychotic break suffered due to....
06/26/09 @ 6:40 pm
Richard Cura; 'child rapist'.
Can't argue with the News.
06/25/09 @ 4:39 pm
So irradicate it already.
06/22/09 @ 6:12 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Getting Rid of God
Joan is definitely a goddess, did justice to Pigpen when she sang with the Dead. If you go to a 'born again' meeting, you won't see as many with their palms in the air towards the altar as you would in Jerry Garcia's day.
The Celtic rituals of yore must have been heavenly; Big fire, random sex, superior progeny. Women rule!
06/22/09 @ 5:52 pm
I'm a big fan of Rosa Rugosa. It's as native on Cape Cod as the great majority of those who live here, though.
At best- Naturalized. Like many species brought for a purpose and then targeted for eradication by those who know better. Locust, Eucalyptus, Gorse....
I'm pretty sure you can get a government grant to clear your ocean front view of yesterdays 'soil saviors' but today's 'invasives'.
I've never smelled a rose so sweet as the Rosa Rugosa, though.
I guarantee you 'Nstar' is using the 'invasive' card in their present pogrom along the power lines.....
06/21/09 @ 2:23 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Happy Birthday Michelle!!
Happy Belated Fortieth Birthday Michelle!
Remember I love you, greasers make me hot, and if you ever want more children please think of me.
06/21/09 @ 5:31 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Closed Music Theater, victim of a changing culture
Here's a link;
http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2009/06/21/theaters_woo_north_shores_former_patrons/?p1=Well_MostPop_Emailed4
The show must go on!
06/18/09 @ 5:49 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: A Drive in Movie & Lobster Newburg
Here's a link; http://wikimapia.org/3794990/Site-of-the-old-Dennis-Drive-in-Movie-Theatre
It was on Hokum Rock Road, between 134 and Old Bass River Road.
The expert on Drive In's is Dave Meads, he was a projectionist at Wellfleet's Drive In.
06/18/09 @ 4:30 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Learning to love Cape Cod's history by writing it
It's a bit of a stretch to imagine 'overlooking' Nantucket Sound from this location.
Certainly the widow's walk had a commanding view of bay and ocean, but it was a lonely house from the day it was built. The Park Service decided to destroy the forest that had grown around it (invasive species) but we keep this homage to Napolean in the amber of our hearts.
05/29/09 @ 9:13 am
But which State are we in?
Massachusetts is a 'Commonweath'.
Maybe Richard could educate us all on this one.
05/25/09 @ 6:43 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Ted views Figawi from a sinkpot; Memorial Day homage
What's a 'sinkpot'?
05/17/09 @ 5:02 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: We have met the enemy, and they are us
It sounds like the Auto industry is suffering the same fate as many other command economies have lately, and no good money after bad can save them. It's time to break the molds and start over.
Remember, one legged fleas can still suck blood and transmit tape worms.
Flying truffle sniffing pigs dropping from trees, landing on their feet and running family enterprises is to me the Cape Cod dream come true.
If I had to guess, I'd say Nickerson State Park, the Seashore and Maybe Beebe Woods harbor some truffles...
05/17/09 @ 7:02 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Where Are We Headed? Who Wants to go There? Conclusion
I'm bored, so I substituted 'capitalism' for 'socialism' where ever it occurred in the above text, just for grins.
I'm still bored.
05/13/09 @ 6:05 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Confession Of A Stolen Handgun
'happiness is a warm gun'
05/11/09 @ 4:39 pm
That would be 'spelling police' thank you. At least in this case. But thanks for the thought. I could name a few more, but it gets tiring, why don't you chip in? And while you're at it, wake me when you get to some actual grammar issues.
05/09/09 @ 10:11 am
Respectfully, it's not the story, it the 'shools'
'Falmouth waste site opposition; Barnstable's 3 closed shools, Law suit dismissed; Shrimp from here to Norway; Red Tide again; Chatham-Harwich may share services; Sandwich Town Hall OKed; Between 1492 and 1620; Man to sue Cape'
Pardon me.
05/08/09 @ 10:14 pm
So who else has walked on water? Raise your hand, Jesus!
How much do any of us know about basking sharks? Certainly not enough, at any price. But once you see one, hyperboly aside, you might be moved to understand why 'filter feeders', especially these ones, need protection.
Then again, maybe not.
05/08/09 @ 11:15 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Yarmouth Police confront 155% increase in break-ins in April
Are you shy?
It seems you have to meet him, and have a gentle but persuasive chat. You know about what time he 'blows through', now you just need to know how to stop a truck, with an individual inside that waves at you too. It cannot be that difficult. I say use your imagination, but try not to damage the potential relationship. After all, trucks, and guys, can be usefull.
Yours in light;
dy
05/05/09 @ 3:32 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: 1933: Harwich brothers caught in Cape kidnapping
http://efootage.com/stock-footage/54955/19331930sthirties33HarwichportMassachusettsMargaretPeggy
If you contact Rick at Harwichport Golf Course he'll share additional tidbits.
05/03/09 @ 5:56 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Valerie Twomey Beach Yoga Update from Tim Wood!
Not for free.
One way out of the problem is to take 'donations'. The whole issue of permits and profit is bypassed.
Kind of like a karmic sliding scale.
And my puppies always poop high in the grass, while exhaling, just like any good yoga student.
05/03/09 @ 3:39 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Valerie Twomey Beach Yoga Update from Tim Wood!
Ahh, the price of enlightenment!
Go to Church, donate if you can. Become involved, it involves you. It costs nothing. A 'free will' offering is key for me. The only place where I know of this is Wellfleet Public Library. Bring an apple, gift a teacher.
Paying for yoga on the beach but not being able to bring my dog for a romp kind of strikes me wrong, but so it goes...
How much for that sunrise, salutation?
05/03/09 @ 3:21 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Where Are We Headed? Who Wants to Go There? Part III
Quick, name the first elected Republican President.
Seems to me he was 'progressive'.
Maybe 'Green' can be the new 'Whig'?
Certainly leaning in that direction...
05/03/09 @ 11:21 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: An Earth Day 2009 Reflection
I like golf, links style. A more natural 'that's what God intended' type of game. That means not so much fertilizer, and longer greens. Think Harwichport. They could use some sand traps and better 'rough', but then again the whole course is rough.
For so many people I have met golfing, golf is their only exercise. 'A good walk ruined', sure, but please add that it's a walk, and most of us need some motivation. I had a dog, and golf. The best was the dog on the golf course, picking up my drive before my backswing, unless I nailed it. I love to see him chase those 'invasive' geese too.
The negatives are all documented, and it should be noted that Brewster, in order to get theirs, promised 'no pesticides.' That and chemical fertilizer's are the crime here. Google earth Brewster, it's a green 'parking lot'. In fact, parking lot's are better, environmentally speaking.
04/27/09 @ 4:29 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: The Massachusetts GOP old guard's false hope for 2010
I'm pretty sure there's a wagashore named Sargent still occasionally ensconced down 'Barney' Neck way.... not convinced of his pedigree....
04/18/09 @ 8:28 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Ted throws out first pitch at Red Sox opener yesterday
Or not. Rewriting history is common around here, but I'm suprised that since WINNING that first game of the World series, as your caption above notes, not one or your three to five wags has noticed that the Red Sox actually WON the World Series that year.
My childhood has just become quantumly more optomistic, but you might want to share with the folks below;
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/BOS/1967-schedule-scores.shtml
and;
http://www.baseball-reference.com/postseason/1967_WS.shtml
04/16/09 @ 4:29 pm
petercohen [Member] writes:
'I always knew Jeff Perry was a teabagger.'
And just how do you know, big guy?
Who's to say an 'outed' Republican isn't the next big thing?
04/08/09 @ 6:10 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Ted throws out first pitch at Red Sox opener yesterday
The Sox did win the last two games of the season over the Twins, 6-4 and 5-3.
But they lost the first game of the 'World Series', 2 to 1.
Your caption needs editing.
Thanks.
04/02/09 @ 7:07 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Flexing the native mussels
This reminds me of the days of seagulls becoming intelligible in direct proportion to the distance I traveled from fellow clammers- at about a hundred feet they become one depending on the wind.
And the clean find is a gift of time and tide. Right in front of your clans creek hard by the sluice-way of an old salt work a perfect hundred year old tonic bottle waited for me, gently. Michael C. possesses it now, unles traded for a dvd. Sure I'd rather find a point, but never had an eye for those, though I walked that same sweet space thousands of times.
Serrated with a 'C' is a nice twist, we invent the language as we go. YOur writing is becoming illuminating, I can see and taste, so when does the book come out?
03/26/09 @ 7:43 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Local non-profits mostly transparent on executive salaries
Internatiional Fund for Animal Welfare continues to 'grew' too, and dwarfs (dwarves?) these minnows...........
03/17/09 @ 4:46 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: 2000: Corporate Jet overshoots runway on St. Pat's day
if he 'only' nearly perished, might that be the last thing he did?
We need you teaching English in Slovakia, Ned.
03/17/09 @ 4:06 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Spring Sounds on Cape Cod
but they're not on Cape
03/11/09 @ 4:30 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Does Hyannis have a new Pontiac dealer?
Does Hyannis has????
I know Hyannis has problems, but does Hyannis really has that really small grammar problem?
03/11/09 @ 4:08 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: The Common Loon
I love those effing loon calls. And I still live on Balognasamich pond. Stewed Loon is the Specialty of our house, come on down!
03/09/09 @ 4:57 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Homeschool is Cool on Cape Cod
Homeschooling is an excellent solution to modern educational needs. This article shows how parents are addressing the 'socializing' issue successfully.
Any teacher is in reality a facilitator, helping the student to take responsibility for his/her learning. Who better to do this job but an involved parent?
Many older students express a desire to 'reintegrate' with their peers in the general school population. The self awareness and motivation they have gained is a benefit to all of us.
It's not for everyone, but homeschooling done right is a win-win-win; individual, family, society.
Great work, Bethany, thanks.
03/02/09 @ 2:35 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: ChemDucks
I reckon you could raise ducks, Bethany.
Could you share your Pate recipe with us?
02/22/09 @ 7:59 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: 1934: Orleans citizens are Methuselah-like
1934 was also the year Walter Brooks moved to Cape Cod and worked the crowds of Provincetown, anticipating 'The Beats' by decades.
Coincidence?
02/19/09 @ 7:06 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: UPDATE: N.A.A.C.P. Wants NY Post Editor and Cartoonist Fired
The cartoon in question is not inherently racist. Monkeys really do control the White house, and the W.T.O.
100 monkeys wrote these words in one day, working in the Pentagon. (with apologies to Ken Keyes)
Unless he put the monkey on the porch.
THAT would cross the line. But I'll bet the sketch was drawn...
Ten little monkeys, jumping on the bed, one fell down and bumped his head....
02/16/09 @ 7:26 am
There's a 'revelation'.
Old Duane's been tokin?
I hope it's 'Community Home Grown', soon to be available at your local Hardware Store.
No wonder the guys's so sweet.
02/14/09 @ 8:00 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Subaquatic Santeria Sentiment!
I prefer 'My Funny Valentine';
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Funny_Valentine
the original, before it became a 'jazz standard'

'Behold the way our fine feathered friend
His virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
The picture thou hast made
Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Thou noble upright truthful sincere
And slightly dopey gent, you are...

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But, don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day'

I like the last part, since each day is my birthday.....

02/14/09 @ 2:18 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Subaquatic Santeria Sentiment!
For all your lovelies, suggested by Cru;
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap090214.html
02/08/09 @ 2:50 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Thief desecrates dead whale
Blow-Hole-Donuts?
Let me guess.
'No guts, no glory'
Hole?
02/05/09 @ 3:41 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Whale stranded on Eastham beach later dies
'Ned [Member] writes:
It was alive at first it wasn't found dead. Does the body, um... get used for something useful?'
Excellent question, Ned. Not so long ago, every part of that body would be used in a useful manner.
Now we cannot legally access this bountiful body.
Who owns the rights today, and what becomes of the proceeds? Do they help defray the cost of trying to 'save' the animal?
I'm sure there was a saying similar to "A whale on the beach means wealth for seven villages", for this Cape Cod buffalo.
http://luna.pos.to/whale/jwa_taiji.html

02/04/09 @ 2:06 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Capitalism and Socialism Are Ideas
Don't forget the fact that Russia was never on equal footing with US. We needed to believe this to fuel the military/industrial complex, and boy did it work wonders for us.
Many on the other side of the curtain are waiting for the 'told you so' moment, yet to come?
At least they were all equal, unless you were more equal, of course. The 'mafia' look just like anyone else today.
01/29/09 @ 4:50 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: President Obama, Debt and Consequences
“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

Marcus Tullius Cicero 55 BC
Did he really say that?
Or are you paraphrasing?
'The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt, the mobs should be forced to work and not depend on government for subsistence.'
Both sound like the 'New Bible'.
I like the difference between 'force' and 'learn'. Too bad it's not on Utube.
That Marcus guy used to run a Pizza place in Frisco and I know for a fact the prices were 'fixed'.
01/25/09 @ 6:06 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: 1934: Provincetown in danger of becoming an island
http://docs.unh.edu/MA/welf44nw.jpg
Here's a link to an older map, but I think you guys must have a better one to scan somewhere in your 'archives'. I'm sure someone does.
North and South Pamet roads were reconnected after each overwash until a few years ago. When was the last time?
01/24/09 @ 12:49 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Someone give Cleon a toke, quick!
Excellent post Walter.
Thanks
01/18/09 @ 4:59 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Destroying a local newspaper; Own a daily for sale for $1.50
It's kind of hard to argue with this post. Certainly the CCT was entertaining. But then again, so is this site. The 'truth' we all hear is often manufactured, bought and paid for by advertising dollars. Then it's reported as 'news'. I used to like reading the Wall Street Journal to see the future market driven news. It was surprising and revealing.
Ed Smith of 'The Oracle' eschewed editorials because he never wanted to be 'smarter than you are'. It was also the right thing to do, ethically speaking.
You cannot be objective writing about a restaurant when they buy you lunch, and less so when they hand you a hundred dollars on the way out the door.

01/15/09 @ 4:48 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Just when is it "cold"?
Solon, I'm still waiting for your explanation and exposition.
Please explain for me how 'Europeans' experience cold as compared to 'Americans'.
How long have you lived under either system?
How do you like your coffee?
01/15/09 @ 3:42 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Just when is it "cold"?
Let's try again.
You take as a personal statement my comments about Celsius and Fahrenheit which I took time to research and construct and had nothing to do with you. Then you deleted them, like flushing a toilet. Seriously, I wish for you to to answer the questions I raised, before or after 'taking your meds'. And while you're at it, address yourself to the questions I raised, which in fact had nothing to do with you as a person, were not personal, and if fact could have interesting possibilities. In fact the thrust of my arguement was to persuade you into doing just that. Tell me how about, or teach me about measurements. But also listen to me when I say how 'Europeans' react to the 'temperature'. Apparently you missed this, in your conflagration. I meant, nor mean, any personal attack upon you, as a person. It takes me more time than you consider to construct a response to you. For you to dump me, 'ad hominem', is disingenuous at best. I'm sorry you could not actually answer the questions, which are all evident. European concepts of cold and hot and how they relate to us are lost
01/15/09 @ 3:03 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Just when is it "cold"?
Thank you, Solon;
There was no rambling, I'm confused. You take offense? Your skin is too thin.
Can you not address the issue you in fact raised? Do you only want us to bow down before your pontifications?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Rant on, Guru.
01/15/09 @ 2:39 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: 1798: Highland lighthouse is illuminated
'In 1979'?
I hit golfballs off that sucker before then. Perhaps it was the fog.
01/10/09 @ 6:34 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Nothing That Reincarnation Won't Cure!
I'm all about the pagan plan- Women choose their mates round a big fire and men don't know who their progeny is or comes from. Lots of benefits there, but I kind of like to have some part of parenting too.
And death in the name of God has never been palatable to me.
My best Jewish scholar friend this is the end times, pandoras box. He is also adamant that God gave the Jews this land, damn those thousand years and seven tribes...
01/10/09 @ 5:06 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Nothing That Reincarnation Won't Cure!
Hello Ned;
Here's a site to contemplate;
www.presstv.ir
what's going on in Gaza now?
Will these folks be kind reincarnated?
This is a difficult subject for anyone to write about.
I would appreciate your thoughts.
01/04/09 @ 9:34 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: First in a series of Cape Cod Parables
He would bring fresh air in here.
But some like the windows closed, and most 'opinions' are bought and paid for.
The Grateful Dead Guy likes to stay focused on the positive, a trait sorely needed on this blogging 'team'. As Robert De Niro said in the film 'Brazil'
'we're all in this together'


















01/04/09 @ 7:07 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: First in a series of Cape Cod Parables
The truth is that I prepaid Sparky and Bob Livingston of
'Livingston's Pharmacy' for any Skybars they ordered, courtesy of my paper route
I like your retelling of an old tale. The one I heard concerned the Railroad Depot store in Eastham on Samoset road and Squirrel Nut Zippers.
Sparky retold it much later at 'Dick's Coffee Bar', an establichment I'd like to revisit with you, Ned and Solon, and a legitimate Editor, someone you could employ for all blogs. You know, spelling, content, smell test; 'sniff, sniff,' yuppers, you been ingesting Orleans finest home grown.
01/03/09 @ 5:39 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Forget marijuana--now it's about national security
So what exactly is the point here?
Do we start with 'ID on demand'? Wouldn't it be easier to implant a chip?
The 'One toke over the line' thing is actually relevant.
Why was hemp made illegal in the first place? Yes, they were terrorists;
Henry J. Anslinger, Lammont DuPont, and William Randolph Hearst.
You are correct, Mr. Solon, it's not about Marijuana at all; it's about personal freedom and civil liberties.
I'm hoping I can earn these 'priviledges' after taking my loyalty oath and receiving my 'chip'.
12/29/08 @ 7:31 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Cape chefs resolve to serve more local food in 2009
Ten percent is a legitimate goal here.
Truth be told, (save the planet, support global warming) it's a goal beyond 99 percent of Cape Cod Restaurants. Though Judy Scanlon Winslow and Bethany Gibbons could change a point or two.
12/29/08 @ 5:59 pm
Google 'the lion's share', follow any link. Yes, it's Aesops, and it was all, then 3/4, and (the rest), and now it's merely a majority.
Still the 'heads up' to throwing money at charities needs to be heard, loud and clear.
Better to serve another, than
'passing the buck'.
12/29/08 @ 4:20 pm
So let's just say;
'Pro fundraisers take 'virtual' lion's share from local charity campaigns'
12/19/08 @ 5:58 pm
obviously lost on the masses, but;
Who was 'miltiades', but Martyr?
And why is it 'Sylvester' rather than New Years eve here in Slovakia?
It's still dark here.
There is evidence of orange paste in Spain, but the blue thing, can you explain please?
12/11/08 @ 3:45 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Orleans Homeport 40th Birthday celebration December 13-19
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Child
I was watching some cooking show in black and white not by choice, but by fiat of Mom, long before the addition that became the 'Homeport existed. We used to patronize the fountain at 'The Pharmacy' after Church and spend our five or ten cents on candy and wait for Dad and Mom to be finished with Omer Chartrand and Bob Peno, whatever they were doing.
I think someone should contact Omer to get the real dirt.
But certainly Julia predates the whole story, including the original building.
This ain't 'rain' folks.
I believe 'good will' is a kind of magic passed on, generation to generation. There are angels in Orleans, evidenced by places like the 'Homeport', 'Yardarm', and 'Capn't Elmers'. You might eat Mac and cheese, Prime Rib, or Kale soup but what you really ingest is a blessing.
11/27/08 @ 4:26 pm
'The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share
The time has come
A fact's a fact
It belongs to them
Let's give it back'

'Koyaanisquatsi' is instructive.
It's not about what has happened, but what we do now, this moment.

Frank James taught us about a 'ritual' he and other 'redskins' took part in every Thanksgiving, consisting of drinking and 'making water' upon 'plymouth pebble'.
Certainly justifiable, given the circumstances.
Many other populations have suffered the same fate when isolated for so long. It's just bad timing. The great majority of 'Indians', 'Natives' or even 'First tourists' died because they had no resistance to the pathogens introduced by a global diaspora.
Perhaps one day a Casino will tip the balance.
Here's to the music man in the red corvette, on Thanksgiving day, 2008. Someone please water the rock for him?
11/20/08 @ 10:49 am
Certainly she was more like Gandhi or Martin Luther King, or Mother Teresa.
I'm sorry I didn't get to say goodbye. Judy Wallace's compassion lives on in those lives she touched and through them in many others.
Absolutely she will be remembered with smiles.
11/18/08 @ 1:19 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Fall marks the beginning of the hard season
Wonderful words, Bethany;
A little honesty wouldn't hurt your journalistic pursuits.
Please let us know when you are half way to 'self-sufficiency'.
And I'd love to know exactly what it means, to you.
I look forward to many more of your wondrous words. Specifically, tell me how mud tastes different in the morning, when your fingers are numb, how if you don't dig another bucket just as the tide fills your boots you just won't make rent.
11/16/08 @ 10:42 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: On the Relationship Between Bloggers and Trolls
/ Em7 - / Cmaj7 C6 / Bm7 - / Cmaj7 - /
/ 1st, 2nd, 3rd / GD DCmaj7 / D Cmaj7 D Cmaj7 /

Well, I walk to your house in the afternoon
By the butcher shop with the sawdust strewn
"Don't give away the goods too soon"
Is what she might have told me

And I tried so hard to resist
When you held me in your handsome fist
And reminded me of the night we kissed
And of why I should be leaving

{Refrain}

{Repeat first, second and fourth verses}

{As refrain}
Marlene watches from the wall
Her mocking smile says it all
As she records the rise and fall
Of every man who's been here
But the only one here now is me
I'm fighting things I cannot see
I think it's called my destiny
That I am changing, changing, changing, changing, changing

{Refrain}
11/16/08 @ 10:42 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: On the Relationship Between Bloggers and Trolls
What was on your wall, Ned?

ARTIST: Suzanne Vega
TITLE: Marlene on the Wall
Lyrics and Chords


[Capo 2]

Even if I am in love with you
All this to say, what's it to you
Observe the blood, the rose tattoo
Of the fingerprints on me from you

/ E - / Esus4 - / F#m - / Asus2 - /

Other evidence has shown
That you and I are still alone
We skirt around the danger zone
And don't talk about it later

{Refrain}
Marlene watches from the wall
Her mocking smile says it all
As she records the rise and fall
Of every soldier passing
But the only soldier now is me
I'm fighting things I cannot see
I think it's called my destiny
That I am changing
Marlene on the wall

10/21/08 @ 11:52 am
Mr. Rafio might not remember when from the mid-cape highway you could see either sea, and sometimes both, but I do.
07/25/08 @ 3:24 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: A deliberate mistake in today's NY Times front page?
Is Fisk really a switch hitter?
A shiksa friend of mine was wondering....
07/19/08 @ 6:17 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Water woes; Free clinic; 144 Cape Coyotes klled; Girls cavort
'exactly what I thought'?
I'm thinking the older more financially secure consumer might be convinced of an opportunity to capitalize on a 'viable' market.
Which, in fact, exists. You have to go there to see.
Or not.
07/17/08 @ 6:30 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Thoughts on Tim and Tony
Are you trolling for a Blogger?
Or blogging for a troll?
Evidently Trolls make readable Blogs, often with attractive sobriquets.
07/16/08 @ 3:58 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Chapter 8: Lunch with the boss
'And Derrick, whose requirements were not yet especially expensive, was denied the Lyonelle train set at Christmas time—the one he had prayed for all year long.'
When you're in Slovakia you read almost every English word you can find. Please tell me, so I can keep reading. Are 'Lyonelle' trains from France?

07/16/08 @ 2:54 pm
no, no, that's 'bobbing', and it's not new either.
It's when your heterosexual boyfriend allows you to be dominant in more ways than one.
Probably only Ned has heard of it though.
07/12/08 @ 5:25 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Wellfleet Selectmen on Notice of Civil Rights Violations
This house IS being built because of a LOOPHOLE.
In fact any owner of a shack within the seashore which has been expanded in the same manner as 'The Billboard House' can exploit the same LOOPHOLE.
'It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission', is an axiom attributed to Grace Hopper, and is the modus operandi of any such property within any similar government property. That it works, and can be employed, is instructive to all of us.
Personally, I always dreamed of a quaint cottage withinn the seashore bracketed by trees, ponds, and oceans.
That someone elses dreams include property value should not be discriminated against by law.
I'm sure I would have to think of the possiblility of selling my dream someday, having achieved it in a legal, though perhaps unforeseen manner.
God bless those who build houses in the dunes. The 'bigger the better' for our tradesmen and women.
And remember, it's free to walk around, quite close, even to stare inside the windows, because
But don't walk in the dunes, don't bring a dog, remember to wear a T-shirt and no sex
07/06/08 @ 3:34 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Cape Cod Rail Trail shames Sudbury NIMBYs
actually, it is a 'no brainer' jon.
but, some dudes want to make some serious money. And how do you make money? Well, it's not by making a suggestion that other's can profit on so easily, I can tell you. So remember, as no one else will, we are not the first to discuss this, though it's obvious, and we will live to see turbines spinning above the power lines for the benefit of us all but the profit for only a few, still.
07/06/08 @ 3:14 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Our Patriotic DUTY TO DISSENT
What's the answer?
what's the question?
No one can take you if you don't want to go.
It's all been said before.
Even Jesus Christ was only a messenger,
to the the faith he was indoctrinated in
There is no evidence he wanted anything that has happened since.
What do you want, oh sybaritic messengers of bytes?
To talk to yourselves?
Stop killing the messenger!
You have something to say, then say it, but do not discount the wisdom of those you do not, and cannot understand!
Or, not
07/05/08 @ 6:04 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Cape Cod Rail Trail shames Sudbury NIMBYs
And the bike trail is like the wind farm.
I'm kind of stuck there.
oh wait!
what a perfect place for turbines!
The Bike Trail Wind Farm!
Although windmills slow down the rotation of the earth, I think we're on to something here.
07/05/08 @ 4:19 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Our Patriotic DUTY TO DISSENT
I feel a certain pride when called a 'breeder', though my ability is declining.
And yes, being called 'a piece of wood' or asked to 'share a fag' is quite funny.
The closest our 'brothers' have is 'cracker', a term which Billie Holiday used in a deliciously derisive manner.
But us Crackers have no 'N' word that now in and of itself qualifies as a 'hate crime' condemning writers such as Hemingway and Conrad to P.C. Purgatory. A word only we 'members of the community' can use, and accuse our 'brothers' of Racism when they merely utter. 'Honky' is just too quaint. Being called a 'white ass honky bitch' is actually a compliment in the Black Gay community in Washington D.C., for instance. Of course, my French Canadian 'Sista's' may or may not agree.
Please call me 'breeder' for a few more years.
07/03/08 @ 2:16 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: The Kennedy Primary
Is there a story there? Why aren't the journalist bloggers reporting some actual facts about it?
While your at it, tell us about the good people at I.F.A.W. and what they do with the 'cuddly bunny' money.
Perhaps they could take over for that greedy Kennedy guy. I mean, what kind of capitalist pigs get involved in charities or non-profits anyway. It's not like you can ethically make money them, is it?
07/01/08 @ 7:21 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Wellfleet's legal budget about to skyrocket
That house on 'the gut' was originally really small. How the 'billboard' house got built was a 'stretch' if we take the Cape Cod National Seashore's 50 percent 'expansion guideline' into account.
But hey, laws are really only 'guidelines', aren't they?
Look at the bright side; The Billboard house was a giant sand fence. The new house will be a how many percent improvement over that?
This is what I call a Triumph.
A Colossal Triumph.
I can't wait to visit for wine and cheese.
When is the opening?
06/28/08 @ 10:22 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Blaschs win in Wellfleet
Or, let's establish a national park and leave tiny lots scattered here and there within it for private profit!
In effect, this is the future for OUR National Seashore. There are hundreds of opportunities, in the guise of small cottages just like the original on 'the gut' waiting for legal exploitation, and the losers are all of us that believe in 'public property'
However, Mother nature has yet to weigh in. The bigger picture includes water, and a cleaner harbor once the gut opens up again, which sadly will not be in our lifetime.
And the present owners will be long gone, and the house to be built will be a shack compared to the one that topples into the sea.
06/28/08 @ 9:32 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Soaring gas prices guarantee Cape Wind's success
How do you get to work, Carl. What do you eat. Oil is all over you.
Will Cape Wind change any of that?
Why do you want to be a part of anything that Big?
When are you getting off the grid?
You're not breathing it, you're shooting it in your veins. Just like the rest of us.
Oh wait, Joel from Brewster is off the grid.
Put a windmill up behind the house, that's responsible.
Big wind is not the answer, it equals big corporate OIL profits.
It's still dependence.
mmmmm, smell it? It sure ain't the bay
06/25/08 @ 6:44 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: TV Commercials: Better than Ever
I love commercials. They're quick, and sometimes artistically creative.
It is interesting that a multinational corporation would glorify war as a means to sell beer. Are they providing six-packs to the troops in the trenches?
I like to think that those 'best minds' creating them are perhaps subliminally asking us to 'think for ourselves'.
Or not.
I miss the subliminal ads of my youth. While watcing 'Lassie', I'd get this strange desire for coke and cornflakes together at the same time.
Maybe todays recruiters could borrow the technique? After all, this war on terror will never end, and we need more bodies to throw into the breach.
06/23/08 @ 5:55 pm
Why the focus on 'Men' in the dunes? Isn't that discrimination? Where are the equal rights for women?
Wouldn't it be a better example for our children with binoculars on whale watching boats to see men AND women fornicating? Together?
If you support family values please support heterosexual public fornication rights on the beach.
It's only a matter of time before this 'problem' hits Orleans, and then the ship really hits the fan.
06/22/08 @ 4:02 pm
they found a law in Wellfleet the other day...
'A law is an ordinance, but a gun is a piece of ordnance'
just like a bomb.
it was an old ordinance about inbreeding, apparently lost for generations.
Makes great copy, but someone needs an editor.
06/19/08 @ 12:14 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Long-Awaited Cru Poster!
I couldn't get 'flounder' out of my bottom fishing mind.
Thanks. The Robeson thing sounds key. 'It runs in the family', doesn't just mean DNA.
Fluke are also called 'left eye flounders', or 'summer flounder' since they hang out inshore. In the winter, they are out deep, whereas the 'right eyes' do the reverse. Near as I can figure, flounder is rounder, fluke gets bigger.
Facts aside, I like the character 'Fluke the floozy'. I think she'll turn up somewhere in a thong.
She seems to have her eye on you, Cru.
Isn't that fishy?
06/19/08 @ 11:06 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Bookstore Restaurant Plan Denied by DEP
What becomes of the Oyster,
without it's fortified bed?
Will we still love Wellfleet,
when it's residents are no longer
related?
Clean water is wonderfull to drink,
but when it comes to the oyster,
give me the old Wellfleet stink!
06/19/08 @ 10:35 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Long-Awaited Cru Poster!
Oscar Wilde maintained that 'Life imitates art' in a most convincing fashion in 'The decay of lying'.
The phallic swab, blue fibers, The 'Cod-pieced' DA, The Truro police, under a cloud or looking back at a mounting squall?
There's the former doorman at 'Ricks' in cuffs, blood and Jackett, what else am I missing.
'The truth is in there'.
06/19/08 @ 9:31 am
it's an excellent picture of Carlton Fisk. I guess he blew out his throwing arm soon after.
I never knew he was ambidextrous.
Or perhaps it's another example of our penchant to change history, perhaps unknowingly.
Or I win somethnig for pointing this out?
Tom Yankus was a great coach. He helped us in the local Pony leagues too.
06/19/08 @ 9:13 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: A Man of Thirty
Hmmm... the thirteenth step...
That's when you skip one or all of the steps before and jump in the sack.
It exists. Just got to a meeting/hook-up
I don't think she wants to know that.
but can you Utube the results?
06/16/08 @ 1:41 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Stop, Shop, Surrender
The Crème fraîche found in specialty food stores and some grocery stores in North America is pasteurized and the only problem with buying it is its price; it is ridiculously expensive. So much so that you may want to try making your own. It really is quite simple; all you do is gently heat heavy whipping cream (contains 36 - 40% butterfat) and then stir in some buttermilk. This mixture is left to sit, slightly covered, in a warm draught-free place for around 24 hours. It is ready when it is thick, with the consistency of thick cream. If it still looks a little runny after 24 hours, leave it another 8 to 12 hours but move it to a warmer spot. And don't worry about the cream going bad. Regan Daly in her book 'In the Sweet Kitchen' tells us that "the benign live bacteria in the buttermilk will multiply and protect the cream from any harmful bacteria". Once the crème fraîche has thickened sufficiently, cover and place in the refrigerator. It will continue to thicken and take on a more tangy flavor as it ages. Crème fraîche will keep in the refrigerator for about 7-10 days.
06/15/08 @ 3:43 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Sandwich's answer to illegal immigration makes headline
Yes, but is he a 'criminal' socialist pig?
oh, right, not if he isn't caught.
Criminal tourism is much easier to define. We must initiate a mechanism to arrest them, or at least fine them, so they will be aware of the crime they are guilty of. You know them right away, the way they dress, act, expect you to do tricks for money, serve them food without proper remuneration, (especially effen queebs and New Yorkers in August), etc, etc, ad nauseum. The Parks department in Orleans could recoup some of it's Beach losses from 'Cash on the spot' fines for various violations, perhaps some of the fine folks here can assist in the necessary profile? Honestly, target the Criminal Tourist before the Criminal Immigrant. If people just stayed where they belonged we wouldn't have either problem. We on the Cape were happy eating turnips and Clam and Rhubarb pie years ago, and were all quite happy before these Criminal Tourists with their Criminal Immigrant coterie infested this narrow land, starting with Saint Thoreau himself, the original Criminal Socialist pig
on Cape Cod. Is there a game on?
06/15/08 @ 12:04 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Sandwich's answer to illegal immigration makes headline
Are you a criminal when you commit a crime, say jaywalking? Or do you become a criminal when you are convicted of a crime, or perhaps when cited.
Might as well stretch the meaning more, and include tourists.
Is it a crime if you're not caught?
06/10/08 @ 6:32 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Top Five Reasons to Watch the Great Debate
There's a big muddy river just a couple of blocks away from my school, and the climate is 'maritime'.
The kids I teach at www.sgm.sk are illuminating. What would you be like if your parents worked hard, got lucky or both and then didn't have the time for you? Reminds me of my old school named after 'Indians'.
This country is fifteen years old, and Bratislava is more 'American' than the rest.
I miss the Cape with a passion, but my wife thought her only future there was cleaning toilets and smiling at old folks. (like me) She's young, and can be forgiven. I have no excuse.
I have yet to find a place here, though Slovakia is 'looking up', and the population density is low compared to the rest of Europe.
I yearn for those moments in the dead of winter when I can face the salt wind of home and put the continent behind me.
I am in the middle here, trapped. Stimulated, yes, perhaps to survive and return, but winter is my season on Cape Cod now.
Hell I can't even find a place to dig clams here.
Turn to the land, folks. Swim in the water, then roll in the sand.
for me.
06/08/08 @ 4:28 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Top Five Reasons to Watch the Great Debate
One topic worth discussing at this 'debate' might be where the next war should, or will be. Is it Iran? What do we gain? Oil in Europe is already more than six dollars a gallon. At what point will the price in the States stabilize? If this is a 'war for oil', why aren't the prices coming down? Why does it cost so much more in Europe?
One more question to ask, if you dare. Since we cannot live in peace in the middle east, will we create a new country for those that must leave? And who gets to stay? How many more lives must be lost for the ridiculous idea of a 'homeland'
Do we all have a right to live where we want without fear?
Isn't the world getting too small to claim my little corner for myself, and those like me?
When will religous belief acknowledge all beliefs?
Where's the next war, I'm ready to fight.
But first, can we make them all 'bugs' like in 'Starship Troopers' by Robert Heinlein?
06/02/08 @ 10:42 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Wellfleet: You've got a tiger by the tail this time
Once upon a time, to renovate or add to a house within the 'Seashore' required no more than 50 percent increase in square footage plus a certain amount of the 'original' building to remain. At the time the 'Billboard' was built, (actually, a renovation), I think one wall remained, but was allowed to be replaced later. Now comes a much more 'appropriate' design, which of course is win/lose situation. The seller wins, the buyer wins, we all lose, since the Seashore itself HAD a mandate to minimize ANY development within it borders, specifically to buy properties exactly like this and demolish them. From a simple shack to a McMansion, all completely legal. But don't worry, the Seashore in it's wisdom still takes many of these shacks from us and keeps them, who knows, perhaps they can sell them to the highest bidder? Then they can pay more rangers to keep us on the path, etc.
If you have money, and a law degree, certainly property within the seashore is still a great investment.
05/15/08 @ 8:06 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Estonia Taxes Farmers for Cow Farts
How do you pronounce 'kroons'?
05/15/08 @ 8:03 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Falmouth author heads for Israel
Can't we just all get along? Perhaps we can establish a 'New Israel' somewhere. How much money do we spend there compared to other countries? Do we continue to support the present Israel in a perpetually hostile environment? For how long?
05/14/08 @ 2:16 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Estonia Taxes Farmers for Cow Farts
Methane could possibly be recovered, but it's not the easy answer to what is in fact a world wide problem, though the butt of jokes.
If enough people become vegetarian the problem simply goes away. Here's a way you can make a difference, without wasting your precious air.
I think it's P.E.T.A.'s mission statement. Remember, Cows are people too!
04/15/08 @ 9:09 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Mrs. Driver, Narcs on the Neighbors!
If Ms Driver is cool, why is she narking on her neighbors? Not so easy for the dim to understand.
Now m3rbie and D@x, that's black and white.
btw, where was Mrs. Smith During the 'miscarriage of justice' priceless quote indeed. Does anyone grow up saying; 'I want to grow up to be an abortionist'?
Or 'I want to go kill people that MIGHT become terrorists'?
I'm off to visit Zappa's shrine.
Please, 'Neddy', do caricatures of the bloggists here and share, they might become avatars! The individuals could combine their online personalities or continue to converse with themselves. It is entertainment, to those of us behind the curtain. Start with an idealized version of bittersweet crusader, and you'll be rolling.
For me, I'd rather live where a fisherman attends town meeting and speaks up, than some picture perfect southern oligarchy any day.
03/03/08 @ 9:02 am
what's a 'ball gag', and how does it function? I mean is it a sexual aid?
Can I buy one in Orleans?
02/26/08 @ 9:51 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Supreme Court takes Indian Land suit
Occasionally, I back my way into interesting blogs via the 'most recent comments' here on capecodtoday. When there are babies in the sandbox I sift elsewhere. Can't you meet and resolve your differences, and let me peruse something that actually appears to have been generated from somewhere above the brain stem?
01/08/08 @ 8:44 am
truly amazing site; www.archive.org
much more than music.
thanks for calling attention to it.
01/07/08 @ 6:42 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Ringy Dingy Rag:Telemarketing th' Times Tripe
Give it to 'em good, Ned. But can I see the plagiarized 'super hero'? Isn't that something libelous? Can we impeach an 'alleged' journalist? I knew some of this information but boy, when you're pissed you pour it on, dude. Brilliant post!
01/03/08 @ 3:56 am
I'm behind the Iron Curtain here, so I get no photos. But, soda bottle?
Was the 'freshmaker' involved?
01/03/08 @ 3:40 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Dax Takes Over
Who represents the 'Mary Worth type'? Is it someone who can read between the lines, and appreciates more complex artistic schemes? Have you ever checked out 'Prince Valiant?' Some cartoons don't play well in 'Sound Bite' era. When you flesh out the background, the 'more than meets the eye' may become apparent, in time. We all like encouragement, even the 'square' cartoonists like Ned, who I've never read a discouraging word from, unless you count the ones that concern Jack. And even those can be construed as hopeful, given that all souls like light.
12/31/07 @ 7:28 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Pope Wages War on Satan
Or, you can try a little harder. The St. Joan's thrift shop will give you a reciept, but you may have to talk to a Priest. Yes, I know, it's a bit scary. Try asking any communicant, they'll steer you in the right direction. At least they're not buying wine with the 'profits'. I sure would like to get a stab at your old clothes, so think about it again?
12/31/07 @ 7:18 am
around here, the time of 'morning' ends pretty much the same every day.
Mourning, however, is personal, and may last for a few more mornings to come.
12/28/07 @ 5:26 am
what a loss for the world.
what a loss for truth, and beauty
what is lost for the progress of women....
imagine
12/14/07 @ 9:48 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: CIA Torture Jet Wrecks w/ 4 Tons of Cocaine
Remember William F. Buckley and his 'far right' idea to legalize drugs?
The real reason is not so paranoid after all. It's all about control, boys and girls.
Please, pour me a glass for Christmas?
10/25/07 @ 9:26 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Rendition
Water boarding sounds fun. Is there a club or something I could join? Will there be any package deals? I hope it's not too expensive. Is it exclusively a Cape Cod thing? Or can we do it in Slovakia?
10/24/07 @ 11:49 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Mobs Turn out for Obama Rally
Or the other way around, would be fine by me. After all, she is older, and wiser, and well, a woman.
10/24/07 @ 11:13 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Mobs Turn out for Obama Rally
Libby;
Me thinks you be the only writer here, on 'Capecodtoday'.
But;
"At the same time, neither one of us really knew who would win the election"
Ummm, really? So who really did win, in the end?
Slovakians are anxiously waiting to be allowed into the USA without a Visa. The best hope is Barak, or Hilary. Please tell me it's a black man or a smart woman?
10/01/07 @ 10:28 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Women take the world's reins
I love everything you write.
Tell me, is it too late for me to attend this school? Can I get a scholarship? Does it matter that I am male?
Thanks for entertaining my whole new mind.
10/01/07 @ 10:21 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: A TUTORIAL: Absurdity, Allegory, Metaphor, and Satire
'Nope, folks on drugs write things like Alice In Wonderland, “Rime of the Ancient Mariner,” Metamorphosis, and Les Fluers De Mal are examples of altered-state writings.'
All I'm asking for is proof fo this particular statement. First of all, you are stating that these works are written under the influence of drugs. Then, you proclaim they are examples of 'altered state' writing. Which is it? Is there a difference? Can it be both? What's your source? I'm eager to learn. Those other guys were clean? That's big time news to me.
What are you on, anyway?
08/31/07 @ 1:39 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Even On Old Cape Cod: Sex Never Gets Old!
Come on Walter, what do you say?
I'm betting on Crusader.
She seems all squishy on the outside, but I'll bet on Slummerville vs. Cape Coddled Mom's anyday.
Up the anti?
08/31/07 @ 1:30 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Demolition of a Cape Cod House - Cool or Sad?
Not so sad, Mag.
It's not even a 'cape'. It's a skanky cottage, and it served it's purpose quite well, I'm sure. I hope they 'tube the new one, then we'll see what you think. I'll bet red sox tickets it'll be nice and compfy, not a McMansion.
08/31/07 @ 1:11 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Random Thoughts and They Aren't All for Kids
Britney shaved? Her head?
is there a link?
08/30/07 @ 8:52 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Political Notes
correct me if I'm wrong, Ned;
Wasn't it me who dragged you to the swanky party last year? I think the home was on Pleasant Bay. Gay, straight, or somewhere in between, those shrimp were delicious!
07/03/07 @ 8:39 am
The day that all motor vehicle drivers are forbidden from any road will be a victory for common sense.
Common sense is quite uncommon, by the way. 'capemom's possession of common sense equates to exactly zero.
Learn how to ride a bicycle. Know that we bicycle riders possess the same rights and responsibilities as any motor vehicle driver on any road to which we are not proscribed. If you cannot pass a bicycle without a minimum of murderous thoughts, please get off the road, consult a therapist, or both.
While you're at it, ditch the pedestal you drive from, your knickers have snob all over them.
06/21/07 @ 10:27 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Cape Cod, Poland, Prague and Budapest
Love Trnava;
Beautiful Slovakia,(only Country paid for removal of Jews) under the trash.
Brrahtislava, velmi pekne, too big for me. Josef Tiso, apoligist to Hitler. Czesky Secular, Slovenski Catholic, no gays allowed. I love puzzles!
06/19/07 @ 2:06 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Will Cape DYS program to close at month's end
Yes, there are evil women who should never give birth, but how do we know until it's too late? And yes, there are 'bad boys' women seem to be attracted to who become, well, bad men. I don't think we can fault them completely for a woman's reproductive choices.
Can't we just agree that this is a great program and then DO something about it? There is the outrage, not women and men, it's the CHILDREN!
Where's Deval Patrick when you need him? Is he still at the parade?
06/15/07 @ 11:03 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: As Bare As You Dare
Bicycles have as much right to the road as any other vehicle. As such, we must follow the 'rules of the road', signaling when we turn, proper lane placement, etc. It's much safer to ride on the road, and faster too, than the bike path, unless you get up real early before the gawking bike path tourists, who really aren't going anywhere. 6A and 28 are indeed dangerous. Still, you can put a rider on each side and two cars in their respective lanes safely, if those drivers just drive the cars, and stay in their lanes. All too often, you swerve out, and swerve in, and guess what? There I am, you don't gauge speed correctly. It's drivers that are stupid, sister. I don't think you have to worry about any spandex sperm coming your way either. I wear cotton, and I don't care what you think about me, it's my road too.
goodby, and thanks for all the fish.
06/12/07 @ 4:42 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Howard Mitcham must be spinning in his grave
'On my Mother's eyes', it's true, dear Billy. Truth is not kind, it's just truth. I know the truth. I don't think it's kind to use Howard Mitcham in such a way, so I will stop here.
Here's another truth; His cookbook is better than the Bible.
06/12/07 @ 4:31 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Gettin' Too Old for these Allnighters
hey Nedso;
Can we get a close-up of that baby?
love;
dan
06/11/07 @ 1:12 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Howard Mitcham must be spinning in his grave
A more 'honest' cup will be found at 'Capt'n Elmers' over on Old Colony Road. He was actually Portuguese, and never used a can for his Kale soup. John's a great guy, but can't honestly say either.
06/06/07 @ 9:30 am
motorcycles are stupid and should only be used to outrun zombies over.. wait a minute. Does this make guns stupid too? What about automobiles? Perhaps those bikes should be put on trial? "your sentence Vespa, is to spend the rest of your life rusting in San Francisco", yeah, that's it
06/05/07 @ 4:19 pm
Wally, I'm hungry, send me some food?
06/05/07 @ 4:14 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: 4'33" (revisited)
does this mean you pee on the paper, or whine to go outside?
05/31/07 @ 1:40 pm
I agree;
Rather than jump to conclusions, we ought to look at the benefits of letting nature be nature. If we do fill this new inlet in with sand, we may be putting pressure on the system somewhere else, say, Pochet Inlet. What we do in one place affects what happens in another. I'm sorry for all your private property. The ocean at work is a terrible, beautiful animal, and our policy should be 'hands off'. A few years ago, this 'filling in' would not even be considered a possibility. What has changed?
Perhaps it's time to consider something really big, like Polders on Cape Cod Bay. We could sell, say, Tulips to Holland. Yeah, that's it.
05/30/07 @ 5:07 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Tourism: We Can Do Better
I just peeeeed, I'm laughing so hard! A good comic always lulls em before the zinger, and non-french, not living on Cape Cod Mons Ponset has a future doing stand up, or get down, take your choice. Let me know the next time you get French Service. Can't we get a picture of you, our own 'Joan of Arc'?
05/17/07 @ 4:19 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: The Crime Of H2B
If I could make 8 dollars an hour here in Slovakia, I'd be rich.
If I home to Cape Cod and made 8 dollars an hour and bring most of it back (I'm frugal), I can make a dent in my families future needs.
Seeing you again would be a bonus, though I would not be able to buy you a beer, since I want to bring that money back here, where I can buy you five.
Listening to the seagulls chatter (sounds like clam-diggers) would be a bonus.
Where do I sign? Can you put me up? I love to cook, and garden, and I'm great with kids and dogs.
If you pay airfare, I'm yours.
Thank you in advance
05/11/07 @ 10:14 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: And now for something entirely different...
love the lips on those tails, Nedster
keep it cuming.
05/03/07 @ 2:08 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Easter Dinner drinks
damn, I love reading Ned after Church. come to Slovakia Ned, There's actual bones from those who paid there dues on display next to the gargoyles that will invade your art, if not your dreams.
You've got to let Jack go, Ned, though I do enjoy the buzz he gives you. Is criticism the sincerest form of flattery? I really don't think Jack Coleman owns an original thought.
I'm happy and amazed CapeCodToday has put you up.
And I see the Times is flattering them on their website.
Way to go Walter, congrats Ned.
Just sit back and enjoy the ride, Jack.
04/23/07 @ 8:13 pm
true. Pravda in Slovak. sounds like prouda. But I'd like a picture of the Pochet area, in Orleans, please. I understand it's too much to ask, but I'm wondering what this storm did to that area. Thanks in advance.
04/04/07 @ 9:13 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Any Wampanoag Casino should be on Cape Cod
Taunton, Norton, one of those 'tons' needs this as much as 'the Indians' do. When I think of all the money someone could make shilling for the Natives, like some do for Wind, I salivate profusely. Besides, gambling's lost souls have themselves to blame, yes? Like drug addicts, alchoholics, and yes, gays, it's a choice. I can't wait to wake up from my bench and slide into the nearest casino for cheap breakfast and cheap drinks. Naturally, you'll find me at the nickel slots all day, if you want to find me Wally.
Gambling is like dying and going to Heaven, as long as the jag lasts.
I sure hope there's a confessional in Heaven.
03/14/07 @ 8:00 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Orleans Peace Bus Boarding on Friday March 16th 7pm
Bravo John!
I will be there, in spirit. My body is in Slovakia, where beer is cheap and peace is gulash and halusky at home, hopefully Papa is back from the Pub.
Scream extra loud for me, and don't worry, many here want Socialism back! Send George here maybe 'trickle down' works better in third world countries.
03/14/07 @ 7:50 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Booklist raves about new "Cape Wind" book debut
W.O.W. had great attributes. Please don't confuse her with some mercenary wag. She displayed two of them one night on Charles Laquadara's (Duane Ingles Glasscock) short lived live late night talk show. The Plasmatics was her band, it would be an appropriate 'Cape Wind' house band.
Long live Wendy O. Williams!
01/26/07 @ 7:16 am
Could you possibly post a link to Amanda Allard's obituary? This was a tragic accident, and I believe she has a large family here. Does anyone know what happened?
thanks;
11/15/06 @ 5:04 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: The second or third life of Rafio the Mad Monk
http://haightashburybeat.com/June2006/diamonddave.html
Perhaps your ships passed in the phaze.
He went out with my girlfriends mother. I also worked at the Haight Ashbury Soup Kitchen. He bragged a bit about the Village, and Dylan. He was pickled so as to be unaware of the divot in his forehead from a fight. It didn't bleed.
11/15/06 @ 2:22 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: The second or third life of Rafio the Mad Monk
Walter, you still need an editor.
Your story deserves accolades.
However, you or your acolytes, or both, may be in need of absolution.
Before you actually publish, proofread.
Do you remember David Whitaker?
I wonder if he remembers you. After all, it was the same small circle.
Keep up the good work, son.
11/08/06 @ 7:12 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Thank you
Aaron, we love you.
You are the quintessential local boy. I'm sorry you will not represent us. You have a big upside. I was surprised that Sarah could get as emotional as you, and regress to taunting. There is still a chance for you to have a family, and gain perspective. I will still vote for you.
Can you tell me more about the 'Republican rug pulling'? Until I have proof, I don't understand.
11/02/06 @ 10:22 am
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Son of Cape Cod
Dear Truthseeker; thank you for withdrawing the viel.
In fact, truthfully, how many 'Sodomites' that you know actually practice Sodomy?
How many God-fearing Christians practice Sodomy?
Is it any of your business?
11/01/06 @ 7:24 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Son of Cape Cod
I'm pretty sure Aaron has had a hard time.
I'm fairly sure he can handle it.
What I want to find out, and I know he will let me know, is if he can handle the hard core pols up in Boston.
You go, Guy!
10/29/06 @ 9:34 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
I haven't been to a red sox game since I was an altar boy. I think it cost about what it costs now to attend a Cape Cod Baseball league game. But I didn't know. And the ancillary costs of a local game now are more than I care to know. When I was an altar boy, we all looked to the town team as a goal. Yes, each town required on the roster three 'townies'.
The kids today don't watch or care. It's babysitting central, and another vicarious american experience. Right here, on Cape Cod.
But business is good, and we all benefit, right?
I don't think so.
How long before the Cape Cod Baseball league charges an entrance fee, Andrew?
We in Orleans can't use our own field for less that $250.00 and forget the summer.
Sure, I'd vote for beer to defray the costs. But that only lasts so long.
10/29/06 @ 9:21 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Last week's accident on the Sagamore bridge may not,
for once I agree with M. Porcupine.
The upshot from all the falderal(folderol) will be the compromise that has proved successful over in Bourne. Y'all be familiar with the funnel effect there? Well, it'll be coming here, to island Cape Cod real soon. Count me as disappointed when the 'other' rotary (bourne) was lost and we only had a one lane approach to the bridge. Same as Sagamore kids. And it's for the best. Our side of the bridge will soon follow, but it may be delayed. Hopefully no one has to die.
The state has done a great job. The lanes on the bridges are the same. Plenty of room for four tractor-trailers to pass with eight feet left.
It remains a one lane entrance, which is safe, for three approaches. The one remaining is heading off Cape, in Sandwich. The only question I see, is, for how long?
10/23/06 @ 9:03 pm
balognasamich [Member]
In response to: Clinton, Genius? Bush, Dunce?
I believe it's impossible to 'prove' global warming. But for the fact it's happening, and there is absolutely nothing we can do to stop it. I call those who think we run the show hopelessly myopic, obviously egoistic. At the same time, I'm against needless waste. I see every industry to be needlessly wasteful. Until we bring personal responsibility into the mix, we'll never stop wasting energy, time, the planet. The 'conservative' view is to exploit resources. The 'Liberal' becomes conservative when for instance seals or plovers are protected past the point of idiocy. Collectively, we will not grow up until we get off the grid, and stop killing our children for the priviledge of driving across the street.
Clinton is a Rhodes Scholar. I guess he had connections, right?
It doesn't change the fact that George Bush might have an I.Q. below the alleged Christa Worthington killer.
But, we 'liberals' know that G.W. has nothing to do with what's going on now. He does what he's told. And he's perfect for the job. Those that pull the strings fear anyone with an individual thought.

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