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Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Sandwich Republican Town Committee Monthly Meeting October 13th
In response to: Sandwich Republican Town Committee Monthly Meeting October 13th
Beth's rules... I've been there.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Open and gross lewdness, assault and theft among arrest charges in Yarmouth; Yarmouth Seaside Festival traffic notice
In response to: Open and gross lewdness, assault and theft among arrest charges in Yarmouth; Yarmouth Seaside Festival traffic notice
You should do like Pontius Pilate and let the readers of CCToday vote to free one of the people featured in the photos.... maybe get, like, one of those 1-900 numbers.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Tribe forcing wind farm delay; Park loses Blasch appeal; Open Letter to Christy Mihos; Todino investigation ends; Flu shots dissed; The People's Historian Speaks; Cape pipes linked to birth defects
In response to: Tribe forcing wind farm delay; Park loses Blasch appeal; Open Letter to Christy Mihos; Todino investigation ends; Flu shots dissed; The People's Historian Speaks; Cape pipes linked to birth defects
Ted works better with me at the helm, Walter. May I recommend Cronkite from the Vineyard?
Remember, kids.... do all ostentaious construction on your beach house in February, when all the summer people aren't there.
Remember, kids.... do all ostentaious construction on your beach house in February, when all the summer people aren't there.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Are DIY websites all they are cracked up to be?
In response to: Are DIY websites all they are cracked up to be?
I want to sell advertising in my Belly Check column on Cape Cod Today. $50 hits my mailbox, and we'll wiggle your business into the football talk somehow. Contact Stacey at Monponsett@aol.com for further info.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: YPD weekend arrests include OUI, resisting arrest; Harwich Public Safety Facility grand opening, October 17th; Truro PD to host Rape Aggression Defense Class
In response to: YPD weekend arrests include OUI, resisting arrest; Harwich Public Safety Facility grand opening, October 17th; Truro PD to host Rape Aggression Defense Class
Commenting on your own pending sexual assault case in the papers is a lot like what the old time football coaches used to say about the forward pass... "Three things can happen, and two of them are bad."
Fermez la bouche.
Fermez la bouche.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: New fossil fuel power plant proposed; Gourmet dies; Testing torpedos; Sandwich cop fired; Leather Mates Weekend; Third door down in Plymouth; Cape domestic violence rates among highest;; Birds sightings
In response to: New fossil fuel power plant proposed; Gourmet dies; Testing torpedos; Sandwich cop fired; Leather Mates Weekend; Third door down in Plymouth; Cape domestic violence rates among highest;; Birds sightings
You can tell who the gay bikers are by them riding side-saddle.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A "private" snow plowing problem
In response to: A "private" snow plowing problem
While I can't quite think of a workable joke from the concept, I can't shake the idea that, when things get tight this winter, Deval is going to somehow try to tax Snowfall.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Commonwealth encourages citizens to sip wine and sample shellfish
In response to: Commonwealth encourages citizens to sip wine and sample shellfish
I don't know how it happened, but Steve had a snail INSIDE his house the other day.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Haaaaaaaaaaar 'Mateys'!!
In response to: Haaaaaaaaaaar 'Mateys'!!
Don't worry, folks... we have it all figured out. The moment the Rupe dies, we will immediately send some Hollywood actor to seduce her and keep her money in house. The process will be repeated over and over until she's the wrinkled up old bat in the car with the magazine cover face next to her.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Lunden Calling
In response to: Lunden Calling
No credit for the Liberal Lion.
You know you're from massachusetts if you watched that video and didn't know the kid was painted. I just thought he was irish.
You know you're from massachusetts if you watched that video and didn't know the kid was painted. I just thought he was irish.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Therese Murray fundraiser to be held in Sandwich October 23rd
In response to: Therese Murray fundraiser to be held in Sandwich October 23rd
I hope alcohol is served to people who will then stumble around the Sandwich Glass Museum.
"America is like a large, friendly dog in a small room."
"America is like a large, friendly dog in a small room."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Am I the only Cape Codder at the Inbound Marketing Summit 2009?
In response to: Am I the only Cape Codder at the Inbound Marketing Summit 2009?
Even if I went with you, I would have made it about 15 minutes at the Yawn Factory before I would have snuck away to play on the field.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 50 cats rescued; Chatham/Harwich Regional School Planning Study; No Nantucket-Vineyard football game; Lighthouse beach to get beefed up patrols; Harwich debates golf course funding; Bank embezzlement; Ptown fly clinics canceled; Nauset e-newsletter
In response to: 50 cats rescued; Chatham/Harwich Regional School Planning Study; No Nantucket-Vineyard football game; Lighthouse beach to get beefed up patrols; Harwich debates golf course funding; Bank embezzlement; Ptown fly clinics canceled; Nauset e-newsletter
Simple and plain, folks.... I want the the 5 best kids from each team to meet on the lawn at the Compound on Thanksgiving morning. We play first to 11, and the winning school will be given a $1000 scholarship (which Walter will happily put up).
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: PURSUING THE PARANORMAL: "Samhain"
In response to: PURSUING THE PARANORMAL: "Samhain"
"Oh, Mercy, Mercy Browwwwwwwn."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Haaaaaaaaaaar 'Mateys'!!
In response to: Haaaaaaaaaaar 'Mateys'!!
She must have the bank balance painted on the bedroom ceiling.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Tribe forcing wind farm delay; Park loses Blasch appeal; Open Letter to Christy Mihos; Todino investigation ends; Flu shots dissed; The People's Historian Speaks; Cape pipes linked to birth defects
In response to: Tribe forcing wind farm delay; Park loses Blasch appeal; Open Letter to Christy Mihos; Todino investigation ends; Flu shots dissed; The People's Historian Speaks; Cape pipes linked to birth defects
Mav, that;s B.S. and you KNOW BETTER.
Maverick owns a charter boat and knows that the dredging by our commercial fishermen has already destroyed and ripped to shreds the entire sea bottom of Nantucket Sound, and done so for a hundred years.
The tribe is just sucking up to Delshunt and the late Sen. Kennedy is hopes of getting some more free taxpayer money from Washington and permission to rewrite both history and the laws governing tribal lands.
Mav, I'm surprised at you. You were once an fair man.
Maverick owns a charter boat and knows that the dredging by our commercial fishermen has already destroyed and ripped to shreds the entire sea bottom of Nantucket Sound, and done so for a hundred years.
The tribe is just sucking up to Delshunt and the late Sen. Kennedy is hopes of getting some more free taxpayer money from Washington and permission to rewrite both history and the laws governing tribal lands.
Mav, I'm surprised at you. You were once an fair man.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Arrest made in Falmouth embezzlement case; Two arrests in Truro; Busy 24 hours for Yarmouth PD this past Friday
In response to: Arrest made in Falmouth embezzlement case; Two arrests in Truro; Busy 24 hours for Yarmouth PD this past Friday
Passing out during your mug shot rules.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1992: Japan's sushi secret: has a Cape Cod Connection
In response to: 1992: Japan's sushi secret: has a Cape Cod Connection
We should have forced them to start eating Georgia rice while they thought we'd drop more atom bombs on them back in the day.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Chapter 64-Christmas in New York
In response to: Chapter 64-Christmas in New York
I did XMas in New York once, had dinner at the hotel, and Frank Perdue was at the next table. Motherf*cker was eating STEAK, too.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Big delay on Route 6-A; Case of the missing chicken solved; Our Vibrant Parkway; Bel Canto returns; Patric McCarthy case memories; Ilya the manatee heading home; Fed bill for tribe; Symphony kids
In response to: Big delay on Route 6-A; Case of the missing chicken solved; Our Vibrant Parkway; Bel Canto returns; Patric McCarthy case memories; Ilya the manatee heading home; Fed bill for tribe; Symphony kids
The chicken, when found, let on that it got lost when it crossed the road...but no one really knows Why the chicken crossed the road.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cape Cod British Car Club
In response to: Cape Cod British Car Club
MG... you can't get laid IN one... but you get laid.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Access Loop
In response to: Access Loop
I've never tried it personally... but how fast would you have to be going to get Big Air when you come to the apex of the bridge's arc?
It wouldn't work in all that traffic, but I'd like to come up on that sucker at 110 MPH and see if I can float right down to the bottom.
Granted... the whole blindy-land-in-a-busy-rotary thing is a bit of a downer, but that's why god made lawyers.
It wouldn't work in all that traffic, but I'd like to come up on that sucker at 110 MPH and see if I can float right down to the bottom.
Granted... the whole blindy-land-in-a-busy-rotary thing is a bit of a downer, but that's why god made lawyers.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Falmouth RMV Express is Madden Success
In response to: Falmouth RMV Express is Madden Success
I like to emasculate the Colonel by beating him at Madden in front of his friends. My fingers are far more nimble than his, and I can generally best him while concurrently making fun of him.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Chatham drowning victim's family sues town for $10m; Stockbroker accused of $350G theft; Mihos home is IRS target; Alliance loses leader; Fini comes to Cape; Cemetary full; Gambling likely for Wamps; Nightclub suspects; Probation for driver in fatal crash
In response to: Chatham drowning victim's family sues town for $10m; Stockbroker accused of $350G theft; Mihos home is IRS target; Alliance loses leader; Fini comes to Cape; Cemetary full; Gambling likely for Wamps; Nightclub suspects; Probation for driver in fatal crash
If you want to be buried in p-Town, try to die very quickly.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Mihos campaign refutes today's Globe story about an IRS tax lien
In response to: Mihos campaign refutes today's Globe story about an IRS tax lien
Charles Pierce is a noted Cumberland Farms patron, and has had it in for Milhos since Christy's switched coffee brands.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: PURSUING THE PARANORMAL
In response to: PURSUING THE PARANORMAL
Sloppy Dog is dead now, but, during her prime, she could be in Buzzards Bay and hear me cooking a steak in Stark, NH.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Spring comes to Red Sox September
In response to: Spring comes to Red Sox September
I'm never closer to committing a random murder than I am when the Sox do that September Swoon thing.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Pulitzer Prize winning poet Mary Oliver to speak at Cape Cod Community College
In response to: Pulitzer Prize winning poet Mary Oliver to speak at Cape Cod Community College
You can ask her questions after the poetry reading, but they have to rhyme.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Sportfishing boat sinks in Woods Hole
In response to: Sportfishing boat sinks in Woods Hole
They should leave it just like it is... hire Roy Scheider... and make a tourist trap that resembles the very final scenes from the film "Jaws," where he climbs up on the pole and shoots the shark.
Heck... we already have the great white sharks!! I mean, is God f*cking telling us to do this, or what?
OK.. Scheider's dead... but I bet Richard Dreyfuss works cheap, and it'd be funny to see him arguing with tourists about "They were originally going to have ME shoot the shark in the movie, but Speilberg is anti-Semetic."
Heck... we already have the great white sharks!! I mean, is God f*cking telling us to do this, or what?
OK.. Scheider's dead... but I bet Richard Dreyfuss works cheap, and it'd be funny to see him arguing with tourists about "They were originally going to have ME shoot the shark in the movie, but Speilberg is anti-Semetic."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A Hatful of Problems-No Solutions In Sight
In response to: A Hatful of Problems-No Solutions In Sight
We (the USA) should use all our creative and technical power to stage a Second Coming of some dude named Mohammad Yahweh Jesus, who looks just like Buddha.
Once we find someone like that, we just have MYJ issue Commandments now and then, designed specifically to curtail whatever sort of activity that we wish to discourage.
I'd volunteer to be MYJ, but I'm, like, dead and everything. My family would like to recommend martial arts film star Sammo Hung for the big role.
Once we find someone like that, we just have MYJ issue Commandments now and then, designed specifically to curtail whatever sort of activity that we wish to discourage.
I'd volunteer to be MYJ, but I'm, like, dead and everything. My family would like to recommend martial arts film star Sammo Hung for the big role.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1991: Stranded whales freed in Truro; 2000: The effort to reestablish the Wampanoag language begins
In response to: 1991: Stranded whales freed in Truro; 2000: The effort to reestablish the Wampanoag language begins
"Monponsett" is a Wampanoag term, loosely translating to "island between the waters." I could be wrong on that, but not by much.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 25 years for prof's kiddie porn; US Chamber supports Cape Wind; Lower Cape Flu Clinics; Cranberry harvest down 27% this year; Deer hunting in the Punkhorn?
In response to: 25 years for prof's kiddie porn; US Chamber supports Cape Wind; Lower Cape Flu Clinics; Cranberry harvest down 27% this year; Deer hunting in the Punkhorn?
"They call me ex-professor... cuz I'll milk your cow... in other words, i'll hit your heifer."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cape radio stations, CapeCod.com, declare bankruptcy
In response to: Cape radio stations, CapeCod.com, declare bankruptcy
I think the license is a million a year, and the other stuff is sort of zigged and zagged through the IRS into SDI funding.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Pumpkins for Sale
In response to: Pumpkins for Sale
Jesus doesn't have to save... his credit is Immaculate. People just front Him stuff, and trust Him to get it all squared up.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1996: Lutheran Treasurer robs his church to visit Cape
In response to: 1996: Lutheran Treasurer robs his church to visit Cape
I can assure you that God has something very special planned for that SOB when he gets to the Pearly Gates. All that Old Testament stuff is actually understated when compared to IRL Heaven.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Christy wows Worcester; Newsman calls Ted's book "fantasy"; Beacon Hill catches "Casino fever "; Fatal crash details; Contractors hampered; Suicide rates up; Memorial flag flies high; Bank gives more than "Five Cents"; Preparing for the Cape
In response to: Christy wows Worcester; Newsman calls Ted's book "fantasy"; Beacon Hill catches "Casino fever "; Fatal crash details; Contractors hampered; Suicide rates up; Memorial flag flies high; Bank gives more than "Five Cents"; Preparing for the Cape
The girlfriend of a blind man, on their honeymoon, directed him to "kiss her where it smells".... so he took her to Worcester.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Interview with Carol Woodbury
In response to: Interview with Carol Woodbury
An army of teenaged girls busting out of DY with no idea how to make cookies... things were different when I had MY hand on the helm, goddamnit.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Google, Lawsuits and books...oh my!
In response to: Google, Lawsuits and books...oh my!
I'm still pissed about a class I took at Bridgewater State College in like 1998 where the class cost $357 and the books cost $500. Somebody was getting f*cked on that one, and I don't think it was Random House.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Another abuse of the process on Beacon Hill
In response to: Another abuse of the process on Beacon Hill
After all I did for this state, you'd figure they could pay me back by giving Ed Jr. my old job... but NO.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Sagamore Bridge opens two lanes Sunday
In response to: Sagamore Bridge opens two lanes Sunday
The Colonel tells me that Stunning Steve at the gas station saw a guy get out of his car, walk over to the building, punch the wall, turn back to SS, and be like "25 minutes to merge into the Buzzards Bay rotary." Steve handed the man a Newport 100 and tried to sympathize.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bugs and Slugs, Snakes and Tea Parties
In response to: Bugs and Slugs, Snakes and Tea Parties
I was playing with one of my sister's dolls when I was 4... my father slapped my face and called me a "p**sy." I cried for a night, then began- the very next day- to prepare myself for the Senate.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Little Prince
In response to: The Little Prince
Not much makes me feel better these days, ma cherie... I'm like 2 weeks in the dirt.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Synchromysticism in the Process of a Maker of Hoodoo Luck-Objects
In response to: Synchromysticism in the Process of a Maker of Hoodoo Luck-Objects
Yes, it was shameless. Ellen's not 20 yet, but Stacey only has 10 good years left, and that's with daily workouts. She plans to enjoy each day of her time among the Aesthetic Aristocracy.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Little Prince
In response to: The Little Prince
Holy Sh*t... Tara's cute! S'up, girlfriend?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Little Prince
In response to: The Little Prince
Unless his last name is "Manning" and you're after his money... never let a man named "Peyton" get beyond asking for your phone number, girls. Frolly a pag.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Internet Violence
In response to: Internet Violence
Stacey is ranked 34th out of 60 in her SL wrestling league.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: State's top court OK's use of secret GPS tracking devices; Ptown school review deficiences are documentation issues; Harwich budge shortfall will widen; Mashpee to pay for Middleboro ambulance plan; Buzzards Bay Brew gos flat
In response to: State's top court OK's use of secret GPS tracking devices; Ptown school review deficiences are documentation issues; Harwich budge shortfall will widen; Mashpee to pay for Middleboro ambulance plan; Buzzards Bay Brew gos flat
I bought the Colonel some Buzzards bay Lager... cool bottle, bitter taste.
The actual REAL reason they shut down was that the village of Buzzards Bay was about to coyright the name, and were going to get a nickel of every dollar those Westport shysters made.
It's sort of like what Kentucky did, which is why you had to go to KFC instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken until they voted out some people.
Ok.. I made up the copyright thing, but it's sad to see good beer wasted.
The actual REAL reason they shut down was that the village of Buzzards Bay was about to coyright the name, and were going to get a nickel of every dollar those Westport shysters made.
It's sort of like what Kentucky did, which is why you had to go to KFC instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken until they voted out some people.
Ok.. I made up the copyright thing, but it's sad to see good beer wasted.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Being the Welcome Mat
In response to: Being the Welcome Mat
My family has brought a few news trucks down, but that shouldn't be as much of a problem now.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Chamber, local officials address Sagamore Bridge congestion headache
In response to: Chamber, local officials address Sagamore Bridge congestion headache
The guy who is qualified to make $25 an hour won't take a 3 AM job. That's why God made Brazilians.
Make it the more likely seen $12 an hour, and see how many people would leap off welfare to work jackhammers in half darkness at 3 AM while drunks speed by them.
Make it the more likely seen $12 an hour, and see how many people would leap off welfare to work jackhammers in half darkness at 3 AM while drunks speed by them.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1990: Martha's Vineyard sells sobriety
In response to: 1990: Martha's Vineyard sells sobriety
Friends don't let Senators take secretaries home drunk.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Sagamore Bridge Work
In response to: Sagamore Bridge Work
^^^^^ hates bridges, and REALLY hates bridges with cops on them.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Red Sox magic returns in improbable win over Angels
In response to: Red Sox magic returns in improbable win over Angels
It's easy with that little japanese fella... he just needs 6 months off between stellar performances. Next season, he won't waste one at the friggin' World Baseball Classic.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Three injured in Yarmouth two-vehicle crash Wednesday; Car and booster seat check point Saturday in Dennis; Brewster road work notice; Truro Treasures street closings
In response to: Three injured in Yarmouth two-vehicle crash Wednesday; Car and booster seat check point Saturday in Dennis; Brewster road work notice; Truro Treasures street closings
Car Seat checkpoint?? How can I put a kid in a car seat? That's where I stash my illegal prescription medications. 5-0 don't play fair, blogger.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Synchromysticism in the Process of a Maker of Hoodoo Luck-Objects
In response to: Synchromysticism in the Process of a Maker of Hoodoo Luck-Objects
Only certain people can get away with wearing Spandex, and others shouldn't even think about it. Here, on CCToday, it's Ana, Stacey, and Ellen.. and maybe the BU girl, but I haven't seen the Caboose on that blogger yet.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Semipalmated Plover
In response to: Semipalmated Plover
4 and 20 plovers, baked in a pie....
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Harrington's Boatyard
In response to: Harrington's Boatyard
My boat would run circles around that
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Gubernatorial contenders Mihos and Baker speak at GOP Roundup in Chatham
In response to: Gubernatorial contenders Mihos and Baker speak at GOP Roundup in Chatham
I actually lived in great wealth and sloth.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: High Surf Advisory today
In response to: High Surf Advisory today
We (Buzzards Bay) just had a lightning strike that rumbled the house enough to disturb my Scotch.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Two seriously injured in Falmouth rollover early Friday morning
In response to: Two seriously injured in Falmouth rollover early Friday morning
It's not your page... it's not my page... it's Dare Paige
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: From Cape Cod to Quebec: Have GPS, will travel
In response to: From Cape Cod to Quebec: Have GPS, will travel
When you get to Quebec, the GPS starts to get all snooty with you.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Red Sox an Enigma Tied to a Riddle
In response to: Red Sox an Enigma Tied to a Riddle
Who you callin Enigma, honkey??
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Orleans mulls joining effort to stall NStar spraying; Brewster gallery owners regift Pat tickets for vet; CCNS pot charges dropped, judge objects; Message in bottle follows little girl home from Bermuda; What Obama's summer reading list says about him
In response to: Orleans mulls joining effort to stall NStar spraying; Brewster gallery owners regift Pat tickets for vet; CCNS pot charges dropped, judge objects; Message in bottle follows little girl home from Bermuda; What Obama's summer reading list says about him
If you have a $20 bag of marijuana, the police should only care about it if you're using it to rape a 10 year old.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Run Christy Run
In response to: Run Christy Run
He could erase all that by having his stores sell whoopie pies for a quarter or something all during his campaign. It's those little things that gain a man those wavering precincts.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Dog Days of Summer Gone...Don't Give Up the Dogs
In response to: Dog Days of Summer Gone...Don't Give Up the Dogs
The Bar-B-Q is the only place in the house where the Colonel cooks.... and by "cook," I mean "Stacey buys/prepares/marinates the meat, creates the side dishes, brings the steaks out to the Colonel, and tells him when to take it off the grill before he poisons us. By "cook," I refer to the Colonel lighting the grill and laying the steaks down.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: BLOOD ON THE PIER: Sharks in Chatham
In response to: BLOOD ON THE PIER: Sharks in Chatham
Stacey has told the story here of how she was floating on a raft and a basking shark swam by her. I forget the whole story, but I know that she slapped the first person who tried to console her when she reached shore.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: New England Carver
In response to: New England Carver
Ana's a fine little duck herself, isn't she?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: President reads letter from Ted; Diver Narrowly Escapes Shark; Another hat in the ring
In response to: President reads letter from Ted; Diver Narrowly Escapes Shark; Another hat in the ring
I'll continue to communicate with Obama through this screen name.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bourne Scallop Festival
In response to: Bourne Scallop Festival
If I had called Bourne Taxi in 1970, I'd have served two terms as your President.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Climate Change
In response to: Climate Change
Ana Banana would greatly enjoy the book Silent Spring, which details the problems associated with DDT usage.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ribbon of Flags
In response to: Ribbon of Flags
I'll pay good money for a velvet Ted Kennedy poster.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 4Cs outclasses Ivy League; Fishing catch data flawed; Late holiday means fewer visitors; New Hampshire AG re-opens Bourne boy's death case
In response to: 4Cs outclasses Ivy League; Fishing catch data flawed; Late holiday means fewer visitors; New Hampshire AG re-opens Bourne boy's death case
Stunning Steve said that the gas station was dead all weekend.... "like February."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bishop to Freemason
In response to: Bishop to Freemason
I know at least one kid who fakes Catholicism so he can play for Arlington Catholic's hockey team.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Chatham, Orleans close beaches - new shark sighting Saturday, 3 spotted, 2 tagged
In response to: Chatham, Orleans close beaches - new shark sighting Saturday, 3 spotted, 2 tagged
They should have stuck a Save Our Sound bumper sticker on his flank.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Don't Stifle Them With Plenty
In response to: Don't Stifle Them With Plenty
The kid in Boston who murdered the college student was one of Stacey's Roxbury students.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1930: 2,000 firefighters battle blazes on both sides of canal. 2003; The day Cape Wind won the First Round
In response to: 1930: 2,000 firefighters battle blazes on both sides of canal. 2003; The day Cape Wind won the First Round
My Bourne cottage was built in 1935.. I wonder why?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Shark food feast
In response to: Shark food feast
I braved the danger of sharks to swim back to my hotel after that terrible night on the Vineyard.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Diamondback Terrapin hatchlings begin to emerge on Outer Cape
In response to: Diamondback Terrapin hatchlings begin to emerge on Outer Cape
You should have found a really small hare for him to race. I'd like to know if that story is bullsh*t, like everything else in the Bible.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Daily kills forums, "pausing" comments; Obama's promises hot air so far; Discover beauty through our lighthouses
In response to: Daily kills forums, "pausing" comments; Obama's promises hot air so far; Discover beauty through our lighthouses
The Colonel announces his trips to the bathroom now (yes, he does that) by saying "I'm going to drop Obama off at the Vineyard."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Seals, Sharks and a Season Ends
In response to: Seals, Sharks and a Season Ends
Research shows that big sharks are attracted to offshore wind farms.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Van Jones-How Did This Happen To Obama
In response to: Van Jones-How Did This Happen To Obama
I always figgered that historical Jesus looked like a shorter Mehmet Okur.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Suspect sought in August 31st sexual assault, arrested by Dennis Police Saturday
In response to: Suspect sought in August 31st sexual assault, arrested by Dennis Police Saturday
They caught Issac as he was coming off his shift as a cruise ship bartender.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Leo's Restaurant
In response to: Leo's Restaurant
I like the Legs and Eggs over at the Mashpee Ballet.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ribbon of Flags
In response to: Ribbon of Flags
I meant to propose a Cape Cod flag before I died.
I was thinking maybe a Lobster or something, maybe ten thousand cars jammed up at a bridge, I dunno.
I was thinking maybe a Lobster or something, maybe ten thousand cars jammed up at a bridge, I dunno.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Moonbat Bites Back!
In response to: Moonbat Bites Back!
Buster... for all the hope you may have of crossing the goal line with her, she may as well be a lesbian.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Angelic Existence
In response to: Angelic Existence
You should have sat in that WWII guy's lap, because he fought Nazis for you and doesn't have much time left to savor the fruits of his labor.
I can tell you that if I had another day on Earth with what I know now... I'd spend it with a girl in my lap. F*** health care.
I can tell you that if I had another day on Earth with what I know now... I'd spend it with a girl in my lap. F*** health care.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: September 11, 2001
In response to: September 11, 2001
You looked so innocent in 1982.. what happeed? (smiles)
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Belly Check-In
In response to: Belly Check-In
Ted gets a little kinky with his female side after death... smiles.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Belly Check-In
In response to: Belly Check-In
Lots of people read my column naked.
When I was with AOL, I used to get 50 IMs a day from guys who liked my work so much that hey had to rub one out and tell me about it.
It's pretty much why I try to make everyone here think that my real name is Stacey Monponsett. I like stalkers to hit the wall early in their search. I had one show up at my door before i got my sh*t together, but I let the Colonel deal with him.
The pats are a fine team with a very shaky pass defense. They won't go deep unless they either A) outscore everyone or B) one of the rookie secondary players turns into a f*cking all star. I like Butler, who is fast and fluid.
When I was with AOL, I used to get 50 IMs a day from guys who liked my work so much that hey had to rub one out and tell me about it.
It's pretty much why I try to make everyone here think that my real name is Stacey Monponsett. I like stalkers to hit the wall early in their search. I had one show up at my door before i got my sh*t together, but I let the Colonel deal with him.
The pats are a fine team with a very shaky pass defense. They won't go deep unless they either A) outscore everyone or B) one of the rookie secondary players turns into a f*cking all star. I like Butler, who is fast and fluid.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A ‘kind and tender hero' is laid to rest at Arlington; Mihos beats the field; Canonization of Ted Kennedy
In response to: A ‘kind and tender hero' is laid to rest at Arlington; Mihos beats the field; Canonization of Ted Kennedy
People might say that a lifetime of good work in the Senate cancels out the murder of an innocent young woman... well, maybe they might not say so.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Wait a while before renaming things for Ted
In response to: Wait a while before renaming things for Ted
Name the Dyke Road Bridge after me.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Library of Ana Paulina
In response to: Library of Ana Paulina
If the world were run by babies, that's what Chemical Bank would look like.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Of Medicinal Leeches & Poisons
In response to: Of Medicinal Leeches & Poisons
Funny to see a lawyer talking about leeches....
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: JFK Hyannis Museum offers free admission for the next two days
In response to: JFK Hyannis Museum offers free admission for the next two days
I think she's rather funny.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Dining at the BBC--no not the network, the restaurant!
In response to: Dining at the BBC--no not the network, the restaurant!
Their sweet potato french fries were so awful that the Colonel didn't eat them, and I've seen him eat chocolate syrup on pasta before.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ted!
In response to: Ted!
I'm actually as far from happy as you can get at the moment.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 21st Century Cape Cod Tories sink to new depths
In response to: 21st Century Cape Cod Tories sink to new depths
Wow ! What a very sick, angry man. He's a typical lumpenproletariat licking the boots of his Osterville masters.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Christy fundraiser fills hall
In response to: Christy fundraiser fills hall
Everything Morris said about Obama is on the mark. He's not a US citizen, he will take away you right to get medical treatment if you are over 70 and thus a risk.
He warned us that the president says he will cut health-care spending, by adding $1 trillion to health-care spending.
Morris reminded us that Obama will replace the most “expensive care” with the “best care” by empowering government bureaucrats who have never met you to substitute their judgment for that of your doctor.
The president will “get the politics out of health care” by putting it under government control.
He warned us that the president says he will cut health-care spending, by adding $1 trillion to health-care spending.
Morris reminded us that Obama will replace the most “expensive care” with the “best care” by empowering government bureaucrats who have never met you to substitute their judgment for that of your doctor.
The president will “get the politics out of health care” by putting it under government control.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: MA sues US over Gay Rights; Baker vs. Mihos vs Patrick vs Cahill; Cape woman arrested in Taunton parking lot; 1 in 7 MLB players from CCBL; Bugs eat Cape; Patrick Kennedy says he's sober
In response to: MA sues US over Gay Rights; Baker vs. Mihos vs Patrick vs Cahill; Cape woman arrested in Taunton parking lot; 1 in 7 MLB players from CCBL; Bugs eat Cape; Patrick Kennedy says he's sober
Baker is a nonentity who surfaced briefly in s state government where he served as Secretary of Administration and Finance and Secretary of Health and Human Services under Governors Bill Weld and Paul Cellucci where got a taste of the limelight, then joined the barbarians and raped our health system long enough to be rich enough to buy his way to the governor's mansion.
A people get the government they deserve, so that mean we deserve today's Beacon Hill bandits and Baker.
A people get the government they deserve, so that mean we deserve today's Beacon Hill bandits and Baker.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: First Annual Quahog Day; The Old Cape Magic; Ex-coach indicted; Wampanoags want new deal; Older drivers may get retested - finally; 10 Secluded beaches; 4 days on the Wampanoag Canoe Passage; Commission sues - again
In response to: First Annual Quahog Day; The Old Cape Magic; Ex-coach indicted; Wampanoags want new deal; Older drivers may get retested - finally; 10 Secluded beaches; 4 days on the Wampanoag Canoe Passage; Commission sues - again
How long are you voters going to stand for the CC Commission wasting your money to stop a renewable energy project over which they have no jurisdiction.
There isn't a lawyer who is NOT in the employ of the Osterville oligarchs who won't tell you it's a nothing but Paul Niedzwiecki kissing Sen. Kennedy's butt for more patronage money.
There isn't a lawyer who is NOT in the employ of the Osterville oligarchs who won't tell you it's a nothing but Paul Niedzwiecki kissing Sen. Kennedy's butt for more patronage money.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Blades and Thorns
In response to: Blades and Thorns
Ana, you are a beautiful woman and an equally beautiful poet.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Patrick talks tourism, turbines, taxes, turnpike and Swine Flu
In response to: Patrick talks tourism, turbines, taxes, turnpike and Swine Flu
Spyro is always good for a couple great quotes. I remember five years ago when asked what was wrong with the local daily he said, "They can't keep their reporters or get rid of their editors."
A veritable 21st cenury Helenic Oracle.
A veritable 21st cenury Helenic Oracle.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Wonders of the Cape Cod Bike Trails 12
In response to: Wonders of the Cape Cod Bike Trails 12
C'mon, kid... Jesus drives, even as a toddler.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: House Rules
In response to: House Rules
Spin all you want, boy... but the GOP had control for about 6 years, and the country fell to pieces. It's gonna take OB more than 2.5 months to straighten out the mess that the GOP left us. Better hope your power base is dumb enough to buy that "everything was fine until Obama took over" nonsense.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1985: Two Otis jets crash on training mission
In response to: 1985: Two Otis jets crash on training mission
Both pilots were distracted by a windmill.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Boston Globe may close in 30 days, Times threatens staff, union
In response to: Boston Globe may close in 30 days, Times threatens staff, union
You basically have a highbrow and lowbrow paper in Boston... and the highbrow one was unfortunate enough to have a free website which slaughters ints' circulation, while the lowbrow one relies on readers too stupid to work the internet.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Lower Cape Expo today: Iowa O.K.s same-sex marriage; Off Cape TV ends in Dennis; Aggressive driver campaign: $168m Mass. education stimulus explained; Wellfleet singer sues SONY... and wins
In response to: Lower Cape Expo today: Iowa O.K.s same-sex marriage; Off Cape TV ends in Dennis; Aggressive driver campaign: $168m Mass. education stimulus explained; Wellfleet singer sues SONY... and wins
"A dollar sent to Boston is a dollar lost to Cape Cod forever."... my staunch supporter, Peter Porcupine
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: You are missing the point
In response to: You are missing the point
Socialize the losses ... privatize the gains.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Lead, follow, or get out of the way
In response to: Lead, follow, or get out of the way
I wonder if Myles Standish would have allowed some dollar chaser to construct a giant metal slalom course in the most difficult sailing grounds....
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 5th Annual Cape Tech Student and Staff Art Show
In response to: 5th Annual Cape Tech Student and Staff Art Show
All the student art will be displayed on freezer doors.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1963: President Kennedy leases home on Squaw Island
In response to: 1963: President Kennedy leases home on Squaw Island
Jackie O used to hit on me a lot, but I hate French broads.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Mohegan Sun pitches Palmer casino; Dismay and shock over the Globe's woes; HP letterbomb redux; Dennis church erects cross on beach
In response to: Mohegan Sun pitches Palmer casino; Dismay and shock over the Globe's woes; HP letterbomb redux; Dennis church erects cross on beach
Imagine if someone pissed into a bottle of Heinz 57, and you'd be non the right track.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Springtime anticipation – Outer Cape caches get the nod; Barnstable waits
In response to: Springtime anticipation – Outer Cape caches get the nod; Barnstable waits
Watch out, friend... I've seen this game. The last geocache item is at the end of a Dark Alley, where 6 bothers will jump out, beat you, and put the whole thing on You Tube under "Geocacher: Pwned!"
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Here comes MYA
In response to: Here comes MYA
I was going to call it the Mary Jo, but the boat actually floats.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Latest distortion of facts by Cape Cod Times on Cape Wind
In response to: Latest distortion of facts by Cape Cod Times on Cape Wind
Yao Ming hates windmills, because he hits his head on the blades.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Molto dire di stupire Firenze
In response to: Molto dire di stupire Firenze
Hence the jealously... you Pecker.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1929: Katharine Lee Bates dies; 1984: Eldia comes ashore on Nauset Beach
In response to: 1929: Katharine Lee Bates dies; 1984: Eldia comes ashore on Nauset Beach
She was a real looker around Antietam.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Orleans' Geithner facing DC test;; Golf Clubs lower fees; Businesses support cancer drive; PBS series on Wampanoags
In response to: Orleans' Geithner facing DC test;; Golf Clubs lower fees; Businesses support cancer drive; PBS series on Wampanoags
They went to Salem to make the Wampanoag movie because Plymouth doesn't look enough like Plymouth.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Buying Out the American Dream
In response to: Buying Out the American Dream
The most powerful nation in 2050 will be the one who builds the next superweapon first. If we have to break a few Rosenbergs to make that omelette, so be it. They'll make more.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Coal is killing America
In response to: Coal is killing America
You should have to wait for the firsy 80 degree day before starting that Global Warming nonsense around people who just tolerated a snowy, freezing winter.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Dennis police arrest woman for car theft, OUI; Dennis stabbing leads to arrest by Barnstable Police
In response to: Dennis police arrest woman for car theft, OUI; Dennis stabbing leads to arrest by Barnstable Police
You bring the knife to Instantly get the upper hand on the guy who wasted all those years studying karate.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Taxes aren't the solution!
In response to: Taxes aren't the solution!
You just lower those Whoopie Pie prices, Milhos... and leave the big stuff to the heavyweights.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Latest distortion of facts by Cape Cod Times on Cape Wind
In response to: Latest distortion of facts by Cape Cod Times on Cape Wind
They meant the Yao Ming who lives in Shanghai, and who is a primordial dwarf. There are like two billion of those little f***ers, after all.
Bad joke, yes... but someone beat me to the Stonehenge one. Bitch.....
Bad joke, yes... but someone beat me to the Stonehenge one. Bitch.....
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1911: Bids close on building Cape Cod's canal
In response to: 1911: Bids close on building Cape Cod's canal
I personally think they should put the wind farm in the Canal, and put up big walls on either side of it to get the wind tunnel effect. LNG ferries can slalom between the turbines, adding a sense of Brinksmanship to a normally dull, no-wake kind of voyage.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Teamsters Union replaces local agent
In response to: Teamsters Union replaces local agent
The guy he replaced is buried in Giants Stadium.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ringy Dingy Rag:Telemarketing th' Times Tripe
In response to: Ringy Dingy Rag:Telemarketing th' Times Tripe
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Introducing Ana Paulina
In response to: Introducing Ana Paulina
Ana... I could use a nurse who likes poetry. let's do lunch, cross some Is, dot some Ts, talk a little Home Health Care....
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Destroying a local newspaper; Own a daily for sale for $1.50
In response to: Destroying a local newspaper; Own a daily for sale for $1.50
The daily newspaper business model died decades ago when news became available 24/7 via CNN, web, I-Phones etc.
The news in today's daily was 24 hours old by the time I read it.
The news in today's daily was 24 hours old by the time I read it.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: December 16, 1956: Woods Hole extends hospitality to Hungarians fleeing Soviet brutality
In response to: December 16, 1956: Woods Hole extends hospitality to Hungarians fleeing Soviet brutality
Most Americans don't know that they hate Hungarians, but they do.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Casino pact with Middleboro may be in peril; Tribe shaken by charges; Delahunt returns gift
In response to: Casino pact with Middleboro may be in peril; Tribe shaken by charges; Delahunt returns gift
I actually got some money from marshall as well... but I plan to hold onto it and spend it, so as to
A) reintroduce the cash into the general economy, as a sort of economic stimulus package for, er, ah, um, local merchants.
B) prevent him from using it to conduct more Evil
C) I'm thirstier than usual, and Chivas don't come cheap, son.
A) reintroduce the cash into the general economy, as a sort of economic stimulus package for, er, ah, um, local merchants.
B) prevent him from using it to conduct more Evil
C) I'm thirstier than usual, and Chivas don't come cheap, son.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Caroline Kennedy to seek Senate
In response to: Caroline Kennedy to seek Senate
I'll be dead before it happens, so I can actually kind of get behind an Obama/Caroline coupling so as to provide an heir to Camelot. Jack, Bobby and I sort of pissed through most of the good genes in our bloodline, and a bit of O'Bama in the DNA could sort of revitalize the whole franchise, yanno?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Globe Editorial excoriates Kennedy and Delahunt; New Interior Dept. head a friend to Cape Wind
In response to: Globe Editorial excoriates Kennedy and Delahunt; New Interior Dept. head a friend to Cape Wind
Shrugs... Omelette = broken eggs.
Mangez.
Mangez.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Former Cape state senator resigns Arkansas post
In response to: Former Cape state senator resigns Arkansas post
A former state senator named DOANE,
Had expenses, and my, how they've grown.
Till an auditor said, "Paul,
You sure had some gall."
To the door he was yesterday shown.
Had expenses, and my, how they've grown.
Till an auditor said, "Paul,
You sure had some gall."
To the door he was yesterday shown.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Barnstable police say they've nabbed major drug dealer
In response to: Barnstable police say they've nabbed major drug dealer
Look at the 5-0 hassling that poor working man.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: McCain Strikes Out Swinging
In response to: McCain Strikes Out Swinging
I appreciated the props from Johnny Mac at the start, but he appeared to be a doddering old man with a strange cheek growth happening the rest of the time.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: How Low can it go?
In response to: How Low can it go?
$2.83-2.87 through Buzzards Bay and Wareham.
Don't disparage Whoopie Pies until you've had the raspberry one or the choclate/peanut butter one.
There's also a cannoli place in Wareham that selld the pies slathered in cake frosting, which is about as good as you can ask for. We'll send Leah or Elle down with the camera to investigate.
Don't disparage Whoopie Pies until you've had the raspberry one or the choclate/peanut butter one.
There's also a cannoli place in Wareham that selld the pies slathered in cake frosting, which is about as good as you can ask for. We'll send Leah or Elle down with the camera to investigate.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Dennis the manatee died Sunday on his trip to Orlando
In response to: Dennis the manatee died Sunday on his trip to Orlando
I'll give them $500 for the corpse, so the Colonel and I can blast at it with the AR-15 up in the Maine woods.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Health Care as a Human Right on the November 4 Ballot
In response to: Health Care as a Human Right on the November 4 Ballot
#2 is key to me... I like not being an outlaw.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ptown DJ to fight DA online; Cape casino rail connection; EPA won't regulate rocket fuel; Charting a course for ocean power;
In response to: Ptown DJ to fight DA online; Cape casino rail connection; EPA won't regulate rocket fuel; Charting a course for ocean power;
There should be more police beatings of lousy DJs.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Truro kids design their town playground
In response to: Truro kids design their town playground
They forgot the all important centrally-located tavern.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1808: Chatham Light is lit
In response to: 1808: Chatham Light is lit
I swear that a friend of mine named her kid "Chatham."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Portland wreck filmed; "No" on 1; Miranda was unarmed; Auntie "Green Water"
In response to: Portland wreck filmed; "No" on 1; Miranda was unarmed; Auntie "Green Water"
Honestly... does Marcus Miranda look like the type of person who'd be carrying a knife?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Celebration of Cape Cod's Waterfowl
In response to: Celebration of Cape Cod's Waterfowl
While swan is edible and I have a recipe for roasting one in a few of my cookbooks, the taste is said to be "mutton-esque."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bend over Cape Cod, here comes the gas man
In response to: Bend over Cape Cod, here comes the gas man
Stunning Steve knows all about this stuff, actually. If someone in Sandwich or Mashpee is paying $3.79 or so when they can be paying $3.29, that's like, ummm, 50 cents a gallon. 25 gallon tank on some trucks, that's like 12 bucks savings per tank. Subtract the 6 dollars it takes in fuel to cross the bridge, and you're still like 6 dogs ahead. Multiply times 52 weeks, and that's 300 and change... and even a Senator from a rich family can't sneeze at $300 a year savings.
That's why I'm a Senator, bitch...
That's why I'm a Senator, bitch...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bend over Cape Cod, here comes the gas man
In response to: Bend over Cape Cod, here comes the gas man
That Lukoil in Wareham was $3.25 this morning when I filled up, and they also have Whoopee Pies.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Matt responds to right wing blogger's B.S., Draws ire
In response to: Matt responds to right wing blogger's B.S., Draws ire
Usually fully dressed, and the Colonel- who is a wise man- strives to stay out of it when it happens.
I broke her pancreas after the Giants beat the Pats, but I had super powers then... kind of like a short, cute, french Hulk.
I broke her pancreas after the Giants beat the Pats, but I had super powers then... kind of like a short, cute, french Hulk.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: AAA - A club no one should have to join...
In response to: AAA - A club no one should have to join...
Enough whiskey can cure that.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1966: Vineyard opposes bridge to Cape; 1988: Major housing slump hits Cape
In response to: 1966: Vineyard opposes bridge to Cape; 1988: Major housing slump hits Cape
My shed is worth $270K
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Shooting whales on holiday; Gambling report due soon; Poll show New Bedford wants it
In response to: Shooting whales on holiday; Gambling report due soon; Poll show New Bedford wants it
One of those whales dented my yacht, so I had his genus/species removed from the endangered list. I like to think that I have a candle made from the whale who dented the Mya.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Chapter 7: Evansville - Three years later
In response to: Chapter 7: Evansville - Three years later
Not only have I seen bigger fires started by a cow, but I've seen bigger fires started by a cow in Illinois.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Vineyard shark bite heard round the world; Nantucket home invasion, sexual assault; News from both islands
In response to: The Vineyard shark bite heard round the world; Nantucket home invasion, sexual assault; News from both islands
The shark story is a fake, and someone has been charged.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Dennis Fire Chief gets new command car
In response to: Dennis Fire Chief gets new command car
The police chief insists on going everywhere by Rickshaw.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Alliance linked to Fossil Fools
In response to: Alliance linked to Fossil Fools
I offered to appear in a movie with that girl, but it was more of an R Kelly type of film.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ptown tagging arrest; Ptown fall; Barnstable crashes; Scenic Highway crash; Liquor theft leads to hit & run
In response to: Ptown tagging arrest; Ptown fall; Barnstable crashes; Scenic Highway crash; Liquor theft leads to hit & run
Is tagging some new sexual position?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Fund-Raiser for State Rep. Matt Patrick on Friday, July 18, 2008
In response to: Fund-Raiser for State Rep. Matt Patrick on Friday, July 18, 2008
Give the money Fat for Matt.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Barnstable Becomes Unstable...Again
In response to: Barnstable Becomes Unstable...Again
I hope you don't get paid by the word.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1916: Canal Blocked by collier; 1931: Big yacht ashore on Cape Cod; 1961: White House moves to Hyannisport
In response to: 1916: Canal Blocked by collier; 1931: Big yacht ashore on Cape Cod; 1961: White House moves to Hyannisport
Had I beaten Reagan, I would have moved everything to Hyannis Port, permanently.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Closing Coal-fired Power Plants helps kids; MFA's new turbines; "Cape Wind" the book now in paperback
In response to: Closing Coal-fired Power Plants helps kids; MFA's new turbines; "Cape Wind" the book now in paperback
I support any wind farm that obscures Fall River from view.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A song for Ted; Mashpee Wamps spend nearly $1/4 M on lobbyists
In response to: A song for Ted; Mashpee Wamps spend nearly $1/4 M on lobbyists
"Lookin' out on nantucket Sound
windmills nowhere to be found
drillin' oil from Alaska's ground
Oh, ain't it good to be Ted?
Dropped a woman in the water
might have been somebody's daughter
Myself? I swim like an otter
Oh, ain't it good to be Ted?
Chivas/water, Scotch/rocks
Hyannis Port Harbor docks
My yacht is there, it really rocks
Oh, ain't it good to be Ted?
I got this tumor in my head
a lesser man, he might be dead
I beat it back with Johnny Walker Red
Oh, Aint it good to be Ted?"
windmills nowhere to be found
drillin' oil from Alaska's ground
Oh, ain't it good to be Ted?
Dropped a woman in the water
might have been somebody's daughter
Myself? I swim like an otter
Oh, ain't it good to be Ted?
Chivas/water, Scotch/rocks
Hyannis Port Harbor docks
My yacht is there, it really rocks
Oh, ain't it good to be Ted?
I got this tumor in my head
a lesser man, he might be dead
I beat it back with Johnny Walker Red
Oh, Aint it good to be Ted?"
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Matt responds to right wing blogger's B.S., Draws ire
In response to: Matt responds to right wing blogger's B.S., Draws ire
You're Deval's brother, aren't you?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Road, bike path re-opened; Wellfleet Hazmat, Supect tasered after Hyannis chase; Mashpee crash; Orleans storage fire; Yarmouth docu-crash
In response to: Road, bike path re-opened; Wellfleet Hazmat, Supect tasered after Hyannis chase; Mashpee crash; Orleans storage fire; Yarmouth docu-crash
They should hit that guy with the Taser! The Taser!
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1924; President dissed for "Class legislation", i.e. Cape Cod Canal; 2006: Sierra Club endorses Cape Wind
In response to: 1924; President dissed for "Class legislation", i.e. Cape Cod Canal; 2006: Sierra Club endorses Cape Wind
Ted hates laptop keyboards.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1924; President dissed for "Class legislation", i.e. Cape Cod Canal; 2006: Sierra Club endorses Cape Wind
In response to: 1924; President dissed for "Class legislation", i.e. Cape Cod Canal; 2006: Sierra Club endorses Cape Wind
Cal's reticence was legendary in DC. A socialite once approached him, claiming that someone had bet her that she bcouldn't get more than two nwords out of the President. "You lose," was CC's REPLY.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 10 tips for working on Cape Cod this summer; New Cape movie a heart throb; EPA reviewing "No Discharge" for bay
In response to: 10 tips for working on Cape Cod this summer; New Cape movie a heart throb; EPA reviewing "No Discharge" for bay
Always nice to find a 5'9", 105 pound blonde widow.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ted skips Figawi; All MMA grads gets berths; Hillary apologizes to Kennedys
In response to: Ted skips Figawi; All MMA grads gets berths; Hillary apologizes to Kennedys
I always liked those sharp Type A broads when I was at Harvard.... my lady-killing days are long past, though.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Dennis crash; Serious scooter vs car crash in Yarmouth; Chatham two-vehicle crash
In response to: Dennis crash; Serious scooter vs car crash in Yarmouth; Chatham two-vehicle crash
That, and the fact that I'm sort of laid up at the moment, is why I don't ride scooters.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: State Rep. Jeff Perry Welcomes Gingrich to Staff
In response to: State Rep. Jeff Perry Welcomes Gingrich to Staff
Uncle Newt? Too bad. I was hoping he divorced this girl in her cancer ward.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Our Best To The Senator.. Literally
In response to: Our Best To The Senator.. Literally
You just can't feel too badly with a teenage girl bringing you scotch all day.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Fire hits IHOP; Bicyclist critically injured after struck by car; Thief caught on video, Tree truck snarls traffic
In response to: Fire hits IHOP; Bicyclist critically injured after struck by car; Thief caught on video, Tree truck snarls traffic
T%he burning IHOP has a sort of quaint log cabin look to it in that shot... maybe CWN's best.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Waiting for Ted
In response to: Waiting for Ted
Back on my feet, still alive...
And the party doesn't start until I arrive.
And the party doesn't start until I arrive.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1922: Free booze floats ashore. 1925: Legislating morality failed once before. 1982: "Save the Bales!"
In response to: 1922: Free booze floats ashore. 1925: Legislating morality failed once before. 1982: "Save the Bales!"
Most good weed in MA these days is grown hydroponically, usually quite locally.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Meeting the new chief of police in Provincetown
In response to: Meeting the new chief of police in Provincetown
He looks young for 20 years on the job, yes... but I still want a sheriff who can say "Get me a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast... I'm in a goddamned hurry."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: National Guard leaves Pilgrim Nuke; Here comes the Red Tide; Cape Cod Turkey and Indian Pudding; DiMasi's gambling gambit
In response to: National Guard leaves Pilgrim Nuke; Here comes the Red Tide; Cape Cod Turkey and Indian Pudding; DiMasi's gambling gambit
"Red Tide" is what the Colonel calls Stacey's monthly visitor.... "Red Storm" if she's particularly grouchy.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A Carrot With An iPod
In response to: A Carrot With An iPod
Stacey's interview with WOW ended the exact same way, with "Smurf" taking the place of "carrot."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Another “Stupid Problem-Drinker Trick”
In response to: Another “Stupid Problem-Drinker Trick”
When I did cocaine, I could drink like a Kennedy... maybe double my normal tolerance.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Money doesn't add up at Pilgrim power station
In response to: Money doesn't add up at Pilgrim power station
All the cool (terrorist) kids are favoring the Biological attack... but it takes a while to run kids thru the Chemistry courses, though... so we're safe until 2017 or so.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: WELLFLEET: The People Have Spoken
In response to: WELLFLEET: The People Have Spoken
The real Captain Higgins probably subsisted on rotten, maggotty beef and break-your-incisors-off hardtack... but when his pirate ship license said 50 customers per septic tank, you can god-damn-guarantee that no more than 50 people were hitting it. Number 51 walked the bloody plank.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Why do I always seem to be paddling uphill - both ways!
In response to: Why do I always seem to be paddling uphill - both ways!
This would have been a more effective comment if I had used my girl persona, but what-ev.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Why do I always seem to be paddling uphill - both ways!
In response to: Why do I always seem to be paddling uphill - both ways!
I took my old kayak to the middle of my old lake, then the wind came up and I couldn't get anywhere.... I just sat there and cried until someone came out and towed me in.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Guy's Night In
In response to: Guy's Night In
If Cherie actually showed up to go on a date with Stunning Steve, I'd have had my stroke a day earlier.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Time to beef up the Bourne Library
In response to: Time to beef up the Bourne Library
If I wasn't indisposed, I'd go down there and drop off a quick $25K.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Kennedy to stay in hospital longer; Tuesday morning update
In response to: Kennedy to stay in hospital longer; Tuesday morning update
It takes a a lot more than a stroke to keep me down, boys... I'm the hero of many a well-fought bottle.
Could one of you get Elle to come up to Mass General dressed as a nurse? I have my own IV for these types of situations, and Elle is aware of the Contigency Plan.
Could one of you get Elle to come up to Mass General dressed as a nurse? I have my own IV for these types of situations, and Elle is aware of the Contigency Plan.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bass Players Are Statues
In response to: Bass Players Are Statues
The 750 ml Ted statue in Hyannis Port should be finished soon.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Teenage Gambling
In response to: Teenage Gambling
Ellen "Baby Magic" Smithee is my favorite Cape blogger.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Letter to the Minerals Management Service of the Department of the Interior
In response to: Letter to the Minerals Management Service of the Department of the Interior
Sorry our speaker got in the way of the fake Arabs and coal miners you flew in to dominate a local meeting.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Wind, out of the Blue
In response to: Wind, out of the Blue
Getting the wind dudes to fight each other is all part of the plan, Chuck.... teach you guys to pick on the wealthy.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: It's America's Choice: Turbines or Turbans
In response to: It's America's Choice: Turbines or Turbans
Someone let smackheap out of jail, I see...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Bookstore Finally Gets the Message
In response to: The Bookstore Finally Gets the Message
Never order a Mudslide there.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: What Christa's judge said; Great Lakes Wind Farm; Lakeville project awaits Wamp Casino decision; Firebombers in court
In response to: What Christa's judge said; Great Lakes Wind Farm; Lakeville project awaits Wamp Casino decision; Firebombers in court
That Tiffany Mason girl looks like she'd be a lot of fun to have hanging around the Compound... always liked me those Bad Girls. I hope she keeps her figure during her jail term.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: How to quell those Chinese cravings
In response to: How to quell those Chinese cravings
If you tip the waitress well, she'll get barefoot and walk on your back.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Today in Cape history: JFK to lease summer house on Squaw Island
In response to: Today in Cape history: JFK to lease summer house on Squaw Island
If I win in 2012, the summer White House will be back on Cape Cod, where it belongs.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bourne Players
In response to: Bourne Players
Let the record show that Ted will be in the house, most likely Friday.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Kid Hoop Friday
In response to: Kid Hoop Friday
Reminds me of the touch football games at the Compound...except that those coaches probably don't stop the game to slap the weaker players like Father did.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Man robbed at gunpoint in Hyannis; Harwich crash; Centerville crash; Motorcycle vs pedestrian; Dead-end OUI; Brush fires raise concern
In response to: Man robbed at gunpoint in Hyannis; Harwich crash; Centerville crash; Motorcycle vs pedestrian; Dead-end OUI; Brush fires raise concern
I was in Washington at the time.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Harbor Memories & Elderberry Pie
In response to: Harbor Memories & Elderberry Pie
The elderberry pie goes well with a nice glass of chardonnay or five.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Today in Cape history: Cape windmills praised as example to emulate
In response to: Today in Cape history: Cape windmills praised as example to emulate
The Germans- who controlled Alsace/Lorraine at the time- were very pro-coal.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Spring Break Cape Cod style; Foreclosure crisis focus of Cape forum; Voters to set direction on wind power
In response to: Spring Break Cape Cod style; Foreclosure crisis focus of Cape forum; Voters to set direction on wind power
Come to the compound and be driven off by my security team.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: cc2day blogger in USA Today; Wamps get better reception on Cape
In response to: cc2day blogger in USA Today; Wamps get better reception on Cape
If you looked like Bree, you wouldn't be blogging.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Betting On Madness
In response to: Betting On Madness
Had I got past Peanut Face in 1980, I planned to name Bob Backlund as my VP.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Our saga about trying to get a residential windmill in Bourne
In response to: Our saga about trying to get a residential windmill in Bourne
Install a nice home nuclear reactor instead.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Rules of engagement for parents for video games, manga
In response to: Rules of engagement for parents for video games, manga
Im negotiating with Rockstar to make a Ted Kennedy game.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Gourmet Brunch, Where Everybody Knows Your Name
In response to: The Gourmet Brunch, Where Everybody Knows Your Name
If you tip the waitress well enough (or pose for a picture with her, if you're famous), she'll fix you up a nice triple vodka/cranberry... even at 9:30 AM.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: StrawVoter Launch Will Give Real Time Public Opinion
In response to: StrawVoter Launch Will Give Real Time Public Opinion
The polls had me dead in the water more than once, but I can still claim my Senate seat.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cuffy’s proposal not off-the-cuff
In response to: Cuffy’s proposal not off-the-cuff
Dominic is a male-line descendant of Captain Lou Albano.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Krazy Glue: What Sticks and What Does Not
In response to: Krazy Glue: What Sticks and What Does Not
The key, no matter how guilty you may be... DENY EVERYTHING!
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: House fire in Truro; "Vigiliance" key to solving P'town arsons; Dennis OUI
In response to: House fire in Truro; "Vigiliance" key to solving P'town arsons; Dennis OUI
When I finally die, don't let an escalator be the cause of it. My family tree will be "headshot, headshot... fell on an escalator."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: It may be too early for the fish, but not too early to talk about them!
In response to: It may be too early for the fish, but not too early to talk about them!
I'll be teaching the "How To Escape From A Submerged Vehicle" seminar.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Above the Law or Living on the Edge
In response to: Above the Law or Living on the Edge
So, you wanna play hardball?
How much money do you think I'd have to spend to come up with some dirt on you?
Let's see... ex-cop... lot of potential there. I wonder if you roughed anyone up? Maybe you grabbed a whore off the street now and then ("Don't move child, got a big black stick"), or, better yet, maybe there's some pictures of you with a little rich fat boy?
Or maybe there aren't... or maybe I don't know how to Photoshop that well. A good investigator could probably refute it... but that'll be well after it's on the front page.
When they find you innocent, it's always on page 16 or something. Trust me, son... I've been there.
Remember that I murdered a girl, fled the scene, didn't report it for a while... and still kept my Senate seat. I can pick my teeth with a punk like you, boy.
How much money do you think I'd have to spend to come up with some dirt on you?
Let's see... ex-cop... lot of potential there. I wonder if you roughed anyone up? Maybe you grabbed a whore off the street now and then ("Don't move child, got a big black stick"), or, better yet, maybe there's some pictures of you with a little rich fat boy?
Or maybe there aren't... or maybe I don't know how to Photoshop that well. A good investigator could probably refute it... but that'll be well after it's on the front page.
When they find you innocent, it's always on page 16 or something. Trust me, son... I've been there.
Remember that I murdered a girl, fled the scene, didn't report it for a while... and still kept my Senate seat. I can pick my teeth with a punk like you, boy.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Alleged juvenile arsonist "burned" in Hyannis
In response to: Alleged juvenile arsonist "burned" in Hyannis
They should string those little hoodlums up by their Buster Browns!
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Mass. residents spent $1.1 billion; DiMasi - bare-knuckles do-gooder; Gambling may be on fall ballot
In response to: Mass. residents spent $1.1 billion; DiMasi - bare-knuckles do-gooder; Gambling may be on fall ballot
Most def.
That place makes more $$$ than Alsace/Lorraine, and look at the lengths people have gone to own THAT.
Western Massachusetts should have this big dip in the southern border where it is currently flat. You know I'm already working on it.
That place makes more $$$ than Alsace/Lorraine, and look at the lengths people have gone to own THAT.
Western Massachusetts should have this big dip in the southern border where it is currently flat. You know I'm already working on it.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Mr. DeMille I'm ready for my close up....
In response to: Mr. DeMille I'm ready for my close up....
Fight the good fight, big man.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Today in Cape history: thieves who rob general store make getaway from Buzzards Bay train station
In response to: Today in Cape history: thieves who rob general store make getaway from Buzzards Bay train station
My Dad would have stopped that, but he was busy violating US Prohibition laws.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 5K run-walk set for April 19 from West Dennis Beach
In response to: 5K run-walk set for April 19 from West Dennis Beach
Stop by the Compound as you walk by, and say "hi" to our security team.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Goya CEO lives and plays on Cape Cod
In response to: Goya CEO lives and plays on Cape Cod
While going through Stacey's cabinets looking for Whiskey Sour mix, I've noticed that she utilizes several GOYA products.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Out Of Focus
In response to: Out Of Focus
I'm thinking about jumping into the race. Any chance of you being able to draw:
- a Muslim looking Obama?
- a doddering McCain with a baby in his teeth?
I pay top dollar for my political cartoonists, but I can give you a ride home from work if you want.
- a Muslim looking Obama?
- a doddering McCain with a baby in his teeth?
I pay top dollar for my political cartoonists, but I can give you a ride home from work if you want.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The 40 Minute War (Relevance Today) No WMD's
In response to: The 40 Minute War (Relevance Today) No WMD's
You know too much.
Don't say I told you, but watch your back. These guys play hardball.
Don't say I told you, but watch your back. These guys play hardball.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Dropping A Heavyweight
In response to: Dropping A Heavyweight
I'm with Stacey on this one.
As you might imagine, the drive home from Boston is tiresome, and I can't take the private plane because of the windmills.
Sometimes, a man needs to stop halfway home for a quick Scotch or ten. You can understand how a man in my position likes to have the bridges out of the way before I get into the tonsil polish... especially a big one like the mighty Bourne.
I'm going to pull a few strings, see what my people can't shake down on that Zuern character. I bet the appeal would go a lot better if your guitarist is the Selectman.
That's how you exercise power, friend. You get your people in the right place at the right time. Spend a little money in April, call in a favor in May... oldest trick in the book.
As you might imagine, the drive home from Boston is tiresome, and I can't take the private plane because of the windmills.
Sometimes, a man needs to stop halfway home for a quick Scotch or ten. You can understand how a man in my position likes to have the bridges out of the way before I get into the tonsil polish... especially a big one like the mighty Bourne.
I'm going to pull a few strings, see what my people can't shake down on that Zuern character. I bet the appeal would go a lot better if your guitarist is the Selectman.
That's how you exercise power, friend. You get your people in the right place at the right time. Spend a little money in April, call in a favor in May... oldest trick in the book.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cape Cod TODAY and WBUR
In response to: Cape Cod TODAY and WBUR
They hate Kennedys(pl.)...
I made a few minor laws. The gun-toters took two of my brothers.
I made a few minor laws. The gun-toters took two of my brothers.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Make The Swap, And Go Shop
In response to: Make The Swap, And Go Shop
Walter... you need to do some sort of voodoo so that Hyannis Ted can write entries in East of Boston. Trust me, she's cool with it.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cape Wind - Which way should the wind blow?
In response to: Cape Wind - Which way should the wind blow?
Tony... never forget that the Wealthy have rights, too.
People would complain if they stuck this wind farm off of a poor, black neighborhood of summertime retreats. If those same people don't stick up for Hyannis Port, they are guilty of discrimination.
I'm not going to tell you how to think, but you should be anti-Cape Wind.
People would complain if they stuck this wind farm off of a poor, black neighborhood of summertime retreats. If those same people don't stick up for Hyannis Port, they are guilty of discrimination.
I'm not going to tell you how to think, but you should be anti-Cape Wind.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Nantucket shows signs of split on Cape Wind
In response to: Nantucket shows signs of split on Cape Wind
My people represented well.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Today in Cape history: Canal workers stage walk-out over bad food
In response to: Today in Cape history: Canal workers stage walk-out over bad food
Solon's so old, he walked out of the Last Supper.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Over 300 attend Martha's Vineyard Cape Wind hearing last night
In response to: Over 300 attend Martha's Vineyard Cape Wind hearing last night
That jetty is actually the family's anti-Peckham barrier.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Polar Bears, Arab Sheiks, NIMBY Yachtsmen and Cape Wind in Boston
In response to: Polar Bears, Arab Sheiks, NIMBY Yachtsmen and Cape Wind in Boston
Cool costumes.
Amazing to see a debate evolve to the point where Stacey's offer to dress as a Chernobyl victim and caterwaul was actually a bit under-the-top.
If those sheiks weren't strip-searched before being allowed to enter a mass gathering, I'm gonna have to go talk to those Homeland Security mothereffers.
Amazing to see a debate evolve to the point where Stacey's offer to dress as a Chernobyl victim and caterwaul was actually a bit under-the-top.
If those sheiks weren't strip-searched before being allowed to enter a mass gathering, I'm gonna have to go talk to those Homeland Security mothereffers.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Kennedy dumped diesel fuel into Nantucket Sound
In response to: Kennedy dumped diesel fuel into Nantucket Sound
That was actually blood from the wind farm activist I was keelhauling at the time.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: If You're Ever in Mashpee
In response to: If You're Ever in Mashpee
The Salad Pizzati is everything you say it is, and more.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bush Taking Aim On A Spy Satellite: Shoot To Kill!
In response to: Bush Taking Aim On A Spy Satellite: Shoot To Kill!
With Bush on the trigger, we'd better hope that the pieces don't land in Hyannis Port.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Is there a Worthington murder connection?
In response to: Is there a Worthington murder connection?
We never did like that guy....
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Editorial: Foreigners we want to invite
In response to: Editorial: Foreigners we want to invite
I'm counting on winning the Mex vote in 2012... those little border-crossing bastards love me.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: What Do the Gardner Museum Heist & The Barnstable County Art Have In Common?
In response to: What Do the Gardner Museum Heist & The Barnstable County Art Have In Common?
They'd better hurry up and prosecute those two on the left, because the death penalty won't be an option if they draw it out too long.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bush Taking Aim On A Spy Satellite: Shoot To Kill!
In response to: Bush Taking Aim On A Spy Satellite: Shoot To Kill!
They should make it like an Atari, and Bush gets to guide the missile in with a big joystick.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Laura Ingraham: "Power to the People"
In response to: Laura Ingraham: "Power to the People"
She was a far-left liberal until I spurned her advances at the '76 national convention... after that, she's just been trying to get back at me.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Insurance expert to speak at GOP women's luncheon
In response to: Insurance expert to speak at GOP women's luncheon
Should be some lively girls at that event.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The spectacular deceptions of cephalopods; Factory Mall art should be saved; Casino Task Force won't block M-boro site
In response to: The spectacular deceptions of cephalopods; Factory Mall art should be saved; Casino Task Force won't block M-boro site
That's a fine photograph of the Coca-Cola sign.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Some Answers, More Questions on High School Building Project
In response to: Some Answers, More Questions on High School Building Project
Those lazy kids should have just done 900,000 car washes and bake sales. Instead, I had to pull strings.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Today in Cape history: birthday of actor and Bourne resident Joe Jefferson
In response to: Today in Cape history: birthday of actor and Bourne resident Joe Jefferson
Er, ah...he was a fine actor. I liked the episodes where he'd visit Archie Bunker's house with Lionel.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Romney explains it away
In response to: Romney explains it away
I think it's safe to say that- based on my whipping his plastuc ass during our Senator's race- I would have been capable of putting together a last-minute winning campaign if Mitten had somehow beat Hanoi John in the primaries.
For those of you here who weren't into politics then, I whipped Romney like an egg-sucking dog.
For those of you here who weren't into politics then, I whipped Romney like an egg-sucking dog.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: When Myrbie Gets Depressed
In response to: When Myrbie Gets Depressed
That one on the right is what happens when Wesley Snipes f****s a mop.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Dennis Denies Merits of Lady Golfer's Suit, but...
In response to: Dennis Denies Merits of Lady Golfer's Suit, but...
I can beat a girl to the surface one out of one times.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Tech bomb threat; HHS students protest no contract; Falmouth drug bust
In response to: Tech bomb threat; HHS students protest no contract; Falmouth drug bust
ooops
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Tech bomb threat; HHS students protest no contract; Falmouth drug bust
In response to: Tech bomb threat; HHS students protest no contract; Falmouth drug bust
I'd rather have a doctor who wasn't upset and distracted by someone looking to save a dollar.
I'd give the kids the grades for the protesting...notice that I didn't say "when I get my raise." I'm not saying that doing so is correct...it's just what I would do.
The kids will learn more about civil disobedience by going out to protest something than they will sitting in my class listening to me read Thoreau to them.
I'd give the kids the grades for the protesting...notice that I didn't say "when I get my raise." I'm not saying that doing so is correct...it's just what I would do.
The kids will learn more about civil disobedience by going out to protest something than they will sitting in my class listening to me read Thoreau to them.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Sandwich is dancing; "The Fruit that Changed the World" brought to you by a Wellfleet man; House passes oceans bill
In response to: Sandwich is dancing; "The Fruit that Changed the World" brought to you by a Wellfleet man; House passes oceans bill
I wouldn't mind doing the Horizontal Bop with that slimmy on the left... and I do it Senator Style.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ebony and Ivory
In response to: Ebony and Ivory
Hockey, boxing and NASCAR are the only sports where you can openly break laws in front of policemen...and they not only won't arrest you, they'll cheer.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Presidents Day Event in Harwich on Monday
In response to: Presidents Day Event in Harwich on Monday
I was justthisclose to having that be like my birthday party.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: We won't get fooled again
In response to: We won't get fooled again
I make one worthless endorsement... and I now stand a 37.5% chance of having the (big) ear of the next president.
If Hillary wins, I'll just bowl her over with my Kennedy Charm.
If Hillary wins, I'll just bowl her over with my Kennedy Charm.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Writer offended by our team names; Firemen mad at LNG tanker readiness; Mayors hold casino cards
In response to: Writer offended by our team names; Firemen mad at LNG tanker readiness; Mayors hold casino cards
I'm endorsing Monponsett 2012. We need a crazy French pothead in charge.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: When Language Gets Loose
In response to: When Language Gets Loose
This is New Beddy's Zero Tolerance library late fee penalty... they send a big mean con to sodomize you.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Former White Cap to back up Youkilis; Cape Air expands to New York & Vermont; John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in Boston Monday; WSJ whacks out Romney
In response to: Former White Cap to back up Youkilis; Cape Air expands to New York & Vermont; John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in Boston Monday; WSJ whacks out Romney
M'po, who yo callin' a ho?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Mid-week Musings
In response to: Mid-week Musings
I too favor the multiple floating docks, as it gives me the chance to wreck a Boston Whaler after I get the sailboat tied up.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Chatham's North Beach Hit Hard in Storm (Photos)
In response to: Chatham's North Beach Hit Hard in Storm (Photos)
You know at least three very confident realtors are looking at this pic and saying "I could still sell that."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Dax Takes A Walk
In response to: Dax Takes A Walk
If it came down to Dax vs. Romney, I might have to run as an Independent.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Keep your head up, villagers....
In response to: Keep your head up, villagers....
Next to rum, the Bourne High School Hockey teams...boys and girls... are my favorite things on ice.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: All Cape schools closed Monday; Multiple accidents all over cape during Nor'easter Sunday night
In response to: All Cape schools closed Monday; Multiple accidents all over cape during Nor'easter Sunday night
I was weaving ewverywhere, but I was only walking from the living room to the wine cellar.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Race against the Wind
In response to: Race against the Wind
I like the way you think, baby...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ted Kennedy To Endorse Barack Obama
In response to: Ted Kennedy To Endorse Barack Obama
Yes, he's a fine little felllow.
To be honest... I've met Hillary a few times, and she fails to respond to that legendary Kennedy charm. She showed no desire to feel The Senior Senator's scotch-and-soda electricity.
We all know what that means... and the White House can't afford another deviant Clinton running around... especially after 8 years of that evil little monkey we have in office now.
Barack is the man. It's about time we had a black President, and he should be able to whip that Romney punk easily enough.
Hell... Mitzy ran against me back in the day, and I polished his bigamist ass off like a double vodka and cranberry.... and I've killed a woman.
Obama hasn't killed anyone, he has a pretty good handle on the basketball court, and he doesn't seem to scare elderly white southerners that much. We're not running Malcolm X here....
If he fouls up this campaign, I might jump in and save the Democrats in 2012.... I'd straighten those Muz right out, and any windfarms you build will be torn down to make way for 750,000,000 ml Ted Kennedy statues.
To be honest... I've met Hillary a few times, and she fails to respond to that legendary Kennedy charm. She showed no desire to feel The Senior Senator's scotch-and-soda electricity.
We all know what that means... and the White House can't afford another deviant Clinton running around... especially after 8 years of that evil little monkey we have in office now.
Barack is the man. It's about time we had a black President, and he should be able to whip that Romney punk easily enough.
Hell... Mitzy ran against me back in the day, and I polished his bigamist ass off like a double vodka and cranberry.... and I've killed a woman.
Obama hasn't killed anyone, he has a pretty good handle on the basketball court, and he doesn't seem to scare elderly white southerners that much. We're not running Malcolm X here....
If he fouls up this campaign, I might jump in and save the Democrats in 2012.... I'd straighten those Muz right out, and any windfarms you build will be torn down to make way for 750,000,000 ml Ted Kennedy statues.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Boom, Boom, Boom, BOOM...
In response to: Boom, Boom, Boom, BOOM...
Obviously neither the public nor the lackluster hacks still left at our daily newspaper give a damn whether the DA is a liar or bent, because if either did, they could force the truth to be told.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Whydah, Windmills & Nuclear Reactors
In response to: Whydah, Windmills & Nuclear Reactors
Look at all the new construction jobs that Cape Wind will provide... Iowa.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Winning Is Everything!
In response to: Winning Is Everything!
There's an old story about Barry Sanders, who was the best back in the NFL during his time....
Brothers used to ask Barry..."Why don't you do a little dance when you score a touchdown?"... Barry was, at the time, known for simply handing the ball to the official after a score.
Barry's answer? "When I get to the end zone, I like to look like I've been there before."
Brothers used to ask Barry..."Why don't you do a little dance when you score a touchdown?"... Barry was, at the time, known for simply handing the ball to the official after a score.
Barry's answer? "When I get to the end zone, I like to look like I've been there before."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Body of missing 78-year old man recovered from submerged car at Sesuit Harbor; Marstons Mills head-on crash
In response to: Body of missing 78-year old man recovered from submerged car at Sesuit Harbor; Marstons Mills head-on crash
I feel awful. I made a joke about a guy who I thought would turn up just fine. I was wrong, and i suck for it.
That said, I'd rather make a bad joke... than walk around pleased that someone died, a la Rapunzal and CCR. Tey seem to be doing am emd zone victory dance with the announcement of Mr. Donovan's death.
Mr. Donovan's death helped give you a sense of vindication in your long-running distaste for me. You're no less of a ghoul than I am.
That said, I'd rather make a bad joke... than walk around pleased that someone died, a la Rapunzal and CCR. Tey seem to be doing am emd zone victory dance with the announcement of Mr. Donovan's death.
Mr. Donovan's death helped give you a sense of vindication in your long-running distaste for me. You're no less of a ghoul than I am.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Mills stabbing; Crashes
In response to: Mills stabbing; Crashes
She came late. Always show up late for parties. You'd make a bad French girl, Julia.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Today in Cape history: Johnny Kelley honored as Runner of the Century
In response to: Today in Cape history: Johnny Kelley honored as Runner of the Century
I ran a few 24 can Milwaukee Marathons back in the day.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: NY man cleared in 2006 P'town death; Gusts in East Falmouth down line, cause arm injury; Two Cape women killed in crash on Cranberry Highway in Wareham
In response to: NY man cleared in 2006 P'town death; Gusts in East Falmouth down line, cause arm injury; Two Cape women killed in crash on Cranberry Highway in Wareham
Does anyone know if you can mail soldiers cigarettes through Cape Cod Cares 4 Our Troops?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: NY man cleared in 2006 P'town death; Gusts in East Falmouth down line, cause arm injury; Two Cape women killed in crash on Cranberry Highway in Wareham
In response to: NY man cleared in 2006 P'town death; Gusts in East Falmouth down line, cause arm injury; Two Cape women killed in crash on Cranberry Highway in Wareham
Note to the girl at Uncle Bob's U-Store-It, or whatever... the proper term is "getting a FOOT in the door."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: MacMillan Wharf: Chapter Twelve
In response to: MacMillan Wharf: Chapter Twelve
If this book ends with a drunken rich kid Senator driving his girl off a bridge, I'll have my people ruin you.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Housing Foreclosures-Part Two
In response to: Housing Foreclosures-Part Two
Keep in mind.. Robert is right-wing enough that his immigration crisis was when the Mongols wandered across the land bridge back in 100,000 BC
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Woods Hole, or.....?
In response to: Woods Hole, or.....?
I'll trade WHOI for CW... I'll even pay to haul all the techie crap to Hyannis on my own dime.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Foursome: Fire, Brimstone, Neighbors & Homeless Bank Robbers
In response to: Foursome: Fire, Brimstone, Neighbors & Homeless Bank Robbers
Maybe they'll ship Elliot out to one of those Texican sub-contract prisons, and he'll violate his probation again by leaving the state.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: School Committee Vacancy Update - Vote Taken but no new voice
In response to: School Committee Vacancy Update - Vote Taken but no new voice
Oooops.. that works better if I do it from my babysitter persona... my bad, man.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: School Committee Vacancy Update - Vote Taken but no new voice
In response to: School Committee Vacancy Update - Vote Taken but no new voice
Troy Clarkson, you get down here and add paragrapgh breaks to this article this very instant.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Donald is coming
In response to: The Donald is coming
Finally... someone is going to build something USEFUL around here.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cape Wind to build Westfield plant; Coast Guard assists damaged freighter
In response to: Cape Wind to build Westfield plant; Coast Guard assists damaged freighter
If the Coast Guard had to take extra time to navigate around, say, a Manhattan-sized wind farm.... those guys in the freighter could have always cobbled together a Raft Of The Medusa type of vessel from all the wood pulp and some chewing gum. I saw MacGyver do it once.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Today in Cape and islands history: "Jaws" actor dies of heart attack on Vineyard
In response to: Today in Cape and islands history: "Jaws" actor dies of heart attack on Vineyard
Windmills attract white sharks, who are very enviromentally conscious.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Whiskers of Passion
In response to: Whiskers of Passion
The best mustache is fresh beer froth.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Obama appearing at Dec. 2 fundraising rally in Boston
In response to: Obama appearing at Dec. 2 fundraising rally in Boston
I may angle for the VP spot if they build those f*****g windmills off my spot... no need to wake up to that nightmare every morning.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Hipsters vs. Healthcare: Insurance Without Borders?
In response to: Hipsters vs. Healthcare: Insurance Without Borders?
I like this girl's style. I just may have room for her on my staff.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Surfing The Apocalypse
In response to: Surfing The Apocalypse
I plan to help Elle and Abdullah with this column in Stacey's absence, as soon as Nathan makes it possible for me to post there under this name. The skirt will handle football, and I'll handle Sailing.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Body of missing 78-year old man recovered from submerged car at Sesuit Harbor; Marstons Mills head-on crash
In response to: Body of missing 78-year old man recovered from submerged car at Sesuit Harbor; Marstons Mills head-on crash
EDITOR's NOTE: We have removed this comment because it was tasteless and insulting.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ted Kennedy is writing his memoirs - and needs a title
In response to: Ted Kennedy is writing his memoirs - and needs a title
May all of you get syphillis.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ex-President Bush installs wind turbine; Post-environmentalist vision; Sweden's promising new power source; Aquinnahs are a major player in casino race
In response to: Ex-President Bush installs wind turbine; Post-environmentalist vision; Sweden's promising new power source; Aquinnahs are a major player in casino race
They should build a Manhattan-sized wind project where Bush Sr. gets his stripers. I have bigger Wild Turkey bottles laying around the Compound than that turbine.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Pilgrim Nuke named one of region's top polluters; New fitness trail in Bourne; Gainey talks about daughter's death off Cape; MM Contractor Faces $34,200
In response to: Pilgrim Nuke named one of region's top polluters; New fitness trail in Bourne; Gainey talks about daughter's death off Cape; MM Contractor Faces $34,200
If the ship owners are found guilty in the Gainey case, they should be made to sit in a plexiglass box for the entirety of their sentence as a hockey game plays out on front of them.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Four questions for Ted; State AG challenges federal rules on oil barges; No luck for this lottery winner; State to release homeowner insurance report; DoJ official accused; Renewable Power Players
In response to: Four questions for Ted; State AG challenges federal rules on oil barges; No luck for this lottery winner; State to release homeowner insurance report; DoJ official accused; Renewable Power Players
I was hoping that Andy Hiller would interview me, so I could have the option of goofing on his hairpiece when he had me cornered on Chappaquiddick.
To John's questions:
1) Bitches dig Senators.
2) I'm a Mass liberal, so the Demos like me. I'm also very, very wealthy... so the GOP love me, too.
3) It's very windy on top of the Bunker Hill monument, or in Pearl Harbor, too... and I don't sail those spots. Build it there.
I think wind blows all over the planet, and the reason this guy is focusing on my sail yard is that it's where he can build it cheaply.
To John's questions:
1) Bitches dig Senators.
2) I'm a Mass liberal, so the Demos like me. I'm also very, very wealthy... so the GOP love me, too.
3) It's very windy on top of the Bunker Hill monument, or in Pearl Harbor, too... and I don't sail those spots. Build it there.
I think wind blows all over the planet, and the reason this guy is focusing on my sail yard is that it's where he can build it cheaply.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cape woman sues Enquirer over Kennedy "love child" stories
In response to: Cape woman sues Enquirer over Kennedy "love child" stories
Like I'd rut with that pig...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Hipsters vs. Healthcare: Insurance Without Borders?
In response to: Hipsters vs. Healthcare: Insurance Without Borders?
Whine, whine, wine, that all you women do is wine.
Next you'll expect Social Security of something.
Next you'll expect Social Security of something.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Whatever Happened to Local Control of the Local Public Domain?
In response to: Whatever Happened to Local Control of the Local Public Domain?
Someone should inform poor Peter about the public meetings held by the USACE when its DEIS was released two years ago, to say nada of the ones about to be offered when the MMS finally releases its DEIS.
I don't recall Alliance chair Mihos having public comment forums before he began putting three wind turbines on most his gas stations, visual pollution which we must all see every day we drive along Rt. 28 in the Mid Cape whereas most Cape Codders will never see the turbines Cape Wind will build 6 miles offshore.
I don't recall Alliance chair Mihos having public comment forums before he began putting three wind turbines on most his gas stations, visual pollution which we must all see every day we drive along Rt. 28 in the Mid Cape whereas most Cape Codders will never see the turbines Cape Wind will build 6 miles offshore.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Chin Dynasty
In response to: The Chin Dynasty
The Sarge only did that so as to infiltrate Saddam's inner circle.
Many analysts say that Sarge's work was what made the difference between the first hundred-hour Gulf War and the current meat grinder we're in.
They tell me that Stacey has been to the Courtyard, and that it's not bad... for a pub. You can get ice cream next door, which is a plus.
Maybe I'll go down there and have a few words with Jay. If he gets out of line, I'll slap him around a bit.
Many analysts say that Sarge's work was what made the difference between the first hundred-hour Gulf War and the current meat grinder we're in.
They tell me that Stacey has been to the Courtyard, and that it's not bad... for a pub. You can get ice cream next door, which is a plus.
Maybe I'll go down there and have a few words with Jay. If he gets out of line, I'll slap him around a bit.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Plane crash; Falmouth single-car accident; Hyannis apartment fire; Harwich crash; Fog affects morning commute
In response to: Plane crash; Falmouth single-car accident; Hyannis apartment fire; Harwich crash; Fog affects morning commute
If you actually got caught stealing the bench, do they put the fire house on you? Do they sic dalmations on you?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Officials call for UFO Probe
In response to: Officials call for UFO Probe
Solon was in the army so long ago, he chased UFOs with a zeppelin.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Chin Dynasty
In response to: The Chin Dynasty
True, although this is a sports page.
Anyone with a good cleft chin would also be high up.
I can outdrink punks like Cowher and Kimbo... but they have admittedly better chins than I do. Hence the cinq.
Anyone with a good cleft chin would also be high up.
I can outdrink punks like Cowher and Kimbo... but they have admittedly better chins than I do. Hence the cinq.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Officials call for UFO Probe
In response to: Officials call for UFO Probe
I saw 5 Martians once... as well as a Zombie. A few B-52s solved the problem.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Chin Dynasty
In response to: The Chin Dynasty
I"d be 5th on this list if drinking Scotch were a sport.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The twists and turns of life on Main Street
In response to: The twists and turns of life on Main Street
Shhhh... I need that office building for Kennedy '08.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Child injured in Truro; CO incident in Yarmouth; Chatham crash; Storm update: power outages persist, Kennedy's boat damaged
In response to: Child injured in Truro; CO incident in Yarmouth; Chatham crash; Storm update: power outages persist, Kennedy's boat damaged
Do what they do in mining, and buy a canary. They can absorb less CO than a human can. Then, if your canary drops dead for no reason... open the windows and get to steppin'.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1929: Curley goes too far; 1979: Major reconstruction of Bourne Bridge begins; 1930: Blogfather hatched
In response to: 1929: Curley goes too far; 1979: Major reconstruction of Bourne Bridge begins; 1930: Blogfather hatched
Bridges should have bars that can stop a '69 Lincoln.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A Late Night Snack
In response to: A Late Night Snack
I prefer a slow Scotch before bed, myself.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cultural Activities: A Different Tack
In response to: Cultural Activities: A Different Tack
If drinks will be served, count me in.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cape Cod Commission fell prey to the Alliance
In response to: Cape Cod Commission fell prey to the Alliance
I have to sail there, people...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Death of a runner
In response to: Death of a runner
Probably would have been a more earnest comment had I logged on under my girl-who-actually-played-soccer user name... but you know what I mean.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Death of a runner
In response to: Death of a runner
It's always ironic when death reaches out for someone so obviously healthy. It's prettymuch why I decided to just drink wine and stuff.
I've never been much of a runner, unless I was chasing a soccer ball. I'm pretty quick, but I doubt that I could play a full high school-level soccer game any more.
Did you ever do a Gurnet Classic Beach Run, Jack? They used to do those off Duxbury Beach when I was a kid-kid. They say Rogers and Salazar were going step for step one year, probably late 70s or so.
I've never been much of a runner, unless I was chasing a soccer ball. I'm pretty quick, but I doubt that I could play a full high school-level soccer game any more.
Did you ever do a Gurnet Classic Beach Run, Jack? They used to do those off Duxbury Beach when I was a kid-kid. They say Rogers and Salazar were going step for step one year, probably late 70s or so.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: You didn't by any chance get your hair cut here?
In response to: You didn't by any chance get your hair cut here?
My girl told me to touch her where it smells... so I took her to Worcester.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Pickup truck rollover, SUV vs. utility pole in Falmouth; Route 25 rollover in Bourne
In response to: Pickup truck rollover, SUV vs. utility pole in Falmouth; Route 25 rollover in Bourne
While those kids should all be punished, you have to enjoy that they hung a truck in a tree without alcohol.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: "A Stop at Willoughby"
In response to: "A Stop at Willoughby"
driving repeatedly around in the rotary*
sighs...
sighs...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: "A Stop at Willoughby"
In response to: "A Stop at Willoughby"
When they finally went to tear down the rotary, they discovered that there was one old woman who had been driving repeatedly- with only trips to the Shell and the McDonalds for sustenance- since 1986.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Eyes on Owls
In response to: Eyes on Owls
Those suckers really fly away fast when you come off the bridge at them in a Lincoln.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Groups unite to stop casinos in state; Nantucket team stripped of title; Native American "Woman of the Year"
In response to: Groups unite to stop casinos in state; Nantucket team stripped of title; Native American "Woman of the Year"
Since they forfeited the season already...nantucket should recruit a bunch of big mean black adults to play the last game...and just beat the stuffing out of the snobby kids.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Gambling dies in Vegas as it's born in Bay State; Vineyard Gazette story on Aquinnah casino
In response to: Gambling dies in Vegas as it's born in Bay State; Vineyard Gazette story on Aquinnah casino
Until the red man figures out how to marry you at a drive-thru and develop a Mustang Ranch,,,, big Ted will still go to Vegas.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Another Beach Moment & Cranberry Sherbert
In response to: Another Beach Moment & Cranberry Sherbert
Stacey has some cool recipes coming, stay tuned.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: CPN hosts environmental authors in Cambridge
In response to: CPN hosts environmental authors in Cambridge
Chuck muscling his way into the bold print, nice...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Mashpees buy more land; Aquinnah announce detail of Seneca alliance
In response to: Mashpees buy more land; Aquinnah announce detail of Seneca alliance
While I may lack the constitution for it.... someone would be wise to build a year-round Thanksgiving-themed restaurant near the casino.... may even catch on nationally.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Rescue at sea off Brewster; West Yarmouth collision snarls traffic on 28
In response to: Rescue at sea off Brewster; West Yarmouth collision snarls traffic on 28
Well.. one less unly minivan on the road.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Mashpee: A Question of Fact vs. Fiction
In response to: Mashpee: A Question of Fact vs. Fiction
Cool read by the way, Jack.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Mashpee: A Question of Fact vs. Fiction
In response to: Mashpee: A Question of Fact vs. Fiction
Colonel...grrrr
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Sandwich Democrats to meet tonight
In response to: Sandwich Democrats to meet tonight
Jack...you're the real reporter... and for all the arguing we do, I've never questioned what I consider to be the fact that you know how media works...far, far better than I do.
But I'm pretty sure that if the header is the same size as the story... you might want to fluff it up a bit.
But I'm pretty sure that if the header is the same size as the story... you might want to fluff it up a bit.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Proactive approach needed to protect Nantucket Sound
In response to: Proactive approach needed to protect Nantucket Sound
Goddamned NIMBY....
www.scorecard.org/env-releases/county.tcl?fips_county_code=25027#major_chemical_releases
www.scorecard.org/env-releases/county.tcl?fips_county_code=25027#major_chemical_releases
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Liveblogging the game.... kinda
In response to: Liveblogging the game.... kinda
Er, ah.... I've spent some time at that household, and I know the rules.
Stacey can go out in public, Stacey can watch baseball, and Stacey can consume alcohol (she's French...they have it with like lunch and stuff there). What Stacey can't do is consume alcohol while watching baseball in public.
Audree is much stronger than Stacey is, and no doubt feels that the physical restraint she exerted during similar circumstances at Smith still holds weight... and even in text message form, she most likely feels as if she can control her if things fall apart in the 7th inning or so.
Remember.... after a while, Pavlov merely had to ring the f***ing bell.... no longer was the Chuck Wagon necessary.
Stacey can go out in public, Stacey can watch baseball, and Stacey can consume alcohol (she's French...they have it with like lunch and stuff there). What Stacey can't do is consume alcohol while watching baseball in public.
Audree is much stronger than Stacey is, and no doubt feels that the physical restraint she exerted during similar circumstances at Smith still holds weight... and even in text message form, she most likely feels as if she can control her if things fall apart in the 7th inning or so.
Remember.... after a while, Pavlov merely had to ring the f***ing bell.... no longer was the Chuck Wagon necessary.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: More visas for seasonal workers; More insurers backing away from coasts; Kennedy out of the hospital
In response to: More visas for seasonal workers; More insurers backing away from coasts; Kennedy out of the hospital
Er, ahh... I feel much better, thank you.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Straight Shooters Always Win
In response to: Straight Shooters Always Win
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Our Constitution reigns Supreme
In response to: Our Constitution reigns Supreme
"Against stupidity, even the Gods struggle in vain." - Friedrich von Schiller
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Disrespectful comments from those opposed to Cape Wind
In response to: Disrespectful comments from those opposed to Cape Wind
Care to go for a late night drive, Kimmy?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Smoke causes school evacuation; Pipe attack in Hyannis; Dangerous drugs stolen from Bourne vet; Elderly couple injured in Harwich crash; SUV vs. parked car in South Dennis
In response to: Smoke causes school evacuation; Pipe attack in Hyannis; Dangerous drugs stolen from Bourne vet; Elderly couple injured in Harwich crash; SUV vs. parked car in South Dennis
I think that Monponsett rules.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Beware the Greenhead fly
In response to: Beware the Greenhead fly
The worst greenhead problem in the state and maybe the world is Duxbury Beach, MA.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Pirates; Chips, Chief Medical Examinar and Sandy Neck Light
In response to: Pirates; Chips, Chief Medical Examinar and Sandy Neck Light
Sending that guy to review a clam shack is like hiring a white Globetrotter.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: CCBL rivals meet again; Gessner writes;
In response to: CCBL rivals meet again; Gessner writes;
That football article author doesn't know ditka. The Patriots were a half away from the Super Bowl. We're now much, much better. Indy keeps losing players. San Diego didn't improve. Anything could happen, but Ted likes the Pats.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Local daily on the anti-wind farm attack... again
In response to: Local daily on the anti-wind farm attack... again
That girl would have died in 10-70 years, anyway.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Kennedy on the Town
In response to: Kennedy on the Town
That link isn't working, you shadowy Greek.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Boat hits rocks; Rt 28 closed by head-on crash
In response to: Boat hits rocks; Rt 28 closed by head-on crash
The most fashionable firefighter on Cape Cod is Carl "That's Not A Hose" Jefferson.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Lightning strikes spark fires; Harwich crashes; Driver critical after Falmouth crash; Gun reportedly shown at island soccer game
In response to: Lightning strikes spark fires; Harwich crashes; Driver critical after Falmouth crash; Gun reportedly shown at island soccer game
You have to be into soccer for a few generations before your fan base evolves into outright hooliganism.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Honoring the Past
In response to: Honoring the Past
The small print says "Get Off Of Me!"
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A Ghost Story
In response to: A Ghost Story
I wouldn't touch that one with a five foot pole, and neither would Dr. Gryboski.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cape Cod Boaters need to clean up their act
In response to: Cape Cod Boaters need to clean up their act
Let the record show that I wait until I get to shore to use the bathroom. A man in my position can't go around with wet shoes because the boat hit a wave, if you know what I mean.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Boom Batter, My Pocket's Getting Fatter
In response to: Boom Batter, My Pocket's Getting Fatter
The Celtics are good-not-great, but they could actually run the table if they catch a few breaks at the right moment.
By "breaks," I mean "Tim Duncan breaks his leg right before we see the Spurs in the NBA Finals."
Still... that's better than most years recently.
I'm rooting for the Bruins to goon it up, as I prefer my hockey games to be swirling brawls.
The Sox get closer to the Yankers every day, and I just may have to kill someone if it's like .5 games in late September.
The Patriots look pretty goddamned good right now, especially when you consider how much ass the rest of the decision sucks right now. We should beat the Jets, the Fish, and the Bills like they were mouthy stepchildren.
There are no guarantees in life. The best we can hope for is that the descent will be amusing. We currently have that setup in 3 of our 4 pro sports teams.
By "breaks," I mean "Tim Duncan breaks his leg right before we see the Spurs in the NBA Finals."
Still... that's better than most years recently.
I'm rooting for the Bruins to goon it up, as I prefer my hockey games to be swirling brawls.
The Sox get closer to the Yankers every day, and I just may have to kill someone if it's like .5 games in late September.
The Patriots look pretty goddamned good right now, especially when you consider how much ass the rest of the decision sucks right now. We should beat the Jets, the Fish, and the Bills like they were mouthy stepchildren.
There are no guarantees in life. The best we can hope for is that the descent will be amusing. We currently have that setup in 3 of our 4 pro sports teams.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Taj comes to New England
In response to: The Taj comes to New England
You're correct. The bar on Arlington and all the rest is as good or better than ever. I can't wait to see what nthe Tata family does with this property in a few years. The Taj in New Delhi makes that otherwise benighted capital liveable.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Is our local daily newspaper incompetent or indifferent?
In response to: Is our local daily newspaper incompetent or indifferent?
Their contrivance is clearer than their printing quality. But you're right, Ghost, and I bet it drives the newspaper's great, young reporters nuts to be forced onto the wrong side of history by their publisher's Oster-villan, nabob neighbors.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Motorist shot on Route 6
In response to: Motorist shot on Route 6
What a superb photograph that is.
If that's not proper English, remember that your Senator may or may not have spent considerable time in France as a child, and still sort of phrases sentences like that now and then.
If that's not proper English, remember that your Senator may or may not have spent considerable time in France as a child, and still sort of phrases sentences like that now and then.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: News briefs: Motorcyclist injured in Mashpee; Dennis fire
In response to: News briefs: Motorcyclist injured in Mashpee; Dennis fire
Stacey's husband started a fire in the stove, once. I swear to God, the man put a plastic collander into an oven for some reason.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Man arrested for B&E in Ptown; Early morning OUI roadblock
In response to: Man arrested for B&E in Ptown; Early morning OUI roadblock
Think long and hard before robbing something called "Big Vin's Liqours."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: How your local daily promotes tourist spending on Cape Cod
In response to: How your local daily promotes tourist spending on Cape Cod
It cost me considerable money and prestige when I had to convince them to remove "crash into an estuary" from that sucker.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Alleged impaired driver terrorizes Provincetown neighborhood
In response to: Alleged impaired driver terrorizes Provincetown neighborhood
He should learn to drive more carefully.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Illegal Immigration: Things to Think About
In response to: Illegal Immigration: Things to Think About
White people have to have sex more.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: And then it struck me...
In response to: And then it struck me...
I love your idea... off of Fairhaven... and not TOO far off.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Sound as Sewer
In response to: The Sound as Sewer
I just hold it until I'm done sailing.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Flyover kudos; Something about Martha; Rachel remembered
In response to: Flyover kudos; Something about Martha; Rachel remembered
Smart Traveller and the BGlobe seem to have been at different Sagamore Bridges yesterday.
I like the flyover idea, but I don't think it is going to help traffic at all.
Keep in mind... schools are still in session, and Massachusetts in May isn't a first-vacation-option. Wait till July before we judge that rotay/flyover question.
I like the flyover idea, but I don't think it is going to help traffic at all.
Keep in mind... schools are still in session, and Massachusetts in May isn't a first-vacation-option. Wait till July before we judge that rotay/flyover question.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: For those of you who miss Dan Yonce
In response to: For those of you who miss Dan Yonce
Dan, you stay in Slovakia and send Marianna here.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Jamestown is jealous; GB praises BG; Canadians want "cheap eats"; Shooting justified
In response to: Jamestown is jealous; GB praises BG; Canadians want "cheap eats"; Shooting justified
I think Monpo is off cape, so these poor Frenchlings will have to suffer like the rest of us unless they discover Marathon Seafood in West Dennis on Route 28.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Bourne man sued for Pops; brawl CG suspends search for four sailors into 6th day
In response to: Bourne man sued for Pops; brawl CG suspends search for four sailors into 6th day
I've nearly had to kick some ass in the Capitol.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: I ate the lobster, and then I ate his tail
In response to: I ate the lobster, and then I ate his tail
She told me that she got it off some sports blog comment section.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Forecasters warn of potential nor'easter; Yarmouth honors their own
In response to: Forecasters warn of potential nor'easter; Yarmouth honors their own
The Colonel used "coastline-altering event" in his description of this storm's potential.... or so Stacey tells your Senator. This is due to high winds, high tides, and the potential of the storm to sit in place for some time.
She also says that the worst tides/storms for east-facing beaches like Duxbury or Manomet (or Chatham, I suppose) are the late winter-early spring ones, as that's when the tides are nastiest.
This storm is a Plains breeze right now... but when it gets off the coast Sunday... Boo Ya.
She also says that the worst tides/storms for east-facing beaches like Duxbury or Manomet (or Chatham, I suppose) are the late winter-early spring ones, as that's when the tides are nastiest.
This storm is a Plains breeze right now... but when it gets off the coast Sunday... Boo Ya.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 1967, Tony C. and Me
In response to: 1967, Tony C. and Me
Stingley was going across the middle, and had to leap up for one of Grogan's ducks... Tatum ran up from behind and speared him in the back.. which, amazingly, is what he'd been taught to do since he was a child.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Scopes "Trial of the Century" exciting theatre
In response to: Scopes "Trial of the Century" exciting theatre
That Libby Hughes is a hot little number.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Hyannisport gas leak; Bourne crash
In response to: Hyannisport gas leak; Bourne crash
That damned three bean salad again...lol
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Pastor Ed and Deviled Eggs
In response to: Pastor Ed and Deviled Eggs
The devil gets a bad rap.... because his eggs are superb.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Gryboski surrenders licence, Vonnegut dies at 84; Cape.com sold; Coastal growth booms; Cape Air sought by Maryland airport;
In response to: Gryboski surrenders licence, Vonnegut dies at 84; Cape.com sold; Coastal growth booms; Cape Air sought by Maryland airport;
Q) What did Dr. Gryboski tell her husband after she pumped those two slugs into him?
A) Nothing. She already told him twice.
A) Nothing. She already told him twice.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: The Sin of H2B
In response to: The Sin of H2B
I'm trying to add an addendum to the bill that allows employers to let maids sleep on beaches and in boathouses in summer months.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Joe Lincoln, Betty Boop & me, circa 1907
In response to: Joe Lincoln, Betty Boop & me, circa 1907
I know that you hippies smoke a lot of dope, but the picture may look more authentic if you remove the day-glo orange cones. They didn't invent flourescent orange until like 1964 or so.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Albright wows Harvard
In response to: Albright wows Harvard
That picture makes her look like she won the gold medal for Drooling or something at the Special Olympics.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Northeastern elite, in their millionaire fantasyland of Cape Cod
In response to: Northeastern elite, in their millionaire fantasyland of Cape Cod
Er, ah... I wouldn't bring Energy Tribune into the bathroom with me if I were out of paper.
Damn that reporter, trying to make a name for himself at my expense. Of course, I'd try to make a name for myself too if Fate had given me one like "Johnson."
Damn that reporter, trying to make a name for himself at my expense. Of course, I'd try to make a name for myself too if Fate had given me one like "Johnson."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: NFL Cheerleaders Gym Class
In response to: NFL Cheerleaders Gym Class
Isn't that Monponsett... the fourth bimbo from the left?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: State gives OK to Cape Wind
In response to: State gives OK to Cape Wind
Offhand.... what % best describes how close C-Dub is to being able to start building?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Extinction Of The Middle Class
In response to: Extinction Of The Middle Class
"U can't touch my riches/// even if you had MC Hammer and those .357 witches."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cape Cod Idol !!!
In response to: Cape Cod Idol !!!
I fear not voting for the Black Sabbath girl to win.
The other girl.. the one with the tig ol' bitties... second place. I'd put the Emo kid third, and the Dutch hippies last.
The other girl.. the one with the tig ol' bitties... second place. I'd put the Emo kid third, and the Dutch hippies last.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Star-studded Longfellow concert
In response to: Star-studded Longfellow concert
Isn't that Monponsett girl a teacher? I was hoping she'd help me straighten out my Longfellow.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: O'Leary, Patrick announce $100M intiative; Cape murder victim's bill gets help; O'Keefe doesn't use witness-protection money;
In response to: O'Leary, Patrick announce $100M intiative; Cape murder victim's bill gets help; O'Keefe doesn't use witness-protection money;
Gosule was found maybe 100 yards from Stacey's old Monponsett house. She was cleared early-on.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Got some ‘splainin' to do
In response to: Got some ‘splainin' to do
I missed a few days, myself... had to help a nephew not pass the bar.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: How about some "Guest Worker" housing in Hyannisport?
In response to: How about some "Guest Worker" housing in Hyannisport?
If you want a job or a place to stay, toots... just ask.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cynthia Stead's RAMPAGE
In response to: Cynthia Stead's RAMPAGE
Funny story about names...
A guy and a girl are in a bar. The guy asks the girl what her name is.
"I'm Carmen... I'm named after my two favorite things, cars and men. What's your name?"
"Golftits."
A guy and a girl are in a bar. The guy asks the girl what her name is.
"I'm Carmen... I'm named after my two favorite things, cars and men. What's your name?"
"Golftits."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Cynthia Stead's RAMPAGE
In response to: Cynthia Stead's RAMPAGE
Let the record show that I'm very much opposed to women writing on the Internet under a male name.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: As false confessions go, not a very good one
In response to: As false confessions go, not a very good one
Next to my brother and Mr. O'Lantern, Coleman is my favorite Jack.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Patrick is nation's most powerful Governor; Sweatshop detainees at Bristol County House of Correction released; Middleboro wants the casino too
In response to: Patrick is nation's most powerful Governor; Sweatshop detainees at Bristol County House of Correction released; Middleboro wants the casino too
...a Coupe Deval.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Media Hitman knocked off by Finneran "Hit Job"
In response to: Media Hitman knocked off by Finneran "Hit Job"
Even if they did take Howie on that ride, they'd still come back with a car.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Smoother sailing for home insurance; No Stop & Shop strike; Kerrys write new book
In response to: Smoother sailing for home insurance; No Stop & Shop strike; Kerrys write new book
A friend of mine bakes the cakes for S&S, and she said they were going to get $100 to drive to Hyannis and picket. She was dreading it, as about $40 of it would go to gasoline.
Looks like everything worked itself out... call off the dogs, and make me up a Cookie 'o' Puss for next Saturday.
Looks like everything worked itself out... call off the dogs, and make me up a Cookie 'o' Puss for next Saturday.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: What Does it Mean to be a Democrat?
In response to: What Does it Mean to be a Democrat?
I'm not hiding behind my name.... I'm hiding behind my wealth.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: As false confessions go, not a very good one
In response to: As false confessions go, not a very good one
I'll fight you to the last drop of Jack Coleman's blood.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Ahead Of Its Time
In response to: Ahead Of Its Time
I don't work at a bank or anything, so I rely on a sort of internal clock.
I wake with the sun, go to sleep with the werewolves, and generally just walk around kicking ass. The concept of time is for Victims...ie, "What time did the attack occur?"
Funk that. You'll notice that all 4 dead hippies at Kent State were wearing wristwatches. The doomed 9-11 flights were most likely rigidly timed. Time is one of those false concepts of security that only gets in the way when you're trying to run/kill/steal.
I rely on gut instinct. I would have been in off-campus housing at Kent the minute my friends started hurling rocks at the 200 guys with the assault rifles. I can also say that either myself or that sweating-out-of-context Syrian looking guy would have been off Flight 666, or whatever the f*** flight it was.
The average American doesn't live 79.6 years... the average American lives until their heart stops beating.
I wake with the sun, go to sleep with the werewolves, and generally just walk around kicking ass. The concept of time is for Victims...ie, "What time did the attack occur?"
Funk that. You'll notice that all 4 dead hippies at Kent State were wearing wristwatches. The doomed 9-11 flights were most likely rigidly timed. Time is one of those false concepts of security that only gets in the way when you're trying to run/kill/steal.
I rely on gut instinct. I would have been in off-campus housing at Kent the minute my friends started hurling rocks at the 200 guys with the assault rifles. I can also say that either myself or that sweating-out-of-context Syrian looking guy would have been off Flight 666, or whatever the f*** flight it was.
The average American doesn't live 79.6 years... the average American lives until their heart stops beating.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Kennedy may stop Bay State from getting Technology Site; Ohio loses its chance
In response to: Kennedy may stop Bay State from getting Technology Site; Ohio loses its chance
"If I owned Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent Texas."
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: 19 year-old dies in head-on, 2 injured in West Barntsable crash; Brewster fire
In response to: 19 year-old dies in head-on, 2 injured in West Barntsable crash; Brewster fire
Er, ahh.... I was nowhere near that Craigville Beach crash site... and if I was, I wasn't driving a friggin' Subaru.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Feeding at the Public Trough, Part 2
In response to: Feeding at the Public Trough, Part 2
Yeah, ...it's sort of like running a football... "the furthest extent of one's forward progress."
He's just making up for all that pension time John Quincy Adams missed by dying in the House... "at the post of duty," as Henry Clay might have said.
If I can get paid a pre-Kopechne level pension, I'd get that middle ground between Senator and shoo-in presidential candidate.
He's just making up for all that pension time John Quincy Adams missed by dying in the House... "at the post of duty," as Henry Clay might have said.
If I can get paid a pre-Kopechne level pension, I'd get that middle ground between Senator and shoo-in presidential candidate.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: As false confessions go, not a very good one
In response to: As false confessions go, not a very good one
Well.... change that to WE should be fine. Jack lives in Plymouth, but would be well-remembered by his soul-mates here on the Cape.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: As false confessions go, not a very good one
In response to: As false confessions go, not a very good one
As long as Jack's army stands on the defensive, he should be fine against Cru's army... the train stops at Plymouth.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: What Does it Mean to be a Democrat?
In response to: What Does it Mean to be a Democrat?
You really don't have any problem with a chronic philanderer who has had three times as many wives as our current Mormon Presidential candidate going after a guy for getting some brains?
You must want Bush to hang. Clinton told a little white lie while in office. Bush tells lies that are positively dripping with blood.
I mean, Newt broke a few oaths of his own during that time... to a power even greater than the Constitution.
I wouldn't vote for Newt Gingrich to serve as anything higher than a dogcatcher... a role to which he is quite well suited. Health to the dogs!
You must want Bush to hang. Clinton told a little white lie while in office. Bush tells lies that are positively dripping with blood.
I mean, Newt broke a few oaths of his own during that time... to a power even greater than the Constitution.
I wouldn't vote for Newt Gingrich to serve as anything higher than a dogcatcher... a role to which he is quite well suited. Health to the dogs!
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: What Does it Mean to be a Democrat?
In response to: What Does it Mean to be a Democrat?
You might want to ask the practice-what-they-preach question on a day where your Clinton witch-hunter didn't admit to cheating on yet another wife.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Man tries to fire gun during Dennis raid; CCH surged
In response to: Man tries to fire gun during Dennis raid; CCH surged
Nice scale... accurate to a 1/10th of a gram, I believe...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Rachael does donuts; State Rep 'unscrupulous contractor'; Jos. McGurl, lanscape artist
In response to: Rachael does donuts; State Rep 'unscrupulous contractor'; Jos. McGurl, lanscape artist
I'm slated to appear in a Ray DD commercial... where I sit naked, and she plays Ring Toss with some Chocolate Frosted.
Black teens were calling DD by the nickname of "Dunkin' Dose Nuts" as recently as 2004.
Black teens were calling DD by the nickname of "Dunkin' Dose Nuts" as recently as 2004.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A Year of Blogs
In response to: A Year of Blogs
Ooops.. meant to say "Monponsett just aims etc..." My bad.
This dual-gender stuff is harder than it looks.. I wonder how that sissy Edwards pulls it off so seamlessly.
This dual-gender stuff is harder than it looks.. I wonder how that sissy Edwards pulls it off so seamlessly.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A Year of Blogs
In response to: A Year of Blogs
I just aim the camera, babe... Kodak does the rest.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: To the hoop, y'all
In response to: To the hoop, y'all
You already know that someone like Capemom or Capri will win the Madness bracket, just because God likes to torture sports fans.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Tourism up; Cape couple wins against subprime lender; Cape Wind confident in MMS
In response to: Tourism up; Cape couple wins against subprime lender; Cape Wind confident in MMS
Odd that they didn't site those solar panels right in front of some rich guy's home...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Is Ann Coulter An Asset to the Republican Party?
In response to: Is Ann Coulter An Asset to the Republican Party?
For all the bad things people say about me.... they never hit Ted from Hyannisport with the F Bomb. Hell no... all man, here.
Well...kinda... but I digress...
The point I'm making is that John Edwards should stalk Coulter, then approach her at a speaking engagement. Rather than beating her, though... he should just straight bang her out on stage.... then be like "John Edwards is all Man, ho... now go make me some bacon, and shut up."
She'd do it, too... in all my years practicing psychology (and taking part in the S+M scene), I have never seen a woman crying out for a dominant male presence in her life as badly as Ann Coulter is.
I'm telling you... one night with, say, Rodney Harrison... and Ann would be wearing a peasant dress and voting Libertarian. I see this sort of thing all the time.
Well...kinda... but I digress...
The point I'm making is that John Edwards should stalk Coulter, then approach her at a speaking engagement. Rather than beating her, though... he should just straight bang her out on stage.... then be like "John Edwards is all Man, ho... now go make me some bacon, and shut up."
She'd do it, too... in all my years practicing psychology (and taking part in the S+M scene), I have never seen a woman crying out for a dominant male presence in her life as badly as Ann Coulter is.
I'm telling you... one night with, say, Rodney Harrison... and Ann would be wearing a peasant dress and voting Libertarian. I see this sort of thing all the time.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Brewster fire; Caretakers charged with larceny from disabled person; cold shatters records
In response to: Brewster fire; Caretakers charged with larceny from disabled person; cold shatters records
6.8 degrees at the Otis Air National Guard Base at this very moment... may have been 4 before the sun came up.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Outermost House Lecture Sunday
In response to: Outermost House Lecture Sunday
Did Eastham still try to tax the Outermost House after it floated away?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Move over Fairy Godmother
In response to: Move over Fairy Godmother
Ooops...forgot I was on under my male screen name... change that to "the GoDaddy(.)com girl."
We Kennedys have no tolerance for homosexuality, unless there is some political gain to be drawn from it.
We Kennedys have no tolerance for homosexuality, unless there is some political gain to be drawn from it.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Move over Fairy Godmother
In response to: Move over Fairy Godmother
I hear you... I always wanted to hop up onto the girl from the black Fruit Of The Loom guy.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Poker Players, Puppeteers, or Politicians?
In response to: Poker Players, Puppeteers, or Politicians?
Let the record show that I beat that Romney punk like a red-headed stepchild when he ran up against Poppa Ted back in the day.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Workers at Harwich Stop & Shop are ready to walk!
In response to: Workers at Harwich Stop & Shop are ready to walk!
This is exactly why I voted against Question 1... they run the small stores out of business, and then I have to drive to Plymouth for gin every time some lettuce-picker figures out his salary sucks.
Sure, I have power, mansions, boats, stock... but sometimes, the world can be a cruel and unfair place.
I suppose I can hire the striking produce worker to go to Plymouth for me... but the point I make is still valid.
Sure, I have power, mansions, boats, stock... but sometimes, the world can be a cruel and unfair place.
I suppose I can hire the striking produce worker to go to Plymouth for me... but the point I make is still valid.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Swimming in Hathaway Pond in winter; The Islander's last voyage
In response to: Swimming in Hathaway Pond in winter; The Islander's last voyage
They should find some empty beach, run that ferry aground, and let it serve as low-income housing.
Not in Hyannisport, of course... but somewhere Sagamorish.
Not in Hyannisport, of course... but somewhere Sagamorish.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Sandwich, Falmouth and Harwich crashes
In response to: Sandwich, Falmouth and Harwich crashes
For a town with such a name, they really need someone to open a top-notch delicatessen in Sandwich.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Form and Function, Aesthetics and Renewable Energy
In response to: Form and Function, Aesthetics and Renewable Energy
I got more done than anyone else that day.
Just to set the record straight, I am in favor of properly-sited wind power....especially properly out-of-my-site.
I also don't play favorites with race.. as is evidenced by my continued support of the Kennebunkport Wind Farm proposal.
Just to set the record straight, I am in favor of properly-sited wind power....especially properly out-of-my-site.
I also don't play favorites with race.. as is evidenced by my continued support of the Kennebunkport Wind Farm proposal.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Hurricane Katrina, Cape Cod and the Artist Life
In response to: Hurricane Katrina, Cape Cod and the Artist Life
I'm deeply involved with the protection of the Grey Goose. I protect them with my Liver.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Two oil giants plunge into the wind business
In response to: Two oil giants plunge into the wind business
I'm very much enamored with the Kennebunkport Wind Farm idea.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Massachusetts State Senator Scott Brown's "Meltdown" in the "Freak Show!"
In response to: Massachusetts State Senator Scott Brown's "Meltdown" in the "Freak Show!"
Cosmo approached me for that photo shoot, but their magazine wasn't wide enough.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Alleged bank robber caught; only minor flooding reported
In response to: Alleged bank robber caught; only minor flooding reported
The Compound was basically unharmed during the storm, although some of the gin bottles were disturbed.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Osterville fire; Sandwich crash; Hyannis crashes; Vehicle break-ins in Dennis; Crash closes Route 6
In response to: Osterville fire; Sandwich crash; Hyannis crashes; Vehicle break-ins in Dennis; Crash closes Route 6
If you were around in 1970, I might have found it necessary to have you killed.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Form and Function, Aesthetics and Renewable Energy
In response to: Form and Function, Aesthetics and Renewable Energy
If they put the wind farm off New Bedford, the Brazilian kids wouldn't have to swim so far to spray paint on them.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: Casinos and cost, Candidates baseball and Confusion
In response to: Casinos and cost, Candidates baseball and Confusion
That bastard out on the roads without a scratch, and I'M the one who drives off the bridge...
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: North Atlantic Right Whale Lecture Series
In response to: North Atlantic Right Whale Lecture Series
I'm very interested in some interactive Wild Turkey displays.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: I move like there's po-po behind me, cocoa inside me...
In response to: I move like there's po-po behind me, cocoa inside me...
You seem like a nice girl, Stacey.... why don't you come down to the Compound for some of Daddy's bootlegged Scotch?
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: A 1776 Patriot looks at 2008 Politics
In response to: A 1776 Patriot looks at 2008 Politics
This "Big L' blog should do just fine;
It's exactly 180 from Porcupine.
It's exactly 180 from Porcupine.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: That allegedly one-sided conversation
In response to: That allegedly one-sided conversation
Monponsett, why aren't you wrtitng a Polical Blog?
You're wise than any of this guys, and a heck of a lot more amusing to read. They get mad and you hoist them on their own petards.
You're wise than any of this guys, and a heck of a lot more amusing to read. They get mad and you hoist them on their own petards.
Ted from Hyannis Port [Member]
In response to: SOS or SOP
In response to: SOS or SOP
Say, Barbara, knock it off, you'll destroy what little is left of my environmentalist rep, and those turbines are beautiful, you might say "kinetic art", and almost never visible from Squaw Island".
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