Cape Cod Sports Desk

Jack Daniels nipping at your nose...

We had to try photographing this dude's yard in the daytime.

Santa likes when people donate to Toys For Tots... and if you fail to, he pulls up on his bike and beats your ass with a stocking full of coal.

All of Santa's bikes are named after the reindeer. This one is "Blitzen."

You thought we were kidding about the coal, didn't you? Nope.

Here's Buzzard Bay's first real snow of the winter.

Santa rents out his train (which looks mysteriously like someone got clever with a riding lawnower) to Mazzilli's Farm Stand, and they take it around the building if you show up with enough kids. Not a problem with this semi Catholic family...

Santa also covers the bills by selling the occassional shed....

... or posing for Stacey's Merchant Marine Santa lamp.

Stockings for Gabby, Melissa, Stacey, the Colonel... and Sloppy.

I'm told that I'm getting one, although I want to see it before I stop sulking.

We weren't joking when we told you about Stacey's lighthouse obsession. Here's her Christmas stocking.

I want to say it's a Phallic Symbol thing, but I'd hate to have to fight her before Christmas.

These look cool IRL. Little presents, all lit up... or my blurry photograph.

I like this one. The tree is a Scotch Pine, in pale blue lighting... photographed through a window.

I only took home 4 or so of these.

Stacey's cottage is on Lite Brite Blvd.