Cape Cod Sports Desk

The Fourth Reich

Sittin'on the Buzz-ards Bay...wasting time til Super Bowl day-ay-ayyyyyy

Props to Walter, for hooking us up with a link to this video of Der Fuhrer going ballistic over the Cowboy's loss.... Blitzkrieg?

Some people get what they deserve.... YouTube - Old Lady VS. Jerk in Mercedes

 Hitler, Mercedes... and now, Chessboxing.... we're very Germanic today, for such a French-driven website....  OPEN GERMAN CHAMPIONSHIPS 2008

Play with your life... then play with it again....YouTube - 322 Feet Motorcycle Jump, New Year's 2008, Robbie Maddison... note that Evel Knievel landed on a ramp about 5 feet wide, while this "p*ssy" only had to hit the literal broad side of a mountain.

Speaking of being a p*ssy.... How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?.... According to this site, I can take 27, although my rating was swollen by A) my stated willingness to both kill and to use a 5 yearold child's body as a weapon and B) the fact that-mostly when I was teaching- I was involved in dozens of fights.

Elle... who is 17,  is able to beat me when we fight (although the fights are fairly even before we tip over)....so 3.5 (roughly Elle's age divided by 5) seems like a more reasonable guesstimate.

I had a student (18 yo) who lost a fight to a gang of 10 year olds in Southie. "I was doing all right," he said, "until I stepped off the curb and fell. Then, they were all over me."

I'm just waiting til the right moment to go beat on my friend Jersey Joe's blog,  as it supports those despicable NY Football Giants......Big Blue Notes

Arachnids and drugs... how do LSD, booze, cocaine, caffeine, or marijuana alter the web-building capabilities of a wood spider? ....UnCut Video - Now Playing "Crack Spider

Finally... a collection of ground-breaking professional wrestling interview/promo segments (above on right).... I Can't Help It If I Can- Whooo- Dance All Night Long